Posted on 12/22/2006 6:00:25 AM PST by Tatze
I'm #1.
Sitting in for Sully777 and Millee this morning.
Have at it!
Speaking of crabs for Christmas....
http://www.momj47.com/forum/David%20DeBoy%20(Baltimore)%20-%20Crabs%20For%20Christmas.mp3
Woo Hoo...top 5
O' Tannenbaum...O' Tannenbaum...
How lovely are thy oil drums...
bump
Third stringers!,... get on the field!
Can I play middle linebacker, coach? huh, canIcanIcanI?....
Damn! I got a virus!
A blue collar politically correct Christmas!
http://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/727/Blue_Collar-_Politically_Correct_Christmas
Technically, you're #2. Sorry.
pop goes the weazle.
Bwahahahaha...crabs! You misbehaving?
Oh this is a good one!
RE: the first cartoon, I heard that song "I Touch Myself" driving to work this morning.
Oh my gosh, that's hilarious!!!!
No one can reallllly sit in for Millee, she's one of a kind!
Print several for your holiday gatherings...
IBTZ!
For My Democrat Friends:
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
For My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Friday at last.
Merry Christmas everyone!
Join us—or fear us.
Don't say I didn't warn you...
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68% of respondents answered: "No, no es una problema senior."
Yes, You were....I was the last....aren't we special, ...Time's: "Person(s) of the Year" bump.
...this is after all; is a "sillyness thread/friday." :)
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| You Are 28% Feminine, 72% Masculine |
 You are not overly sensitive and not easily moved. Occasionally, though, something will get through and touch your heart! |
I'm here, but I gotta go. Bad news, but I won't crash anyone's Christmas with it.
Here's the lyrics to one of my favorite Christmas songs from Trans-Siberian Orchestra, from their CD, "The Lost Christmas Eve":
CHRISTMAS NIGHTS IN BLUE
JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
SNOW COMES DOWN LOOKS REAL PRETTY
DON’T KNOW HOW BUT SUDDENLY THERE YOU ARE
WITH JELLY ROLL MORTON PLAYIN’ FOR THE BAR
INSIDE HERE, LIGHTS ARE LOW
BUT EACH SONG HAS ITS OWN GLOW
AS HE FLOATS THEM THROUGH THAT SMOKEY AIR
YOU JUST CAN’T BELIEVE HE’S REALLY THERE
HOW OLD IS HE?
CANNOT SAY
BUT CLAIMS HE TAUGHT CAB CALLOWAY
AND ON THIS NIGHT I SOMEHOW BELIEVE HIM
KNOWS EVERY SONG THAT CHRISTMAS GOT
EVEN ONES MY BRAIN HAS DROPPED
JUST HIM AND THAT OLD FIR TREE
ALL LIT UP THIS NIGHT
ELECTRIC BLUE
JUST ANOTHER NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY
SNOW COMES DOWN LOOKS REAL PRETTY
CAN’T BELIEVE BUT SUDDENLY THERE YOU ARE
TALKING WITH STRANGERS SITTIN’ CROSS THE BAR
SUDDENLY, ALL ARE LAUGHIN’
THIS NIGHT’S SMART, ALWAYS CRAFTIN’
BUILDING BRIDGES NEARLY EVERYWHERE
HITS A WALL, IT JUST BUILDS A STAIRS
OUTSIDE THE COLORED LIGHTS THEY BLEED
FOR SNOW IS WHITE AND COLORS NEED
AS IT JUST COMES DOWN LIKE PURE SALVATION
IT OFFERS ALL ITS AMNESTY
AND MAKES YOUR NEIGHBOR DIFFERENT SEE
BY THE LIGHT OF THAT FIR TREE
AND THIS OLD BAR
ELECTRIFIED IN BLUE
I GOTTA DROP DEAD SIMPLE
CHILDHOOD VIEW OF SALVATION
PERHAPS THAT’S HOW IT WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
AND THE MORE I ADD UP ALL THIS INFORMATION
IT SEEMS IT ALL COMES DOWN IN THE END TO YOU AND ME
SO YOU LOOK AROUND TILL YOU FIND A PHONE
THEN YOU CALL YOUR MOM AND EVERYONE AT HOME
AND THE BAR LOOKS ON AND THEY START TO CHEER
WHEN YOU TALK TO FOLKS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS
AND THE SNOW COMES DOWN
AND THE CHILDREN PLAY
AND THEY PRAY TO GOD
IT NEVER GOES AWAY
AND A CHILDHOOD PRAYER
SHOULD NEVER BE DENIED
AS THE NIGHT ROLLS ON
TILL IT’S CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
CAROLIZED
AND ON THIS TREE
THE LIGHTS ARE DONE
BUT THE COLORS HERE ARE DOWN ONE
I GUESS IT KIND OF FITS THE SITUATION
ORNAMENTS STILL SHINING BRIGHT
WATCH THEM GLITTER IN THE LIGHT
JUST THIS OLD FIR TREE AND ME
ALL LIT UP THIS NIGHT
ELECTRIC BLUE
| You Are 0% Feminine, 110% Neanderthal |
 Your knuckles drag the ground... but you're ok with that You spend too much time on the OFST |
| You Are 20% Feminine, 80% Masculine |
 In fact, you probably don't understand women at all (even if you are one!) Dramatic and emotional behavior turns you off. You rather watch football than deal with drama. |
LOL!!!!
Dangit, I wish I'd thought of that.
Morning Millee...
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings of Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells,
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