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To: Defiant
All I can say is, it better have a woman's voice. And she better sound hot, not like a nag. Otherwise, there's going to be trouble in that urinal.

Inevitably they are going to come out with talking urinal cakes that sound like Richard Simmons.

12 posted on 02/11/2007 5:01:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Inevitably they are going to come out with talking urinal cakes that sound like Richard Simmons.

I just had a very bad visual and I'm trying to get it out of my head. Aaarrghh.

Maybe what they will need is customized messages that take into account individual ....proclivities...when you step up to the ceramic receptacle. Maybe a RFID button on your jeans that says, "I'm not gay, I swear. (Not that there's anything wrong with that". Then, you get a message from Brittany if you are in your 20s, or Nicole Kidman if you are in your 30s, or Heather Locklear if you are in your 40s, or Kate Jackson if you are in your 50s, etc. If you're 147, THEN you get Helen Thomas.

As you belly up, the voice says, "hey baby, show me what you got." Then it pretends to be impressed. Then, as you are doing what you went there to do, the voice can do some coaching: "that's it, right there, ooh yeah", or "slow down, not so hard, we've got all night", or some such.

Then, when it's over, it says "call me", in a pleading voice, as you zip up and scurry out the door.

This may just catch on.

36 posted on 02/11/2007 7:12:53 PM PST by Defiant (Hillary 2008: Because America needs a nude erection, not an Obama Nation.)
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