Skip to comments.SNL -- Apocalypto Recut
Posted on 12/11/2006 3:20:27 PM PST by Screamname
Sorry, but this is too funny. And after Gibsons bashing of Bush he deserves it.
bump for placemarker....great stuff!...lol
What`s a placemarker?
A bookmark, I think.
Bump for later.
lol..."I smell bagels."
heh..that is pretty funny..
That's a device that some people get put in their chests after they have a heart attack.
"The Jews are coming! Run for your lives!" LMFAO!!! Freggin` brilliant!
They shoulod have redacred the annoying laugh track.
Spellcheck is you freind.
bump to me...hysterical!
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This one's too funny to pass up. It's a short video that will trash your keyboard and screen if you don't put your coffee (beer, etc.) DOWN before watching it.
You've been warned.
That was funny! Also liked the two @-holes at the Nativity scene clip.
Officially, this is funny. Even for Jews. (At least, the non-socialist ones who have a sense of humor)
Sorry. Gotta self-ping this one.
That was hilarious!
The Fox "Mad TV" had a much funnier and creative send-up. SNL's was lame-o, imho.
LOL! I especially loved Jimmy Carter's cameo as the Mayan leader, blaming the Jews for all wars.
(What, you mean that WASN'T the peanut farmer hisself? Never mind!)
I don knead spelchec ... ;-)
Actually it comes from computing while lying down ... with the laptop.
I saw Apocolypto last. It is worth seeing. Previews for other movies were disgusting-a new "slasher" series with a Christmas theme? Hollywood is a cesspool.
Bump for the end of the world..
I thought it was idiotic.
It was a chance for liberals to express their true anti-semitism while seemingly spoofing Mel Gibson.
bookmark for later viewing :-)
Screw Mel Gibson, that POS Hamas supporter.
It`s true. Liberals will never use the "J" word or mention Israel, but everything that motivates them is not only their hatred of the USA, but their hatred of Israel and of Judaism as well.
What liberals don`t realize is Islam has no claim WHATSOEVER to ANY land in the middle east! And even though Israel takes up two tenths of 1% of land in that whole area claimed by Islam, they still arent satisfied! They still support this f**k cult that wants to absolutely destroy a religion that has done nothing more than follow laws based on love and honor.
Islam was formed approx. in the year 600 AD yet Judaism was formed thousands upon thousands of years before Mohammed was ever a twinkling in his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmothers eye. It`s like Scientology claiming that they should have entire rule and domain over an entire continent because they have many members. It`s utter nonsense.
Mohammed was not a prophet. He was Satans answer to Christianity, and like all things Satan creates, Islam only attracts evil. This is why you have murderers in prison "converting" to Islam, this is why they use death as the answer to their most ridiculous of problems, why they oppress women, why they stone to death women. Sure you have murderers converting to Christianity like David Berkowitz or Mark Chapman, but there is one difference; They admit to their sins, they admit to their crimes, and ask for forgiveness. Islamics don`t. Islamics like cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal (formerly known as Wesley Cook) blame and use others for their evil. Killers like every Islamic terrorist you ever heard of will never bow to forgiveness, never bow to good. Why? Because they ARE NOT!
Islam is an absolute cancer to humanity, it is an abomination, it is evil incarnate that uses fear and death to strike its will. It is why it has so many members. Fear controls the actions of people so much more efficiently than love, and that is the sole weapon of Satan. Fear is the opposite of love, and only through the defense of forgiveness and love can it be overcome.
Oh, that was funny! Thanks for the ping. ;-D
So we're supposed to dump on Mel's movie just because he bashed Bush? Count me out, friend.
When did Mel bash Bush, and what did he say? I guess I missed that item.
I think the movie should be judged on its own merits. From what I've read about how it presents Maya culture, it sounds way off from a historical POV; but then Braveheart was also pretty inaccurate about the nature of the English-Scottish struggle.
As long as everybody realizes it's just a movie, that's no big deal. But a lot of people go to a movie on a historical period and seem to get their notions of history from the movie.
Mel doesn`t go for exact historical accuracy but more for emotional impact which to me makes a lot more sense. He takes a human experience and expounds on it using basic set human emotions which have never changed for eons. Someone who lived 1000 years ago or even 10,000 years ago had the same emotions, same reactions you and I have today with similar situations. Revenge, hate, love, it`s never changed and he uses all that.
For example, he could have been historically accurate about William Wallace, but that is very hard being that there is no real set historical record on Wallace. Instead he laid forth a possible premise,a possible scenario which caused this guy Wallace to become so incredibly passionate about defeating, hating the English, and what is more horrifying than having the throat of your new spouse killed? My Mother says the English also killed his kids and impaled their heads on spikes by his farm, but that`s another story.
About what Mel said about Bush, he said his new movie Apocolypto is about a civilization destroying itself from the inside out much like Bush is doing today to the US.
What Mel doesn`t realize though is it isn`t Bush, but the backstabbers, the traitors, the Brutus to the Ceasar, the Democrats. He doesn`t realize the United States right now is fighting a two front war. The war against terror, and the war against those who support terror. The war against terror to defend the United States is by far a less serious war or threat than the war against those who are here in our midst eating us from the inside out. The enemy is not outside but within us.
Consider what the press has done since 911. Nothing but do everything they can to thwart the war on terror while promoting Hellary Rodham. If she wins the Presidency next election, the US is fnished. Mission accomplished. They will have done more damage to this country than any Bin Laden, any Al-Zarqawi could ever hope to do.
Consider the Egyptians, the Mayans, the Romans, they all thought they were invincible, the height of modern man, yet they all were destroyed, made extinct. The same can most definately happen to the United States.
This is why the the second amendment exists.
Sad to say, the movie has been deleted from youtube.
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