Posted on 12/06/2006 6:36:47 PM PST by EveningStar
Funny, but like South Park, it's not for everyone!
(Excerpt) Read more at wikiality.com ...
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Thanks. After the Gates confirmation and the Iraq Surrender Group report, I needed a laugh.
Funny. I was surprised to learn that Jews controled the Catholic Church, as well as pre-crumbled cheese!
Good stuff!
Look up "Virgin Mary". Funny stuff. (May God forgive me!)
I hate Colbert, but this is so true:
Texas is a state in both the West and South regions of the United States of America. It is also considered part of the Southwest and the Great Plains. With an area of 268,581 square miles and has a population of 22.8 million. Texas is second to Alaska in area and second to California in population, but has more balls than either.
The state name derives from a word in the Caddoan language of the Hasinai: táysha, tecas, or tejas (the Spanish spelling); literally translated to mean "Mexico's America."
Texas is commonly referred to as "The greatest place on earth." It is envied by everyone. Every state and every nation wishes it were Texas. Every person wishes to live in Texas and become Texan.
Texas is also the home and birthplace of George W. Bush, the founder of modern democracy. Other famous peopl from Texas include Kurt Cobain, Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain), Paris Hilton, and Jesus Christ.
Texas should really be a country, but it remains part of the U.S. just so the Union won't throw a bitch fit.
LOL Well, not the birthplace of Dubya, anyway...
Does this mean:
a)...Jews control the Catholic Church and pre-crumbled cheese! or,
b)...Jews and pre-crumbled cheese control the Catholic Church...
I just hope you all realize that the point of this site is to mock conservatives and conservatism.
I hope you're wrong. They do a good job of trashing Ted Kennedy.
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The Cindy Sheehan entry isn't too kind to her either.
Guys, it's satirizing the conservative point of view. Read the articles about Rush Limbaugh or George W. Bush. It's Daily Show/Colbert Report liberals making fun of how they think we think. It's fine for you to laugh at it if you don't mind laughing at yourselves...
Also, "truthiness", "fact", and "factinistas".
Lots of nonsense, but it did get me my tagline.
Thanks, ES for a post that promotes truthiness!
Of course we don't mind laughing at parodies of ourselves, we are conservatives. We aren't pansy-asped liberals who can't take a joke.
It's also funny to see how stupid liberals are, by seeing how ignorantly they interpret the conservative viewpoint.
Like here?
I don't mind laughing at myself at all...which is the difference between conservatives and liberals - they tend to freak out when you make fun of their beliefs (not that some on the right don't - we have our share of nutcases who take themselves way too seriously).
As for all the 25 human brothers and sisters in Teddy's adopted family, they were all shot in the melon. But that doesn't have anything to do with Teddy. The popular theory on why Teddy has not been shot in the melon like all of the other Kennedys is that Bearpiter-ites cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
I about pee'd my pants.
It starts, "Michael Moore (born Satan McHitlerpants) is a fat uber lazy non-1337 commie filmmaker. His fattness is only surpassed by his ability to create commie lies."
Not to mention the Gay State of Taxachusetts! LOL!
State Flower: Something gay
Official Language: Pahshle gay, pahshle drunk, all retahded
State Bird: The Limp-Wristed Kennedy
State Fish: The Kopechne
State Motto: Let's All Get Gay-Married, and hurt The Baby Jesus' Feelings!
Nickname: Massachusetts, New England's Crooked Penis, Gaysrael
Governor: Republican
State Anthem: "YMCA"
Population: As Many Married Gays That Can Fit, probably less, but I don't want to think about it...
Largest City: Boston.
Gayest City: Provincetown.
Principal imports: Gays, Lesbionics
Principal exports: Gay Marriage, Dancing Congressmen
Principal industries: Gay Marriage, hurting The Baby Jesus
Pinging you to make sure you see the stuff in post above, if you haven't already.
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