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To: PJ-Comix
Inevitably they are going to come out with talking urinal cakes that sound like Richard Simmons.

I just had a very bad visual and I'm trying to get it out of my head. Aaarrghh.

Maybe what they will need is customized messages that take into account individual ....proclivities...when you step up to the ceramic receptacle. Maybe a RFID button on your jeans that says, "I'm not gay, I swear. (Not that there's anything wrong with that". Then, you get a message from Brittany if you are in your 20s, or Nicole Kidman if you are in your 30s, or Heather Locklear if you are in your 40s, or Kate Jackson if you are in your 50s, etc. If you're 147, THEN you get Helen Thomas.

As you belly up, the voice says, "hey baby, show me what you got." Then it pretends to be impressed. Then, as you are doing what you went there to do, the voice can do some coaching: "that's it, right there, ooh yeah", or "slow down, not so hard, we've got all night", or some such.

Then, when it's over, it says "call me", in a pleading voice, as you zip up and scurry out the door.

This may just catch on.

36 posted on 02/11/2007 7:12:53 PM PST by Defiant (Hillary 2008: Because America needs a nude erection, not an Obama Nation.)
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To: Defiant

Listen here:

http://www.freenewmexican.com/video/wizmark.flv

Clip ends by saying: "Your future is in your hand"


39 posted on 02/11/2007 9:42:43 PM PST by CedarDave (The "Mark Levin Show" live feed has the best bumper music on the net. Listen tonight!)
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To: Defiant
As you belly up, the voice says, "hey baby, show me what you got." Then it pretends to be impressed. Then, as you are doing what you went there to do, the voice can do some coaching: "that's it, right there, ooh yeah", or "slow down, not so hard, we've got all night", or some such.

Cheers!

40 posted on 02/11/2007 11:00:57 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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