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Men lie for no reason because women make them
english.pravda.ru ^
| 5-8-2007
| Staff Writer
Posted on 05/08/2007 12:01:11 PM PDT by bedolido
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To: indylindy
No wonder your wife keeps the testosterone from youI almost found it the other evening... she asked me where I wanted to go for dinner... I thought and thought and thought... and almost came up with an idea...
but then I ran out of my meager supply of testosterone and said... anywhere you like dear!
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:02:48 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: tioga; andy58-in-nh
Reminded me of a country song.
Girls Lie Too
So she can’t go out tonight again
Her sister’s sick, she’s gotta baby-sit
Yeah, that sounds like a pretty good excuse
Now you didn’t hear any of this from me
But things aren’t always what they seem
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you
Girls lie, too
We don’t care how much money you make
What you drive or what you weigh
Size don’t matter anyway
Girls lie, too
Don’t think you’re the only ones
Who bend and break and stretch it some
We learn from you
Girls lie, too
We can’t wait to hear about your round of golf
We love to see deer heads hanging on the wall
And we like Hooter’s for their hotwings too
Other guys never cross our minds
We don’t wonder what it might be like
How could it be any better than it is with you
(Repeat Chorus)
Yeah, girls lie, too
We always forgive and forget
The cards and flowers you never sent
Will never be brought up again
Girls lie, too
Old gray sweatpants turn us on
We like your friends and we love your mom
And that’s the truth
Girls lie, too
Yeah that’s the truth
Girls lie, too
[No, we don’t care how much hair you have
Yeah, that looks good
Comb it over like that
Rrrrrrrrrrr...
To: sauropod
LOL... I am in the same life raft...
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:03:58 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: Diana in Wisconsin; najida
Man, you’re as bad as that Diet Coke commercial a few years ago about the Construction worker and the office women in the building next door.
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:06:39 PM PDT
by
sauropod
("An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway)
To: bedolido
The article has it backwards.
The great philosopher Kelly Bundy taught me when she told her brother:
“Bud, don’t be a sucker all your life. Let me tell you the difference between men and women: we’re liars and you’re all idiots.”
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:08:14 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(Cheese . . . milk's leap toward immortality.)
To: bedolido
but then I ran out of my meager supply of testosterone and said... anywhere you like dear! So much hidden hostility. See, you are lying about that.
Maybe she has been taking your supply of testosterone!
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:08:17 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: sauropod
Oh, trust me. In Real Life...we’re much worse, LOL!
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:09:50 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: hellinahandcart; Lil'freeper
Do you know where your purse is?
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:10:50 PM PDT
by
sauropod
("An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway)
To: sauropod
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:20:50 PM PDT
by
Lil'freeper
(You do not have the plug-in required to view this tagline.)
To: TommyDale; Diana in Wisconsin; indylindy
Scam at Wal-Mart, eh? (looking furiously through phone book to get address of nearest Wal-Mart).
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:23:01 PM PDT
by
Liz
(Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
To: indylindy
Maybe she has been taking your supply of testosterone! what I do is sneak her supply of hormones she's taking because it has testosterone in it... I think it's called estedyl or something like that... she injects it (for some reason... this wouldn't be too bad except when I inject it... I have the strangest yearnings to shop for heels and give men orders).
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:25:31 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: bedolido
this wouldn't be too bad except when I inject it... I have the strangest yearnings to shop for heels and give men orders) Are we playing "What's My Line"? I know, you must be an ex mayor of a big metropolis!
Did I win!
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:29:51 PM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: indylindy
Are we playing "What's My Line"? I know, you must be an ex mayor of a big metropolis! Did I win!
no... just an aging software engineer working with kids half my age. They don't mind the heels... the dress code is casual business...
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:31:57 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: indylindy
or is that business casual?
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:34:47 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: bedolido
"I always tell the truth, even when I'm lying."
-- Tony Montana, Scarface
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:35:18 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: TommyDale
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:36:29 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: gcruse
Scarfaceone movie I wish I had never seen... almost got rid of my chain-saw after watching it.
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:37:18 PM PDT
by
bedolido
(I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
To: indylindy; bedolido; TommyDale; Diana in Wisconsin
.......when I inject her hormones ...... I have the strangest yearnings to shop for heels and give men orders...............and an inexplicable longing for silicone implants?.....
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:37:50 PM PDT
by
Liz
(Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
To: bedolido
Play the video game. It rocks.
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:39:03 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: bedolido
If men lie for no reason....what’s Hillary
Rodham-Sir Edmund wasn’t known yet when she was born and named after him and later she babysat for migrant farm workers who were working in downtown Chicago’s wheatfields- Clinton’s excuse?
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posted on
05/08/2007 2:41:37 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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