[JZelle]

Have fun with this!!

[GOP_Party_Animal]

Don't Eat Squirrel Near Dump

Which one? Is it okay to eat the others?

[mewzilla]

From 1997...

Kentucky Doctors Warn Against a Regional Dish: Squirrels' Brains

[WakeUpAndVote]

N.J. Warns: Don't Eat Squirrel Near Dump

But, what if they are just about to take a leak?

[geopyg]

My brother gave me a hard time for hunting squirrel. "There just rats with furry tails".

All of my squirrels died of lead poisoning too.

[WakeUpAndVote]

Aren't Squirrels just RATS with bushy tails? (Libs with big hair? Hey it is Jersey!)

[Doogle]

[CaptRon]

Don't Eat Squirrel Near Dump

Can I take him home and eat him?

[albie]

No cockroaches either.

[mikrofon]

Also, be sure to avoid the yellow snow and p***ing on the electric fence...

[albie]

The squirrels are usually taxed to death by the time the Indians get to them. (NJ) BWAHAHAHAHA!! GET IT?!

[DBrow]

So I can eat children and pregnant women what, every four weeks or so?

[steveo]

Squirrels in Cream Sauce

~ 2 squirrels, cleaned and cut into serving pieces
~ 1 medium onion -- finely chopped
~ 1/2 tsp leaf thyme
~ 1 - 4 oz can sliced mushrooms -- drained
~ 1 cup beef bouillon
~ 1 cup sour cream
~ 2 tbsp lemon juice
~ 3 tbsp flour
~ minced parsley

Soak squirrel in salted water overnight in refrigerator.
Remove squirrel pieces and rinse. Discard salted water.
Place squirrel, onion, thyme and mushrooms in a crock pot.
Pour in bouillon.
Cover and cook on "low" for 8 to 10 hours.
Remove squirrel to a warm platter.
Combine sour cream, lemon juice and flour. Stir sour cream mixture into crock pot. Turn on high and cook until thickened.
Spoon sauce over squirrel and sprinkle with parsley.
Serve and Enjoy!

[HEY4QDEMS]

This article would be less amusing if the state were Kentucky, or Tennessee, or Arkansas.

[Red Badger]

So, I will eat my squirrel near the lake instead, sheesh!.......

[newconhere]

Does it taste like chicken?

[LonePalm]

The best place to hunt squirrels in NJ is in Trenton.

They are attracted by the nuts in the legislature.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Izzy Dunne]

warned squirrel hunters near a toxic waste dump about consuming the critters

... hence the word "toxic"!

[andy58-in-nh]

[Jeff Chandler]

Where's that "May Contain Nuts" warning graphic?

[bamahead]

You had me at "Don't Eat Squirrel."