Skip to comments.New Zealand:Sex gets mucky down on the farm(a case of mutual assured destruction)
Posted on 01/17/2007 3:02:07 AM PST by TigerLikesRooster
Sex gets mucky down on the farm
The Dominion Post | Tuesday, 16 January 2007
What happens in a dispute with a prostitute, a tractor and an Ashburton mum? A three-way stoush and a day in court.
The dispute started when farmhand Christopher Malcolm Duane Muir used the services of an Ashburton prostitute, according to a summary of facts read in Timaru District Court.
A dispute broke out over whether he paid for the service.
The prostitute and three female friends, including Ashburton mother Jacinta Kathleen Borrie, visited Muir on a farm to recover the money.
When he could not pay, his car windows were smashed and a door dented with a bat.
Muir then drove his tractor, which had a bucket like a front-end loader, at the car containing the women.
The bucket's lower edge hit the car's windscreen, shattering glass on Borrie, the front-seat passenger.
The car was driven away and Muir tried to stop it, striking the rear passenger door.
Borrie, 40, appeared in Ashburton District Court yesterday and pleaded guilty to intentionally damaging a Nissan Skyline car owned by Muir.
Muir, 25, of Temuka, will appear for sentence in Timaru on February 22.
The farmhand pleaded guilty to dangerous driving of a tractor, five counts of unlawful taking, three of burglary, and incurring debt by deception.
Borrie, who faces just one charge, will reappear for sentence in Ashburton on January 29.
Police said $1400 damage was done to Muir's car, but Borrie disputed that in court yesterday.
She was remanded on bail for a reparation report.
Well, I've worked and holidayed in Ashburton and I can honestly say that there's bugger all else to do in Ashburton! The only interesting thing in the area, apart from some great fishing, is the local MP who gets up his party's nose for overly blunt speaking on Kyoto, the nuclear ban and Labour's social agenda.
According to what you said, it could be also the place where folks are into lots of booze.
I wonder what one of those will set you back in Ashburton?
Don't bring a car to a tractor fight?
Not a ping?
The farmboy on the tractor should be informed that isn't how you plow a prostitute.
Confuscious say "It not the row you ho...but the ho you row.
A. Don't pay her.
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