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Anybody PO'd about this? OK, it is just a pun.

To be PC, do we flush once for Engiish?

Female voice?

Does that mean in a gay bar it will be a male voice?

Such as the voice of the computer HAL in the movie 2001?

1 posted on 02/15/2007 3:14:51 AM PST by OnRightOnLeftCoast
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast

How bout a seductive female voice that'll make the urinal experience a more gratifying event?


2 posted on 02/15/2007 3:18:05 AM PST by zarf (Her hair was of a dank yellow, and fell over her temples like sauerkraut......)
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Do the ladies get one in a 'hanger' model ?

"A little tipsy, honey? Take that last guy's offer, a smudged reputation is better than a smudge on the road."

3 posted on 02/15/2007 3:20:25 AM PST by knarf (Islamists kill each other ... News wall-to-wall, 24/7 .. don't touch that dial.)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
Great, now I have to change the punchline,

"Please don't eat the big, white, talking mints" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

4 posted on 02/15/2007 3:26:43 AM PST by MichiganMan (Last year, this consumer spent over $150 on native Linux games. Who wants my business next year?)
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How many guys are going to be sure they've had too much to drink because the urinal cake is talking to them?
5 posted on 02/15/2007 3:29:06 AM PST by Grammy
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To: Nailbiter; BartMan1

"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?"

Men punching urnials.


7 posted on 02/15/2007 4:01:22 AM PST by IncPen (When Al Gore Finished the Internet, he invented Global Warming)
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All kinds of possibilities:

Hey big girl, had too much to drink?

Urinals at the Mexico border:

Recepción a los Estados Unidos

8 posted on 02/15/2007 4:10:54 AM PST by OnRightOnLeftCoast (Not to be confused with similar-name pirate RightOnLeftCoast)
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Wow, that looks just like a penis..
Only smaller.


9 posted on 02/15/2007 4:16:14 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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Dave?
10 posted on 02/15/2007 4:20:13 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life ;o)
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They should consider installing one...as Governor.


11 posted on 02/15/2007 4:21:45 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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If I was a talking urinal cake I'd say "STOP PI$$ING ON ME!"


12 posted on 02/15/2007 4:27:10 AM PST by Jaxter ("Vivit Post Funera Virtus")
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
To be PC, do we flush once for Engiish?

If they aren't bilingual, the folks who need to hear the message aren't going to understand it.

13 posted on 02/15/2007 4:36:40 AM PST by bondjamesbond (Washington D.C. exists to prove the proposition that no amount of money will ever be enough money.)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
In related news.

Environmental jeramiah, Al Gore receives his second Grammy from Queen Latifah, winning the Talking Urinal Cake Message Category by acclamation.


16 posted on 02/15/2007 4:56:06 AM PST by Covenantor
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17 posted on 02/15/2007 4:57:56 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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18 posted on 02/15/2007 4:58:24 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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If they put Al Gore's face on them ,I'll buy one or two to place in the urinals at work.


20 posted on 02/15/2007 4:58:49 AM PST by Farmer Dean (Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast

How about one that says "shaking it more than three times is playing with it."


21 posted on 02/15/2007 5:00:53 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: OnRightOnLeftCoast
At my local, The Airport Inn, hands a sign which reads:

"Bob does not sell beer, he rents it!"

One only invisions the MGD recycling center in the basement.

Uch! but LOL, too.

26 posted on 02/15/2007 5:29:46 AM PST by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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