Caption this tattoo.

UNK | 1/3/07 | None

[Sax]

Bet he takes one heck of a drivers license photo. Gonna look awful apropo in an open casket some day.

[mtbopfuyn]

Some people will do anything for attention.

[traditional1]

"Hi. You can find me, and others who think like me, at DU...."

[conservativehusker]

"Why can't I get a decent job??..I know it's the MAN keeping me down!"

[Allegra]

Had to HURT getting that done!

[gate2wire]

"I'm a freakin' idiot."

[Sax]

Ha! Can you imagine how many roles would be hysterically inappropriate for this dumbass. Dental hygenist - face to face with his clients, TV News weatherman, Daycare provider, cop...

[jdm]

Whoever that guy is, he's got more class and decency than Mike Nifong.

[r9etb]

"Mom, Dad ... I'd like you to meet Jimmie, the love of my life."

[Redcloak]

Why on earth would someone permanently mark himself to look like Nicole Ritchie?!

[najida]

Bet he has a hard time getting a date.

[jdm]

Does a funhouse provide a 401(k)?

[jdm]

Bet he has a hard time getting a date.

You may be surprised. And no, I'm not the guy in the photo! :O)

[jdm]

Why on earth would someone permanently mark himself to look like Nicole Ritchie?!

ROTFLMAO! Damn, you are bad!

[Sax]

"Does a funhouse provide a 401(k)?"

Something tells me with this guys decision making skills, he won't need to worry about retirement. He's not gonna make it that far.

[Gay State Conservative]

Upon seeing this photo my first question is...how much time has this scumbag spent in prison?

[Silly]

Good one!

[Gay State Conservative]

Bet he has a hard time getting a date.

You know what? The truly nauseating fact is that he doesn't have trouble getting dates.

[Sax]

Can you imagine the funny looks a sketch artist would give you, if you were describing this guy as a perp.

Be on the look out for Jolly Roger.

[Hegemony Cricket]

"Hmmm, lessee now - what should I dress as for Halloween this year...??????"

[Shyla]

Maybe was just really ugly to begin with. This may be an improvement.

[najida]

My fear is what would it be like to wake up from a date and he's in the bed beside you!

Talk about heart failure (Mama Mia! I slept with death!)

[cripplecreek]

[RandallFlagg]

I'll bet he gets more dates than I have in the last three weeks.

[martin_fierro]

"Do you want fries with that?"

[RandallFlagg]

ROTFLMAO!!

[Niteranger68]

"I hate my parents!"

[Thrownatbirth]

Insane Clown Posse is proud of the dedication of its fans; however, the band uses only MAKEUP, tard!

[Young Werther]

Skulldugery to the Nth Degree!

[darkwing104]

Oh my! It's Micheal Jackson without his makeup!

[Gay State Conservative]

My fear is what would it be like to wake up from a date and he's in the bed beside you!

Well,the guys *do* get handsomer at closing time! ;-)

[smonk]

the cat man, without his whiskers.

[najida]

But you didn't ask me!

[najida]

It's called beer, ain't it?

[RandallFlagg]

It's been so long for me, I wouldn't know how.

[aruanan]

I don't know why someone didn't do this sooner.

[Sax]

As a hospice nurse, he figured he'd liven things up at work.

[K-oneTexas]

Insane Clown Posse you say ... well try this one on for size.

 

 

How about just plain ole 'insane'!

Let's all be thankful that it wasn't

our kid who came home with this one...or the original one.

   

[MortMan]

"I have nothing to hide (behind)"

"Face Time"

"The jawbone of an a**hole"

[Constitution Day]

Jeez! What a loser.

[Professional Engineer]

LMAO

[Global2010]

I first noticed the dip in the top of his real skull.

I give him the benefit of perhaps he had some near death head trauma that had lasting judgement impairment.

Is this fact that it is a tattoo or could it be just a temp art thingy?

Also lousy artist.

And lastly what is this guys story behind the face?

[SkiKnee]

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

[Sax]

"I first noticed the dip in the top of his real skull."

I think that was a tuft of hair that you were looking at.

[Lucky9teen]

This is your brain on drugs....



Any questions?


This guy will be lucky to go anywhere in life with a face like that. His sure won't be "launching any ships", that fer sure.

[RightOnline]

"Hi.....just to make it clear I NEVER want a job.........."

[RightOnline]

LMAO...................as the father of two daughters (one of whom is unmarried), that sent chills down my spine as I laughed my butt off. :)

[Redcloak]

I got a similar reaction from my daughter at Halloween when I suggested that she dress up as Nicole Ritchie. I told her "It's an easy costume... Just wear a bikini over a skeleton suit!" She had to stifle a laugh as she told me how awful I was being; so I guess that she wasn't totally appalled.

[jdm]

Hysterical! And you know how people always ask what you are going as too. Imagine doing that and then telling everyone you're Nichole Richie. That is the funniest thing I have heard in a LONG time! Thanks for that laugh. Wow, absolutely hilarious.

[The SISU kid]

Q: How do you get this guy of your front porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

8^)