What this country needs is...

[seanmerc]

A new Helen Thomas thread!!!

[seanmerc]

[r-q-tek86]

IBTZ

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

IBTZ.

[Izzy Dunne]

[JRios1968]

What this country needs is...

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

That's quite a stretch, Izzy......

[seanmerc]

And an improvement, yes?

[stevie_d_64]

...are fewer, or no liberals...

Oh, wait...This wasn't a fill in the blank question???

I should have read futher...

Stupid Steve!!! Stupid!!!

[stevie_d_64]

Actually I should have said ugly liberals...

We need pictures of attractive conservatives!!! Real conservatives!!!

[JRios1968]

A marked improvement

[YouPosting2Me]

Even Chuck Norris gets sick to his stomach when he looks at Helen!

[seanmerc]

Everyone has their limits...

[JRios1968]

Helen Thomas used to be very good looking...but she made a fatal mistake while interviewing Chuck Norris, which forced him to give her a roundhouse kick to the face, and...well...

[seanmerc]

I'm worried about you--when was Helen Thomas "very good looking?"

[YouPosting2Me]

Cialis has hired Helen as a solution to "...lasting more than 4 hours, see Helen".

[Enterprise]

This country needs a Helen Thomas thread like someone needs a boil in the crease of their buttocks.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Behold, Helen Thomas' and John Kerry's love child.

[JRios1968]

when was Helen Thomas "very good looking?"

3 million years ago

[YouPosting2Me]

Helen has been upset ever since that house landed on her sister.

[Spruce]

Antidote!

[Deguello]

Maybe not. It has always been hard to hold your breath and not tell proud, new parents that their baby is ugly.

[seanmerc]

Well then the (many) years haven't been kind, have they?

[JRios1968]

So true...

[Enterprise]

"Hey - lay off the comments about my twin sister Helen."

[theDentist]

[HOTTIEBOY]

I should speak in terms that convey good judgement and moral ethics but instead I will just tell the truth:::

I'd hit it.

[seanmerc]

AHHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!

[YouPosting2Me]

[seanmerc]

You're sick AND you're stealing Der Schlickmeister's line!

[YouPosting2Me]

"I'd hit it."

With a large long bat.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I'll lay off your twin sister Helen when she lays off of her Dennis Kucinich snuggly pillow.

[ImAmericanFirst]

Im going to see if she has a MySpace account and add her as a friend and compliment her. Maybe we can get her to crossover to our side

[JRios1968]

"When 900 years you reach, look as good, you will not."

[seanmerc]

Danny DeVito's picture is more flattering.

[HOTTIEBOY]

Any given night about 8 to 12 years ago, I would have picked up alot worse......

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Helen Thomas used to be very good looking...

Even in her younger days I wouldn't say she was much of a "looker".

[JRios1968]

Danny DeVito's picture is more flattering

But this pic is flatter.

[JRios1968]

You have to go further back in time, my young student

[seanmerc]

They must not have had cameras that long ago.

[YouPosting2Me]

She puts the 'ugly' in Fugly.

[JRios1968]

Her baby pic:

[Enterprise]

The thought of Helen laying on anything or anyone - ewwwwwww.

[sully777]

[JRios1968]

Sully has arrived...life IS good!

[Jaysun]

She's hot.

[herewego]

Ol' Helen been ugly along time- I mean down to the bone ugly.

[socal_parrot]

What this country needs is...

More news coverage of Paris/Britney/Lindsey!!!

[Jaysun]

Ol' Helen been ugly along time- I mean down to the bone ugly.

She's as hot as a muffler after a 2,000 mile trip. Red hot.

[GraniteStateDad]

Lord Sidious:

Young Skywalker isn't the only one who has a mysterious twin!

[PandaRosaMishima]

I just know I'm going to get in trouble for this:
We've seen that weaned-on-a-pickle FaCE. Now imagine Helen from the neck down. Imagine Jack Dawson with his pen and paper, drawing her.
"Wearing this. And ONLY this."

(runs away to hide)