Posted on 12/28/2006 8:16:07 AM PST by theothercheek
Upon learning that Monica Lewinsky, 33, graduated from the prestigious London School of Economics with master of science degree in social psychology, Washington Post staff writer Libby Copeland was jolted down to the DNA in her bone marrow: “She did not!!”
The notion that “the same bubbly gal who once described the act of flashing her thong at the president as a ‘small, subtle, flirtatious gesture’ has now written a lofty-sounding thesis … ‘In Search of the Impartial Juror: An Exploration of the Third Person Effect and Pre-Trial Publicity’” was, Copeland wrote, “akin to finding a rip in the time-space continuum, or discovering that Kim Jong Il is a natural blond.”
No argument from The Stiletto so far. But calling this a moment that makes you “question your fundamental assumptions about the world” she advances her thesis that the world is full of “dumb-but-smart” people by resorting to a fundamental assumption – read, gender-bashing stereotype - that is as unfair as it is untrue: “stupidity has historically been as much of an asset for women as double D's.”
The Stiletto understands that women who have teeny breasts are comforted by the fanciful notion that curvy women have teeny brains – but she takes umbrage at “boob bashing” nonetheless. On behalf of bosomy-and-brainy women everywhere, The Stiletto has launched a crusade against “boobism” – the last remaining acceptable form of anti-woman bias.
Even though the most brazen boobists are other women, this flat-out stereotype must still be repudiated once and for all.
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Not even close ;)
LOL. Just had mine yesterday. I was curious, so I asked. Do you know how hard it is to use that machine on a woman with tiny tits? The technician told me that they have to use tongue depressors to stretch out what little they have onto the X-ray plate. Geez.
I was a boobist before boobism was cool!
Why it depends on the light and your clothing my dear. Sometimes they are lipid pools of azure, others sparkling gleams of hazel, captivating shimmers of greenish-grey with flecks of brown. But at all times udderly I mean utterly captivating.
[SIGH] Tell me more...please...
lol. Seeing as how it's already up to 980 views, I think I was way too conservative.
that would be "limpid".
OK,
A million years ago, when I was a skinny ballerina in a class with other 20 something skinny ballerina types, we had this father that would ALWAYS insist on picking up his
kids from the class before ours.
Always.
We quickly learned
a. Tha he always spoke to our chests
b. Just to cross our arms as a group when he walked in the room.
c. Cup size has nothing to do with it.
Yeah,
the best thing you can do is ask "What color are my eyes?"
Oh sure, discriminate against the 1 in 5 men who are color blind. :)
Only in the candlelight which enhances your beauty so much as to be unbearable.
yuck. I love kids but not like THAT.
Dear lord!
Those things hurt!
hurthurthurthurt!
"Do you know how hard it is to use that machine on a woman with tiny tits?"
No.... *I* would have no way of knowing that. ;)
What I do know is they would find another method fast, if that was how they looked for testicular cancer.
Did she find the genes that make boobs a Double-D?
If not, tell her to hurry up.
homer ... mmmmmmmm, lipids.
Um...I thought I was posting a response to Najida...my apologies...But you write really well...:)
Like I said,
we were in our 20's....
He also attended our adult class once to 'get a feel for what his kids were doing'....
Hrmpt....feeling was right,
the creep.
It is not their size that determines brain size (or usage). It is how she "displays" them.
If she's askin', she already knows where ya been lookin'!
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