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SNL -- Apocalypto Recut
youtube.com ^ | 12/11/2006 | SNL

Posted on 12/11/2006 3:20:27 PM PST by Screamname

Sorry, but this is too funny. And after Gibsons bashing of Bush he deserves it.


TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: apocalypto; melgibson; melvingibstein; saturdaynightlive; snl

1 posted on 12/11/2006 3:20:28 PM PST by Screamname
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To: Screamname

bump for placemarker....great stuff!...lol
Thanks


2 posted on 12/11/2006 3:22:38 PM PST by JerseyDvl ("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
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To: JerseyDvl

What`s a placemarker?


3 posted on 12/11/2006 3:23:08 PM PST by Screamname (Actors have always hated Republicans, starting with Lincoln.)
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To: Screamname

A bookmark, I think.


4 posted on 12/11/2006 3:23:34 PM PST by jdm
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To: Screamname

Fantastic!


5 posted on 12/11/2006 3:25:07 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie
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To: Alouette; SJackson; Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; veronica; Xenalyte; ..

ping


6 posted on 12/11/2006 3:26:04 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: Screamname

Bump for later.


7 posted on 12/11/2006 3:26:06 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (A liberal is a suicide bomber without the guts)
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To: Screamname

Hilarious!


8 posted on 12/11/2006 3:26:48 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Screamname

Excellent...thanks!!


9 posted on 12/11/2006 3:27:33 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway~~John Wayne)
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To: Screamname

lol..."I smell bagels."


10 posted on 12/11/2006 3:27:49 PM PST by The Blitherer ("I will prepare and some day my chance will come.")
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To: Screamname

Hilarious!


11 posted on 12/11/2006 3:28:08 PM PST by veronica (http://images20.fotki.com/v360/photos/1/106521/3848737/gladysPSCP-vi.jpg)
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To: Screamname

heh..that is pretty funny..


12 posted on 12/11/2006 3:28:54 PM PST by GeorgiaDawg32 (Any fact I state is completely substantiated and verified by my own opinion on the subject.)
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To: Screamname
What`s a placemarker?

That's a device that some people get put in their chests after they have a heart attack.

13 posted on 12/11/2006 3:28:57 PM PST by Lancey Howard (Where's my glasses?)
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To: Screamname

"The Jews are coming! Run for your lives!" LMFAO!!! Freggin` brilliant!


14 posted on 12/11/2006 3:31:07 PM PST by Screamname (Actors have always hated Republicans, starting with Lincoln.)
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To: Screamname

They shoulod have redacred the annoying laugh track.


15 posted on 12/11/2006 3:33:42 PM PST by BunnySlippers (Never Forget / SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
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To: BunnySlippers

Spellcheck is you freind.


16 posted on 12/11/2006 3:42:26 PM PST by stockpirate (John Kerry & FBI files ==> http://www.freerepublic.com/~stockpirate/)
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To: stanz

bump to me...hysterical!


17 posted on 12/11/2006 3:44:19 PM PST by stanz (Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
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To: stockpirate
Spellcheck is you freind.

Ture.
18 posted on 12/11/2006 3:44:48 PM PST by TomGuy
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To: nutmeg

ping


19 posted on 12/11/2006 3:47:52 PM PST by stanz (Those who don't believe in evolution should go jump off the flat edge of the Earth.)
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To: Screamname; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Zacs Mom; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...

Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.
(This is usually a low volume ping)

This one's too funny to pass up. It's a short video that will trash your keyboard and screen if you don't put your coffee (beer, etc.) DOWN before watching it.

You've been warned.
;^D


20 posted on 12/11/2006 3:48:40 PM PST by RebelTex (Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
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To: Screamname

That was funny! Also liked the two @-holes at the Nativity scene clip.


21 posted on 12/11/2006 3:49:23 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: Screamname

Officially, this is funny. Even for Jews. (At least, the non-socialist ones who have a sense of humor)


22 posted on 12/11/2006 3:50:06 PM PST by bpjam (Don't Blame Me. I Voted GOP.)
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To: Screamname

funny!


23 posted on 12/11/2006 3:51:01 PM PST by Mumtri
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To: Screamname

Sorry. Gotta self-ping this one.


24 posted on 12/11/2006 3:51:24 PM PST by Filo (Darwin was right!)
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To: Screamname

placemaker


25 posted on 12/11/2006 3:51:42 PM PST by RobRoy (Islam is a greater threat to the world today than Naziism was in 1937.)
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To: Screamname

That was hilarious!


26 posted on 12/11/2006 3:52:21 PM PST by Tx Angel
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To: Screamname

The Fox "Mad TV" had a much funnier and creative send-up. SNL's was lame-o, imho.


27 posted on 12/11/2006 3:53:37 PM PST by bvw
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To: Screamname

LOL! I especially loved Jimmy Carter's cameo as the Mayan leader, blaming the Jews for all wars.







(What, you mean that WASN'T the peanut farmer hisself? Never mind!)


28 posted on 12/11/2006 3:55:13 PM PST by ssaftler
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To: EveningStar

LOL!


29 posted on 12/11/2006 3:56:40 PM PST by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: stockpirate

I don knead spelchec ... ;-)

Actually it comes from computing while lying down ... with the laptop.


30 posted on 12/11/2006 4:15:15 PM PST by BunnySlippers (Never Forget / SAY YES TO RUDY !!!)
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To: Screamname

I saw Apocolypto last. It is worth seeing. Previews for other movies were disgusting-a new "slasher" series with a Christmas theme? Hollywood is a cesspool.


31 posted on 12/11/2006 4:26:05 PM PST by Jumpmaster (Teddy is all wet.)
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To: Jumpmaster
Would that be Black Christmas?
32 posted on 12/11/2006 4:32:25 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: Drammach

Bump for the end of the world..


33 posted on 12/11/2006 4:40:24 PM PST by Drammach (Freedom... Not just a job, it's an adventure..)
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To: Screamname

I thought it was idiotic.

It was a chance for liberals to express their true anti-semitism while seemingly spoofing Mel Gibson.


34 posted on 12/11/2006 4:40:53 PM PST by kidd
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To: EveningStar
Proudly continuing the line of Jack Frost, Santa Claws, Silent Night, Bloody Night, and Silent Night, Deadly Night, and many others, no doubt. The Christmas Slasher genre is kind of played out, and I'd like to see something new from Hollywood. Maybe a Boxing Day slasher pic, or something that takes place on Festivus.
35 posted on 12/11/2006 4:41:24 PM PST by Caesar Soze
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To: Screamname

bookmark for later viewing :-)


36 posted on 12/11/2006 4:43:22 PM PST by GOP Poet
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To: Screamname

Screw Mel Gibson, that POS Hamas supporter.


37 posted on 12/11/2006 4:52:32 PM PST by LdSentinal
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To: EveningStar; Screamname; firebrand

Bwahaa! Funny.


38 posted on 12/11/2006 5:23:04 PM PST by Clemenza
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To: kidd

It`s true. Liberals will never use the "J" word or mention Israel, but everything that motivates them is not only their hatred of the USA, but their hatred of Israel and of Judaism as well.

What liberals don`t realize is Islam has no claim WHATSOEVER to ANY land in the middle east! And even though Israel takes up two tenths of 1% of land in that whole area claimed by Islam, they still arent satisfied! They still support this f**k cult that wants to absolutely destroy a religion that has done nothing more than follow laws based on love and honor.

Islam was formed approx. in the year 600 AD yet Judaism was formed thousands upon thousands of years before Mohammed was ever a twinkling in his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmothers eye. It`s like Scientology claiming that they should have entire rule and domain over an entire continent because they have many members. It`s utter nonsense.

Mohammed was not a prophet. He was Satans answer to Christianity, and like all things Satan creates, Islam only attracts evil. This is why you have murderers in prison "converting" to Islam, this is why they use death as the answer to their most ridiculous of problems, why they oppress women, why they stone to death women. Sure you have murderers converting to Christianity like David Berkowitz or Mark Chapman, but there is one difference; They admit to their sins, they admit to their crimes, and ask for forgiveness. Islamics don`t. Islamics like cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal (formerly known as Wesley Cook) blame and use others for their evil. Killers like every Islamic terrorist you ever heard of will never bow to forgiveness, never bow to good. Why? Because they ARE NOT!

Islam is an absolute cancer to humanity, it is an abomination, it is evil incarnate that uses fear and death to strike its will. It is why it has so many members. Fear controls the actions of people so much more efficiently than love, and that is the sole weapon of Satan. Fear is the opposite of love, and only through the defense of forgiveness and love can it be overcome.


39 posted on 12/11/2006 5:27:35 PM PST by Screamname (Actors have always hated Republicans, starting with Lincoln.)
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To: stanz

Oh, that was funny! Thanks for the ping. ;-D


40 posted on 12/11/2006 8:33:45 PM PST by nutmeg (In 2008 we will crush the Democrats like the cockroaches they are! -- Mark Levin 11-8-06)
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To: Screamname
Wow that show is still on TV? I don't know anyone that watches it... It was big hit in the 70s and 80s, but I thought died in the 90s?
41 posted on 12/11/2006 8:41:33 PM PST by Sprite518
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To: Screamname

HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!


42 posted on 12/11/2006 8:42:50 PM PST by rintense (Liberals stand for nothing and are against everything- unless it benefits them.)
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To: Screamname

So we're supposed to dump on Mel's movie just because he bashed Bush? Count me out, friend.


43 posted on 12/11/2006 8:48:18 PM PST by Ciexyz (I highly recommend "Apocalypto" - raves, raves, raves.)
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To: Screamname

When did Mel bash Bush, and what did he say? I guess I missed that item.

I think the movie should be judged on its own merits. From what I've read about how it presents Maya culture, it sounds way off from a historical POV; but then Braveheart was also pretty inaccurate about the nature of the English-Scottish struggle.

As long as everybody realizes it's just a movie, that's no big deal. But a lot of people go to a movie on a historical period and seem to get their notions of history from the movie.


44 posted on 12/11/2006 8:57:44 PM PST by EdJay (A)
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To: EdJay

Mel doesn`t go for exact historical accuracy but more for emotional impact which to me makes a lot more sense. He takes a human experience and expounds on it using basic set human emotions which have never changed for eons. Someone who lived 1000 years ago or even 10,000 years ago had the same emotions, same reactions you and I have today with similar situations. Revenge, hate, love, it`s never changed and he uses all that.

For example, he could have been historically accurate about William Wallace, but that is very hard being that there is no real set historical record on Wallace. Instead he laid forth a possible premise,a possible scenario which caused this guy Wallace to become so incredibly passionate about defeating, hating the English, and what is more horrifying than having the throat of your new spouse killed? My Mother says the English also killed his kids and impaled their heads on spikes by his farm, but that`s another story.

About what Mel said about Bush, he said his new movie Apocolypto is about a civilization destroying itself from the inside out much like Bush is doing today to the US.

What Mel doesn`t realize though is it isn`t Bush, but the backstabbers, the traitors, the Brutus to the Ceasar, the Democrats. He doesn`t realize the United States right now is fighting a two front war. The war against terror, and the war against those who support terror. The war against terror to defend the United States is by far a less serious war or threat than the war against those who are here in our midst eating us from the inside out. The enemy is not outside but within us.

Consider what the press has done since 911. Nothing but do everything they can to thwart the war on terror while promoting Hellary Rodham. If she wins the Presidency next election, the US is fnished. Mission accomplished. They will have done more damage to this country than any Bin Laden, any Al-Zarqawi could ever hope to do.

Consider the Egyptians, the Mayans, the Romans, they all thought they were invincible, the height of modern man, yet they all were destroyed, made extinct. The same can most definately happen to the United States.

This is why the the second amendment exists.


45 posted on 12/11/2006 9:31:18 PM PST by Screamname (Actors have always hated Republicans, starting with Lincoln.)
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To: Screamname

Sad to say, the movie has been deleted from youtube.


46 posted on 12/12/2006 10:48:11 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Afghan protest - "Death to Dog Washers!")
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