DEEP PAIN PIZZA: MAN 'CUT OFF HIS OWN PENIS IN RESTAURANT'

Drudge ^ | 4/23/07

[fhayek]

Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET

A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.

Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:

"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."

A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

Developing...

[fhayek]

Nuts?

[cripplecreek]

I guess he could hack it after all.

[digger48]

Don’t order pepperoni on your pizza there for a couple of days.

[Ken522]

He doesn’t even get an Honorable Mention in the Darwin Awards ....

[Rocky]

What does he do for an encore?

[Billthedrill]

She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

"Stable" - I don't think so. Did they mention his name was Richard Hertz?

[Mr. Brightside]

he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

Elaine: He took (pause) it out.

Jerry: He took it out?

Elaine: Yep. He took (pause) it out.

[Old Sarge]

he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

"::AHEM:: 'Stable'!? I think not..."

"Rather a ruddy nuisance, eh, Basil?"

"Not quite a cut above the rest, was he, Nigel? HAW HAW!!"

"You always were such a cut-up, weren't you?"

"HAW HAW!"

[Mr. Brightside]

Remind me not to order their three meat pizza.

[verum ago]

[Cvengr]

Anchovies look a little large???

[SWAMPSNIPER]

“Stable”?

[cripplecreek]

I used to work with a guy named Richard (don’t call me Dick) Burns.

[martin_fierro]

Unnngh.

[rzeznikj at stout]

LOL

Looks like we have another lobber...8^)

[claudiustg]

Don’t worry. They’ll sew it back on and he’ll be back in a restaurant near you before you know it.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Crazy loon : )

[dfwgator]

Cue King Missile’s “Detachable Penis.”

[Don Carlos]

That’ll put a crimp in his sex life!

[doc1019]

Got to die to be even an Honorable Mention for the Darwin awarded … than again, with his manhood hacked off, I guess he would be considered died anyway?

[Cousin Eddie]

“...condition described as stable.”

Shouldn’t that be ‘condition described as stubble’???

[brytlea]

I think you simply have to take yourself out of the genepool. Sounds like he did rather a good job of that. (there was a Darwin award for a guy who castrated himself accidently doing something he shouldn’t have been doing with some sort of industrial equipment).
susie

[octobersky]

Yup. Now he’s just nuts.

[doc1019]

Just stating the criteria for the Darwin Award. And why should I take myself out of the gene pool? At 60, I think I’m already out of that pool.

OIC, you mean anyone can take themselves out of the gene pool by obliterating their gene pool apparatus. Oh, I get it.

My bad … just having fun here. ;-)

[BenLurkin]

Apparently not.

[WSGilcrest]

...before you know it

Yup, it won't be long now.

[brytlea]

LOL
Yeah, that’s how it works.
:)
susie

[Freedom4US]

"Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife."

And little else..

[burzum]

Man 1: C’mon I dare you!
Man 2: I’ll do it. Just you watch!
Man 1: Yeah, right! You’re chicken. Boc-boc-boc-bocah-boc!

[Yehuda]

“She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
Developing...”

NOT ANY MORE...

[cdnerds]

Id put this in breaking news LOL...

[I Drive Too Fast]

May I suggest the VEGETARIAN pizza?

[Long Island Pete]

he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.

I am sure we can argue as to how stable he really is.

[Slings and Arrows]

I think we can guess his politics.

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[dfwgator]

[Squawk 8888]

Actually, you don’t have to die to win a DA, you need only render yourself incapable of reproducing.

[Slings and Arrows]

Additional commentary:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1822594/posts

[SF Republican]

Ha, Zizi is the nickname of the penis in french! That is why they called Zidane - Zizu, for nicknames you often use the first two letters in the name

[Brainhose]

My Former NH Congressman

[Slings and Arrows]

Dick Swett / Dick Johnson '08
"You know what you're getting."

[TheEaglehasLanded]

His name must have been Harry “The Eunich” Reid