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Posted on 03/07/2007 8:17:32 AM PST by Ellesu
- 'I hope they don't do a DNA test,' he says
OJ Simpson has allegedly claimed he could be the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's baby, Dannielynn.
The pair starred together in Naked Gun 331/3: The Final Insult in 1994 and OJ allegedly told documentary maker Norm Pardo - who filmed 70 hours of footage with him from 2000 to 2005 - that he was "throwing his hat into the ring" regarding the paternity battle.
Pardo told the New York Post: "He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father."
OJ - who was cleared of murdering his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her lover Ron Goldman - even joked he hoped the baby wasn't his as Fred Goldman - Ron's father who has pursued OJ for damages in the civil court over his son's murder - might try to take her.
Pardo claims OJ said: "I hope they don't do a DNA test on Anna Nicole's baby. If they find out Dannielynn is mine, I don't want Fred Goldman trying to seize her money - or the baby herself."
The five-month-old daughter of Anna Nicole - who was buried in the Bahamas on Friday (02.03.07) - is currently in the custody of the courts as both Howard K. Stern and photographer Larry Birkhead claim to be her biological father.
Yikes. This guy is seriously deranged.
Slow moving sperm? Like, white bronco sperm?
This is farce, right?
slow moving sperm? are you frickin' kidding me? The only thing 'slow' here is OJ Simpson.
How long before this is the top story on Fox?
That MF needs to STFU and go away.
lol....parody.
Oh,so *that* was his motive...he caught her with the new boyfriend.And all this time I thought he did it to avoid paying her $500K/yr in alimony.
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Like the original story (ANS) couldn't be any more bizarre. satire.
"Anna Nicole Smith's baby might be mine, says OJ Simpson"
Or it might be the person who REALLY killed Nicole Brow...er...oh wait!
Rita Cosby's breathing can be heard in China!
No, I can just picture those little suckers with #32 on their backs jumping over chairs in the airport to get to the plane.
I'm as much the father as anyone else out there.
In this case, I don't think O.J. will make the cut.
That's where I saw it.
WHATEVER! Dannielynn looks white to me, not mixed! I have a mixed race child and Dannielynn is not mixed!
Maybe the Goldman's will finally get a check!
Geez -- I hope this won't prompt him write another "how I would have done it if I did it" book.
Is this satire?
I thought OJ said he figured the killer was probably Arnold Palmer. Could it be that the father of the baby is Arnold Palmer?
OJ Simpson . . . there's a stab from the past.
No, but article says "allegedly claimed"
I'm slow today. :)
OMGGG ORENTHAL???
Which is why I don't watch that channel very often anymore.
OJ is just trying to get a hold of that kid, might be millions there! Disgusting, if this is true!
just where is he looking for the 'real killers' and how is he doing it?
Rosie is the father!
Is this really from the Onion or Scrappleface--somehow, this just seems to be too funny to be an actual story 8^)
Is it parody or is it OJ making a joke?
Danielynn looks as mixed race as Michael Jackson's kids! LOL.
I have been laughing about this all day long. How's SoCal been treating you and the fam?
Pretty good, thanks...how is life in the PNW?
Same ole same ole. :) ;) working hard and playing hard. ;)
You'll have to bring the fam up to visit some time. It sounds like Millee and family are going to visit this summer. Looking forward to seeing her in person. The PNW is a great place for families to visit. It would be great to meet you and your family as well.
Got a ton going on...this summer will likely be a non-player...big things going on.
Big things? Like what? Just curious of course.
Check yer FRmail
It would be so great to see some of our buddies in person. :) Even pissant might be interested. ;)
Meeting pissant in person??? I'd be happy just to touch the hem of his garment. ;o)
No, that baby is WHITE.
I agree. I think it is a joke though.
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