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| April 20, 2007
Posted on 04/20/2007 5:23:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Should Marijuana Be Legalized? Yes
No
Undecided
To: Lucky9teen
What about 404? 404 is the number assigned to the error message by MS Internet Explorer for “File Not Found.” It has entered the modern language as slang for “clueless.” As in, “That new intern in accounting is 404.”
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:27:19 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(Free Stan Shunpike!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:27:54 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(PORK! The Other White Flag!)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; ...
Uh....smoke another...
PING....PING....PING
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:29:05 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(PORK! The Other White Flag!)
To: Lucky9teen; AZamericonnie; Old Sarge; 2LT Radix jr; Radix; Kathy in Alaska; kjfine; HiJinx; ...
Mac the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he'd lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night all he could offer her was 50 cents and a pair of sneakers from Singapore. She refused with disdain. He wandered around in search of a more accommodating girl, but was refused time and time again. Eventually he found a more sympathetic lady who told him that although she could not possibly accept his offer herself, he could try Mabel down the road. But she warned him not to expect too much as Mabel was very unresponsive and would probably just lie there passively.
He found Mabel, and as times were hard she reluctantly agreed to accept the 50 cents and the pair of sneakers for her services, but told him not to expect any kind of response from her. Mac began the amorous act and after a few minutes was pleased to find an arm coming around his back. This was followed shortly after by a leg curling around his rear.
Mac, who had always fancied himself a bit of a Romeo, gasped, "I knew you wouldn't be able to resist my charms."
"Don't worry about me, love," answered Mabel, "I'm just trying on them sneakers."
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:31:33 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: Lucky9teen
Dude, I can do it in 419.
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:31:39 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
(I'm a sweetheart, genius, a reckless jerk. Lord have mercy, I'm a piece of work...)
To: Lucky9teen
A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon - not bad!
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:35:45 AM PDT
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Should Marijuana Be Legalized? [ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] Undecided
[ ] Pass the Doritos
[ ] What legal eyes are you talkin' about?
[ ] Do you ever change the water in that thing?
[ ] This is such an existential question - but now is the time for achieving a higher plane of consciousness that we all may partake of the spirit and ... pffffffff..... become one with the universe....
[ ] Lookit that Volkswagen, man!
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:41:49 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen; Lady Jag; girlscout
Happy Friday Troops!!
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:42:41 AM PDT
by
Millee
(Tagline free since 10/20/06)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:42:58 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:45:08 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Friday!!!!!!
420, lol.
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:45:53 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:47:01 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(........pickin' my nose, bit by bit......)
To: tomkow6
Don’t be a bogart!!!
Haven’t thought of that term in years.
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:47:32 AM PDT
by
Shyla
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:50:43 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:52:45 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: Lucky9teen
Bummer...this week’s silliness thread will turn into one of those libertarian rantfests...
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posted on
04/20/2007 5:54:02 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: ErnBatavia
Bummer...this weeks silliness thread will turn into one of those libertarian rantfests... I shall deal with them in due course.......wait a minute....be right with you....
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posted on
04/20/2007 6:07:08 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
To: Lucky9teen
Click the pic (if you dare):
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posted on
04/20/2007 6:09:48 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Lucky9teen
Bargain hunter's alert.....
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posted on
04/20/2007 6:12:13 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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