Mohammed got run over by the solders (Vanity song)

Vanity | 12-21-06 | Just Sayin

[Just sayin]

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to the kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

He'd been preachin' so much jihad,

and we'd begged him not to go,

but he'd left his treasured Koran,

and he needed it to counter Mr. Snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,

at the scene of the attack,

there were humvee tracks on his forhead,

and incriminating bootprints on his back.

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to the kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

Now we're all so proud of Achmed,

He's been taking this so well.

See him in there on his prayer rug,

bowing down and facing Mecca, like a thug.

It's not Christmas without Mohammed,

Al qaeda is dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder,

should we open up his bomb belt or send it back!?

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to the kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

Now Al Sadr's on the table,

and his belly's gotten big.

We wonder if he's been eating halal,

or if indeed he has been downing that dreaded pig.

We've warned hezballah and the hamas,

better watch out for themselves.

Koffi Annan is out of office,

and we can no longer rely on the UN!

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to the kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

Now Aiman sends out a message,

speaking out for the late Arafat.

He tells the Umma not to go vote,

because his treasured jihad will fall flat.

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to the kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

We attacked them in September,

just to show them they were weak.

We thought Al won election,

so we could keep alive our bloody streak.

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

When we saw George was the winner,

it caused us so much stress.

We decided to continue,

just like we did back in the days of the blue dress.

Instead we lost our ally,

that Butcher from Bagdahd.

We awoke the sleeping giant,

only to find out that they'll fight back.

Now the Dems have won the Congress,

and this gives us so much joy.

We thought we had been beaten,

but now we have the strength to plot and ploy.

Next year we will be watching,

Just to see what they do next.

If they do not pull the funding,

we will be forced to realize we have been hexed!

Mohammed got run over by the soldiers,

walking home from the mosque Christmas eve.

You can say there's no losing to the kafirs,

but as for me and Achmed we believe!

[Just sayin]

Hello Freepers. I got 'Grandma got run over by a reindeer' in my head earlier today and these words just kind of slipped out onto the keys of my computer. I am new so I hope this turns out OK and in the proper place. I know that vanity posts are frowned upon but I just could not resist sharing this with people that I thought might just get a kick out of it. I hope you like it!

[ThreePuttinDude]

Now that's funny
I don't care who ya' are....

[Theresawithanh]

Pretty funny! Welcome to FR, too.

[SandleFry]

That's pretty funny! Good stuff.