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Yowza: The Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Valentines Day
History.com (Links? We don't look at no stinkin links) ^ | 2-10-07 | Sully777

Posted on 02/09/2007 1:31:15 AM PST by sully777

Yowza
It's Friday!


"...While some believe that Valentine's Day is celebrated in the middle of February to commemorate the anniversary of Valentine's death or burial -- which probably occurred around 270 A.D -- others claim that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to 'christianize' celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia festival. In ancient Rome, February was the official beginning of spring and was considered a time for purification. Houses were ritually cleansed by sweeping them out and then sprinkling salt and a type of wheat called spelt throughout their interiors. Lupercalia, which began at the ides of February, February 15, was a fertility festival dedicated to Faunus, the Roman god of agriculture, as well as to the Roman founders Romulus and Remus.

To begin the festival, members of the Luperci, an order of Roman priests, would gather at the sacred cave where the infants Romulus and Remus, the founders of Rome, were believed to have been cared for by a she-wolf or lupa. The priests would then sacrifice a goat, for fertility, and a dog, for purification.

The boys then sliced the goat's hide into strips, dipped them in the sacrificial blood and took to the streets, gently slapping both women and fields of crops with the goathide strips. Far from being fearful, Roman women welcomed being touched with the hides because it was believed the strips would make them more fertile in the coming year. Later in the day, according to legend, all the young women in the city would place their names in a big urn. The city's bachelors would then each choose a name out of the urn and become paired for the year with his chosen woman. These matches often ended in marriage. Pope Gelasius declared February 14 St. Valentine's Day around 498 A.D. The Roman 'lottery' system for romantic pairing was deemed un-Christian and outlawed..."


So, howzabout
some flowers instead?



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Some silly and not-so-silly love songs from Youtube:

The old standby and quite silly... J. Geils Band: Love Stinks
From the "Haven't accepted it yet" love song department Gin Blossoms: Till I Hear It From You
Who could ask for more: Love and Italian food?Dean Martin: That's Amore
Flirting with a girl in a silly movie...The Beatles: Hide Your Love Away
My personal all-time favorite love song...The Beatles: Julia
Can you play a girl like a guitar? The Beatles: Another Girl
And finally, this is not a love song but a love of life song Louis Armstrong: Wonderful World

1 posted on 02/09/2007 1:31:17 AM PST by sully777
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Roll Call:

2 posted on 02/09/2007 1:33:21 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

You do start early.


3 posted on 02/09/2007 1:37:50 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
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To: sully777; Millee; Shimmer; Suzie-Q; RockinRight; wallcrawlr; Tatze; baker_girl; ...

4 posted on 02/09/2007 1:39:06 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: TASMANIANRED
Taz--Hey you!


5 posted on 02/09/2007 1:40:52 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
I'm going broke buying Valentines gifts for my liberal girlfriend. But...I love her. (She doesn't want me to spend any money on her, but unlike Democrat weenie men, I won't say "OK!" and save the money for Star Trek material and "Not My President" bumperstickers.)

We're like Carville and Matalin, though in our case we both look like human beings, not just her.

6 posted on 02/09/2007 1:45:53 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, Bostonian, Bush supporter, atheist, pro-lifer)
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To: sully777
What is Astronaut Love?

7 posted on 02/09/2007 1:46:55 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Darkwolf377

Don't spend ANY money

is code

for

You BETTER spend money.


8 posted on 02/09/2007 1:48:45 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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9 posted on 02/09/2007 2:00:01 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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Remember giving/getting Valentines Day candies in school?
10 posted on 02/09/2007 2:03:44 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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11 posted on 02/09/2007 2:08:30 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

You got my name and my image...

Are you bringing the sun and some heat with you?


12 posted on 02/09/2007 2:13:45 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
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To: Darkwolf377

You've got guts...


13 posted on 02/09/2007 2:16:51 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
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To: sully777

Some of my favorite Superbowl commercials

http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd9aj7X5f1Y (Taco Bell Lions)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH7qE7mFoMU&NR (Doritos Check Out Girl)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGGDLdl4ycM&NR (Sierra Mist Free Comb-over Beard)


14 posted on 02/09/2007 2:22:40 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: TASMANIANRED

Sun yes
Heat no

Sorry to say.


15 posted on 02/09/2007 2:29:18 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

Guess I'll have to stay frozen then...

At least we are up to 2 digits now.


16 posted on 02/09/2007 2:36:38 AM PST by TASMANIANRED
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To: sully777

Howdy!


17 posted on 02/09/2007 3:21:20 AM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Sell crazy somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.)
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To: sully777
Sully, i'm not Shimmer, i'm Shimmer128. I wouldn't want to miss the Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
18 posted on 02/09/2007 3:35:10 AM PST by Sherri-D (Joy is not in things, it is in us)
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To: Darkwolf377
Darkwolf, it's a pleasure just to watch you be in love. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
19 posted on 02/09/2007 3:39:52 AM PST by Sherri-D (Joy is not in things, it is in us)
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To: Sherri-D

And I love you, too, Sherri--just not in That Way. :)


20 posted on 02/09/2007 3:52:33 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, Bostonian, Bush supporter, atheist, pro-lifer)
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To: sully777

Checking in from Kaiserslautern, Germany!


21 posted on 02/09/2007 3:54:45 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: sully777

In Japan on Valentines day the girls give the guy chocolate and get nothing in return not even a card.

They have to wait a month for March 14 or White Day for the guys to give them presents.

Whatever were we thinking!!!


22 posted on 02/09/2007 4:01:44 AM PST by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: Darkwolf377
I hope not!! Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

No, really, you are a joy to watch as you find true love. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
23 posted on 02/09/2007 4:13:33 AM PST by Sherri-D (Joy is not in things, it is in us)
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To: sully777
An old man enters a confessional, and says:
"Father, I'm 92 years old."
My wife and I have been married for 67 years.
But last weekend I was driving along, and saw two college girls hitchhiking.
I picked them up and went to their dorm, and had sex with each one of them, twice.

Are you sorry for your sins?
Sins? I don't see any sins...
No? What kind of Catholic ARE you?
Catholic? I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish!
Then why are you telling me?
Father, I'm 92 years old, and I'm telling EVERYBODY!

24 posted on 02/09/2007 4:20:28 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: sully777
Highlight the lines to read the answers....

What do you call someone who can speak two languages?
Bi-Lingual

What do you call someone who can speak three languages?
Tri-Lingual

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?
American!

25 posted on 02/09/2007 4:33:37 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: sully777
Diamonds can be a guy's friend, too...
26 posted on 02/09/2007 5:02:54 AM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Darkwolf377
I'm going broke buying Valentines gifts for my liberal girlfriend. But...I love her.

Happy Valentine's Day! I got you a Rush 24/7 account!!!
27 posted on 02/09/2007 5:45:48 AM PST by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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To: sully777

Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in
the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield , CA , some folks, new to
boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they
couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat, going. It was very sluggish
in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After
about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby
marina,
thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A
thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working
condition.
The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller
was the correct size and pitch.

So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He
came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer!


28 posted on 02/09/2007 5:53:15 AM PST by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
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To: sully777

yeah.. they made great slingshot ammo.


29 posted on 02/09/2007 5:59:21 AM PST by absolootezer0 (stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
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To: sully777

Morning people!


30 posted on 02/09/2007 6:07:06 AM PST by RockinRight (What I want in '08: Gingrich's politics, Reagan's appeal, and Tancredo's immigration stance.)
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To: sully777; TASMANIANRED

Valentine's day, eh?

Look up these two songs then:
Nightwish - Nymphomaniac Fantasia (It is a twisted song)
Dope Stars Inc - Kiss (Oriinally done by London After Midnight, but still twisted.)


31 posted on 02/09/2007 6:20:54 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)
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To: sully777

32 posted on 02/09/2007 6:29:58 AM PST by ErnBatavia (Forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
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To: sully777

Checking in!


33 posted on 02/09/2007 6:36:33 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: ErnBatavia

34 posted on 02/09/2007 6:40:38 AM PST by Tatze (I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
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To: Rummyfan

35 posted on 02/09/2007 6:42:40 AM PST by Tatze (I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
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To: sully777


36 posted on 02/09/2007 6:49:04 AM PST by girlscout
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To: Tatze
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
37 posted on 02/09/2007 6:49:34 AM PST by Tatze (I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
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To: girlscout

38 posted on 02/09/2007 6:51:03 AM PST by Tatze (I'm in a state of taglinelessness!)
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To: Tatze; Titan Magroyne
Together forever...

no matter what the restraining order says...

Caption by Titan Magroyne

39 posted on 02/09/2007 7:03:28 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Tatze; sully777

40 posted on 02/09/2007 7:03:41 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: sully777

41 posted on 02/09/2007 7:04:56 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: sully777

42 posted on 02/09/2007 7:07:15 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: Tatze

43 posted on 02/09/2007 7:08:55 AM PST by girlscout
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To: girlscout
It's all fun & games until you receive that one in the mail.

I've heard.

44 posted on 02/09/2007 7:10:31 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: sully777

Valentine's Day...otherwise known as "Single Awareness Day."


45 posted on 02/09/2007 7:10:44 AM PST by Monkey Face (Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.)
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To: BenLurkin

Good ones, Ben!


46 posted on 02/09/2007 7:12:08 AM PST by Monkey Face (Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.)
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To: Monkey Face
Morning FRiend. Hope everybody is staying warm!


47 posted on 02/09/2007 7:19:04 AM PST by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

You know how it is...Las Vegas has about a week of winter here and there, and then we have a week or two of spring, then lots of months of summer before a week or two of fall.

Rain this week...but temps around 70.

Great photo! Looks like the beginnings of a frozen rainbow!


48 posted on 02/09/2007 7:21:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.)
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To: BenLurkin

Pretty, where's that at?


49 posted on 02/09/2007 7:24:18 AM PST by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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IOTP?


50 posted on 02/09/2007 7:25:10 AM PST by JimWforBush (Setec Astronomy)
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