Her future.
Posted on 01/12/2007 4:56:34 AM PST by Muzzle_em
DEAR ABBY: My life is a wreck. I have two kids, and I'm only 20. We live with our friends because my fiance's father kicked us out for telling him to get a job and help pay the bills. There are 11 people living in this three-bedroom trailer. God bless them for taking us in. My fiance lost his job the same week. I am so depressed, all I do is cry. I don't know what to do with myself. I need help. Do you have any advice? -- DISTRAUGHT IN OHIO
DEAR DISTRAUGHT: Only this. Dry your tears and start looking for a job. I don't need a crystal ball to see that under the current circumstances, you are going to need one.
Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Thats the world we live in today. Nobody takes responsibility for themselves. No need to worry Distraught In Ohio, your mistakes in life will be paid for by the taxpayers. Sure would like to know how old these kids are that a 20 year old is having. PATHETIC!
Well, these people got it all backwards from the start. She has two kids before she's twenty, and is just now engaged? This doesn't say that her fiance is the father of her two kids either. No planning, no forethought, no responsiblity
Dear Distraught: Buy a bullet and rent a gun.
Advice: take responsibility for your own stupidity; take advantage of the myriad of opportunities in front of your face; get past the arrested development of the liberal mindset; and count your blessings for being born in this country and all that goes with it.
I empathize with the fiance's father. Just when you thought you were finished with kids, another brood moves in. Damn right, kick 'em out.
She might even get her hands on a couple of those debit cards so that she can go get a $1500 designer purse!
..shuuuush!..we'll start a stampede
Dear Abby, Dear Abby ...
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call
Signed Bewildered
Bewildered, Bewildered...
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed
If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed Unhappy
Unhappy, Unhappy...
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed Noise-maker
Noise-maker, Noise-maker
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
Dear Abby, Dear Abby...
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed Just Married
Just Married, Just Married...
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't
So listen up Buster, and listen up good
Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood
- john prine
"my fiance's father kicked us out for telling him to get a job and help pay the bills."
If he's doing the kicking out, I suspect he's not party to the bills they're wanting him to "help pay." They sound like a couple of aggressive leeches, who weren't satisfied with just a free place to live.
Too bad she wasn't an illegal...
sterilization would be my advice.
Her future.
P.S. - Maury Povich is much shorter in person.
As a resident OF Ohio, I find it scary that we make it easier and easier for people like this to VOTE. "Can't make it to the polls? Just mail 'er on in!" they say.
That wasn't the fiance to whom she was referring.
She was referring to her fiance's FATHER who had the house. Evidently he was insulted by them nagging HIM about getting a job.
Apparently, they're ALL welfare-suckers.
Yes, or as in MD, we'll give you 5 days to vote.
What a banana republic this is becoming.
Maybe you should have learn to keep your clothes on and grew up first.
Give me a column.
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