Fleeing naked man in heels blamed for McMinnville lockdown

NWCN ^ | 04-26-2007 | staff writer

[bedolido]

McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's high heels was the cause of a building lockdown by police in downtown McMinnville. The unidentified man was spotted sitting on a bench on the basement floor of a nearly vacant medical building Wednesday afternoon. After a call to 911 dispatchers, two McMinnville police units responded and were assisted by deputies from the Yamhill County Sheriffs Office and the Oregon State Police. The building was locked down and surrounded, but alas, no naked man. The man was described as 40 to 50 years old, bald or with short white hair, of thin to medium build. He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said.

[TommyDale]

Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon?

[pandoraou812]

lmao ping

[indylindy]

Oh Rooty, is that you? Was it a blonde?

[FourPeas]

He was last seen running down one of the building's hallways in the heels, police said.

Leave the poor man alone, he was merely exercising -- have you ever tried running in high heels?

[KoRn]

I hate it when that happens.....

[Slings and Arrows]

I'd hit it...with my car.

[abigailsmybaby]

Pictures! Where are the pictures?!

[Sax]

Naked 50 yr old man of thin sitting on a park bench requires a lockdown? Did they notice an M-60 laying across his lap before they started chasing him?

The cops could just let Rin-Tin-Tin chomp on the snausage, that'd bring his little freak party to a screeching halt.

[Sax]

-> “of thin build”

[raybbr]

Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon?

Hah! Beat me to it.

[TommyDale]

[metmom]

It's so hard impossible to have respect for that man after seeing that picture.

[indylindy]

Must not have been Rooty. His legs have that smoother look.

[TommyDale]

But you gotta admit the guy had fairly good taste in the shoes...

[indylindy]

The Wicked Witch of the West’s “Rudy Slippers”. Maybe the house will fall on him.

[TommyDale]

[Daffynition]

[Liz]

Is Rudy already campaigning in Oregon?

Rooty's "running" shoes (borrowed from Juti).

[Allegra]

Fleeing Naked Man ping.

[TheMom]

It is tough enough to run in heels, can you imagine how difficult is would be with “equipment” flapping in the wind?

[Daffynition]

Sorry to differ ...but these are Ruuuudee's shoes ...

[Allegra]

can you imagine how difficult is would be with “equipment” flapping in the wind?

LOL - that just made the visual I was getting from this even FUNNIER!

[Liz]

ROTFL-——n-i-c-e Tooty zinger.

[oldtimer2]

Chinese farmers daughter

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."

In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

[EveningStar]

Tard ping

[TASMANIANRED]

It was Mr. Garrison.

[Titan Magroyne]

They locked down the building for this?

Y’know ...

In the wake of terrorist activity the world over, school shootings and democrats getting elected, I’m having a hard time coming up with anything *less* threatening than a nekkid man running in high heels.

Or is that just me?

[SamAdams76]

I agree. What the hell was he thinking! It's like the Algore and Tipper picture when they were dressed up for Halloween...he didn't get to be president either.

[Slings and Arrows]

Well, if you’re male, and the naked man is Richard Simmons, and he’s heading in your direction...you’ll be pretty damn scared.

[metmom]

Oh .... my.....

[Titan Magroyne]

Well, if you’re male, and the naked man is Richard Simmons, and he’s heading in your direction...you’ll be pretty damn scared.

Um

uh

come to think of it, I can't argue that! :-D

It'd be like fighting with a girl. If she kicks your butt, you're a wuss. If you kick hers, you're an even bigger wuss. No option but to run. Just try not to *scream* like a girl, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay?