Skip to comments.WHAT SCARES A MAN?
Posted on 03/14/2007 8:50:03 AM PDT by 7thson
You probably think you know what frightens most men. A long-weekend at the in-laws' place. Antiquing. Running out of beer in the third quarter. But that's just the stuff he'll admit to being afraid of, which, by definition, means they're not his true deep fears. So how can you determine what those are? Easy: They're the ones he'll almost never talk about. But I will.
Let's count down through the Scary Fifteen:
#15 Hair in the drain.
#14 Getting caught noticing another woman.
#12 Super Nanny.
#10 His dad's death.
#9 Her tears.
#8 Being a lousy lover.
#7 Not being a god to his kids.
#6 Living paycheck to paycheck.
#5 Beautiful women.
#4 Getting naked.
#2 Not seeing his kids grow up.
# 1 Public humiliation.
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What are you afraid of? Me? I'm afriad of the United States running from Iraq.
Hillary in a thong.
The 'Bent One' sizing up your daughter
I don't have a daughter so I'm safe there. However, I do have two grandsons and having them sized up by Barny Fwank would scare me! 8-)
LOL! I'm expecting to see a Helen Thomas picture at any moment.
Hillary in a thong.
Being tied up with Hillary's thong ... while she's wearing it.
How about finding this in the seat next to you on a crowded and looong bus ride?
I'ld have to stand.
Agreed. Or take a taxi. Or gouge my own eyes out to get a lift in an ambulance!
TurDuckEn, OTOH, is cause for celebration!
Telling him you are pregnant.
Other than my mother-in-law?....being stuck in LA traffic and realizing I just had three cups of coffee and a bran muffin.
Have you seen previews for a new movie called Knocked Up? The plot involves an educated woman getting a promotion and while celebrating, gets involved with some one-night stand bozo. 8 weeks later, she calls the guy up to tell him she is pregnant. The rest of the story deals with having the child and getting to know each other. When I saw the trailer, it reminded me of an old George Carlin joke.
No - I will have to look out for that one. The shows are really getting a bit over the top or maybe just mimicking real life. There is another what out, not sure if it has aired called, called "The Starter Wife".
The Charles Schwab commercials.
My husband hates them. He's scared of them and freaks every time. ;-)
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