Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[JRios1968]

[roaddog727]

Listen DUmmie,

If this were even remotely true, Chavez would be out of Power, Castro would be a faded memory, the insurgency in Iraq would be over, the Taliban would be singing hosanah, and you would have a brain and not post crap like this.

But since you really are a stupid ZOTMONGER, this one 's for you - a special Christmas eve ZOT from me to you:

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.

Not only are you stupid, as I have elaborated upon in great detail, but you are also, no doubt, ugly. I would venture to say that you are so ugly, both in mind, soul and outward appearance as to be revolting to the sight. Gut-wrenching, barf-bag filling, hang-a-pork-chop-around-your-neck-to-get-the-dog-to-play-with-you ugly. Mind-numbingly ugly. So ugly that you could look the medusa square in the eye and turn HER into stone. Naw, I bet you're even uglier than that. So ugly that in comparison to your visage, a bucket-full of penguin crap would be regarded as an artful masterpiece. Monumentally ugly. So ugly that If I had to look directly at you, my autonomic reflexes would cause me to soil my drawers. Worse - if your dead, decrepit corpse was fed into a tree-chipper, the chipper would malfunction and barf out tree-chipper teeth. Black-holes would refuse to allow you past their event-horizon for fear of contamination. THAT's how UGLY you are.

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

You are a craven scumbag not wothy to lick the sweat from the festering testicles of a dead, decomposing camel.

[Brujo]

BTW, you links didn't work ...

The HTML on the www.MindControlUSA.com website is pretty weak. However, it is possible to download her videos if you really care to. I dug these pointers out of her pages:

• CopyofMindCtlvideo01.wmv 13m 44s (38MB)
• MindCtlvideo02.wmv 13m 01s(67MB)
• Iraq01.wmv 2m 55s(15MB)

This woman has a video camera on a tripod. She turns it on, walks out in front of it, and talks (and gyrates) for a while. I didn't watch all thirteen minutes of the first two, but the last one was easy enough to get through (if bizarre in content).

They're more sad than anything else.

[Darksheare]

Yikes, looks more like that "I can dance" vids people keep putting on Youtube.

[sionnsar]

John has fixed the problem (forever, it seems -- three cheers for John!) so we've moved on to another thread.

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[sionnsar]

Happy New Year!!!

[sionnsar]

We're over here now. Happy New Year!

[sionnsar]

All your minds are belong to us. (What a waste...)

[sionnsar]

You're free to post now...

[Dead Corpse]

Happy New Year to all my FRiends on the UT...

2007 WILL be a better year...

[Genesis defender]

Happy New Year to you!

[tuliptree76]

And the Tax Table is unpacked.

[Dead Corpse]

All your Trolls. Are belong to us...

[JRios1968]

Thanks, John! In with the NEW!!

[sionnsar]

And the Tax Table is unpacked.

So quickly! Is this a good or bad thing??? *\;-)

[RosieCotton]

Heh...I occasionally post this picture of my cat on zot threads...came out this way without any enhancement. Wonder if it's his inner Troll Kitty showing through.

[RosieCotton]

Ack...should be Viking Kitty...Troll Hunter!!

It's already past my bedtime. Don't think I'm gonna make midnight.

[tuliptree76]

I've packed and unpacked the Tax Table so many times that I'm getting pretty good at it. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

I've got most of my good "kitty" links on my work computer. Best I can come up with here is...

[AmishDude]

Which is it? Packed or unpacked?

[JRios1968]

Tech Support to the rescue!

[tuliptree76]

As of now, it is unpacked. I packed it right before we moved from the old thread, and then unpacked it right after we moved to this one.

At least the move was quick. It's kind of heavy lugging it around in my backpack.

[Dead Corpse]

Your Viking Name is...

Árni Bearmangler

Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

Find my Viking Name

[tuliptree76]

Your Viking Name is...

Jódís Sheeptipper

(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Jódís Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.

People who've known you for a while don't always trust your word. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

[tuliptree76]

I suppose I should try to go to bed at a reasonable hour.

Good night!

[Genesis defender]

Good night, tulip.

[sionnsar]

I suppose I should try to go to bed at a reasonable hour.
Good night!
75 posted on 12/31/2006 11:12:04 PM PST by tuliptree76

In my book it's already LONG past a reasonable hour. Even on New Year's Eve.

So why am I up?

Good night... and may some Undead Thread mind control from here send you a good night's sleep...

[sionnsar]

I know you're reading this thread right now, so "hi" from two feet away.

[LibreOuMort]

OK, you caught me off guard this time...
Back at ya, handsome ;-)

[rottndog]

Cool. Check out the new diggs....

Time to unpack, unwind, unhinge...

And here's a salute to BibleBabe1, for providing us a suitable host thread to hijack and pave over.

and over...

and over...

and over...

[rottndog]

The Flying Castle?

[Tax-chick]

I'm a failure as a Viking!

Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

[Tax-chick]

[fanfan]

Where'd you find the Linux penguins?

I searched for happy new year on google images.

[fanfan]

Morning TC!

[JRios1968]

Your Viking Name is...

Jón Bonesmasher

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

[Monkey Face]

*pant-pant*

*whew!*

I made it! How do I look? Are my seams straight? How's my hair? Did the cookies break in the move?

Man! I LOVE what you've done with the place!

[Monkey Face]

Don't be shy, roaddog...tell BibleBabe1 how you REALLY feel!

LOL!

[Monkey Face]

Niðbjörg the Fearsome

(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Niðbjörg Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking, or at least you would be if you were male. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. The only people who trust you completely are the ones who've never met you.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

IDIOT Public educated Troll, they never learned how to format, punctuate or think for themselves.

They give themselves away every time! They had better learn to appreciate the fact that because of US, they will not be forced to live in the Utopian World they have been led to believe is so perfect.

[fanfan]

Finna Ironhorse

(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Finna Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

[Monkey Face]

Works for me! "We" just appropropriated this thread, so the troll is officially being paved.

Welcome to the Undead Thread!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Happy New Year, Sis!

{{{{{fanfan}}}}}

[fanfan]

Your hair looks great, Sis!

Happy New Year youself!

[fanfan]

Opps!

Forgot the hugs.....

(((((Face))))!

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Did you stay up for the New Year? I was asleep before 8:00 PM...*sigh*

[fanfan]

10:30 here.

I've discovered I don't have to be awake for it...it still comes.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I heard fireworks around midnight, but I didn't feel like turning the TV on the catch the display on the Strip. I watched it in 2000, which is the first year they did it from the casino roofs, and there isn't much they can do to improve it.

[fanfan]

I think it's time for breakfast.

Want some bacon?

[Monkey Face]

Would that be "Canadian bacon?"

It's different than the bacon we normally eat. I buy it when I can find it, but it's been a long time since I've seen a can of it.