How NOT to Rob a Liquor Store (HILARIOUS VIDEO!!)

Glumbert ^ | 12/6/06

[areafiftyone]

You just have to check out this video. It is hilarious!

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[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

LOL!

[SuperSonic]

Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

[bmwcyle]

bttt for later

[Mo1]

ROFL!!!!

[areafiftyone]

Talk about having 9 lives!

[theDentist]

That 2nd fall is the funniest! (IMO)

[areafiftyone]

I love the cops standing outside the door looking at him. I wish I could see their faces.

[dighton]

Bump for funny stuff.

[Bahbah]

It won't finish buffering for me :(

[najida]

If you count the fall outside,
he fell 3 times.......

What a dumbazz!

[Petronski]

Must see video. Oh my God, it's like Wile. E. Coyote is trying to rob a liquor store.

[Snoopers-868th]

This is one of the funniest videos I have seen. Thanks.

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Tooo much! There are 'bad' days and then there are BAD days...

[Dog Gone]

That has to be the funniest clip I've ever seen.

[Dog Gone]

Check this out.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

You're right, this one deserves an award of some sort! I loved him pushing the cart around inside the store then not being able to get out!

[subterfuge]

Won't finish buffering...

[diamond6]

We can both use a good laugh!

[diamond6]

I love the fact that the video shows the guy getting hit in the face with all those bottles.... twice. That was my favorite part!!!!

LOL

[Billthedrill]

Laughing till I hurt. That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime...

[Tired of Taxes]

Ah, yes, more evidence that criminals are not the brightest people on the planet.

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.

[Ramius]

That young feller just wasn't cut out for a life of crime...

LOL... Yep. Time to seriously consider a different line of work.

[Silly]

This is funny every time I see it.

For some reason, I get the biggest laugh when I see him trolling around the store with the shopping cart. Like a good little shopper!

[dead]

This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.

I initially thought the same thing, but where the hell would they find some fat dumbass to do those stunts on purpose?

The two falls inside the store are really really hard and painful looking. He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!

[BeHoldAPaleHorse]

He drops straight on his head from at least 12 feet!

After making sure there's plenty of padding underneath.

He should've bled out from that fall on the wine bottles at the end.

[Sax]

It looked to me like a digital zoom, since when it pans or zooms the quality and resolution goes to pot, like something done afterwards by editing original recordings.

[aculeus]

Funny!

[martin_fierro]

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[SamAdams76]

I think this video was staged.

[Eaker]

Pretty funny!

[visualops]

stupid crook ping

[humblegunner]

That dude is resilient.

I'd have hurt myself on the third fall.

I never mastered landing on my back on a bed of bottles in thug school.

[SquirrelKing]

Cash from the machine = $350
Finding out that drop ceiling tile wont hold your fat ass = 50 experience points
Falling 12 feet onto your head...twice = 500 experience points

Free smokes while cops laugh at you and millions enjoy it worldwide = Priceless

[FreedomPoster]

Oh, just damn! He had to have been drunk or really stoned.

[Nachoman]

Someone doesn't know when to say when.

[Manic_Episode]

Well, you can call this guy many things, but you can't call him a quitter.

[Shimmer128]

This was funny. I can't believe anyone is that stupid and walking around free. (well, he's not free now, i hope, but was then)

[areafiftyone]

LOL No you can't.

[MozarkDawg]

Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.

[SerpentDove]

>>This looks phony--most security cameras take 1 frame/sec, and they don't pan with the action.<<

I thought the same thing. But security cameras have improved lately (I think, as far as frames per second), and as I look at the video, it appears that they did the zooms in an editing program later.

I edit a lot of video, and that's what makes me think that's what happened.