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Barbie's dog - 'it really poops!'
new.com.au ^ | 4-26-2007 | staff writer

Posted on 04/26/2007 8:20:39 AM PDT by bedolido

BARBIE, the doll with everything, has followed in the footsteps of her real-life lookalikes and got herself a dog - complete with toy poop "biscuits".

Tanner the toy dog poops out her toy food, leaving Barbie to pick up the toy "biscuits" with her toy pooper scooper.


(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: barbies; dog; poops; really

1 posted on 04/26/2007 8:20:47 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

Complete with one square doggy poop tissue.


2 posted on 04/26/2007 8:22:11 AM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: bedolido

Sheryl Crow will have a fit when she finds out toilet paper will be wasted cleaning up toy dog poop!


3 posted on 04/26/2007 8:26:17 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: bedolido

Does it drop dead from tainted dog food?


4 posted on 04/26/2007 8:27:22 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: cripplecreek; Enterprise

You guys are hysterical!


5 posted on 04/26/2007 8:41:30 AM PDT by jdm
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To: bedolido

Where’s Dave Barry when you need him?


6 posted on 04/26/2007 8:54:36 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what I’ve done here today doesn’t force you to have a negative opinion of me….)
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To: bedolido

Why doesn’t Barbie use a tiny paper bag which she can light on fire on Ken’s doorstep?


7 posted on 04/26/2007 9:46:04 AM PDT by Thrownatbirth (.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
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To: bedolido; JRios1968; stephenjohnbanker; martin_fierro

Hydrant and/or tree not included...


8 posted on 04/26/2007 10:45:24 AM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: bedolido

When Ken comes over to visit, does Tanner hump his leg?


9 posted on 04/26/2007 10:50:18 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (The Drive-By Media is attempting to Cronkite the Iraq war.)
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To: bedolido
My dog is smarter than your dog.


10 posted on 04/26/2007 10:54:21 AM PDT by Daffynition (“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”)
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To: Thrownatbirth; windcliff

lol!


11 posted on 04/26/2007 10:55:32 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)
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To: bedolido
And the next model will try to hump Barbies' leg???
12 posted on 04/26/2007 11:15:27 AM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck ("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."- unknown)
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To: rainbow sprinkles

LOL!


13 posted on 04/26/2007 12:24:57 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

How much for the dog??


14 posted on 04/26/2007 12:25:42 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

available, though.......


15 posted on 04/26/2007 12:26:25 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
I can't believe what I just found!!! WARNING!!! Stay away from the brown tic-tacs!

And of course, there is a cat. Why not?


16 posted on 04/26/2007 1:59:06 PM PDT by Daffynition (“You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children d)
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To: bedolido

What a crappy toy.


17 posted on 04/26/2007 1:59:06 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (No.. I said he was a Korean student, not a Koran student)
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To: rainbow sprinkles

YIKES!


18 posted on 04/26/2007 2:02:56 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; JRios1968

...for a nominal fee 8^)


19 posted on 04/26/2007 8:29:32 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rainbow sprinkles; stephenjohnbanker; JRios1968
No... No....

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

This Can't be!!! There's no reason to live!!

Where's my speedboat!!!

(cut to stock footage)



8^)

20 posted on 04/26/2007 8:33:58 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

This thread ISN’T WORTH S.....................


21 posted on 04/26/2007 8:34:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker ( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
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To: bedolido

“Tanner the toy dog poops out her toy food, leaving Barbie to pick up the toy “biscuits” with her toy pooper scooper.”

What a great idea! Train those kids to pick up after their pets. Am I allowed to say pets? What’s next a toy litter box?


22 posted on 04/26/2007 8:38:59 PM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops!)
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To: bedolido

I have heard it called many things, but “biscuts”....


23 posted on 04/26/2007 8:39:52 PM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops!)
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To: BufordP

“Sheryl Crow will have a fit when she finds out toilet paper will be wasted cleaning up toy dog poop!”

Not as long as its only one sheet.

At least they are diaper free!


24 posted on 04/26/2007 8:42:32 PM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops!)
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To: bedolido

Dog Whisperer sold separately.


25 posted on 04/26/2007 8:44:04 PM PDT by oneamericanvoice (Support freedom! Support the troops!)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

No S....................., Sherlock (LOL) 8^)


26 posted on 04/26/2007 8:46:00 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: bedolido
LIMITED TIME OFFER

SPECIAL BONUS PACK

27 posted on 04/26/2007 8:48:28 PM PDT by GraniteStateDad (Success is going from defeat to defeat without losing your enthusiasm - Churchill)
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To: bedolido

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1824389/posts?page=43#43


28 posted on 04/26/2007 9:50:10 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: GraniteStateDad

LOL


29 posted on 04/26/2007 11:49:17 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (Boldly Going Nowhere...)
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To: rzeznikj at stout
LOL


30 posted on 04/27/2007 4:52:24 AM PDT by Daffynition (Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.)
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