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Prostate Cancer Seen As Major Cause of Prostate Cancer Deaths
pugbus.net ^ | 05-16-2007 | Biff Scuzzy (gotta be a fake name)

Posted on 05/16/2007 11:50:56 AM PDT by bedolido

LONDON - A study has determined that men who are diagnosed with prostate cancer are nearly twenty-five times as likely to die from the disease as men who are prostate-cancer free. This conclusion was reached after a team of researchers had carefully recorded the causes of death of more than 300,000 men.

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TOPICS: Education; Health/Medicine; Humor; Science
KEYWORDS: cancer; deaths; major; prostate

1 posted on 05/16/2007 11:50:59 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

Hilarious. Of course, after reading the New York Times, this kind of journalism may not be that outlandish.


2 posted on 05/16/2007 11:52:36 AM PDT by onja ("The government of England is a limited mockery.") (France is a complete mockery.)
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To: bedolido

DUUUUHHHH!


3 posted on 05/16/2007 11:53:00 AM PDT by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: bedolido

In other news, people with death certificates issued are most likely dead.


4 posted on 05/16/2007 11:53:50 AM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: golfisnr1
In other words.. Study finds it's damned hard to die from what you don't have...
5 posted on 05/16/2007 11:54:11 AM PDT by xcamel (Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
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To: bedolido

Sounds like money well spent.


6 posted on 05/16/2007 11:55:48 AM PDT by Sue Perkick (And I hope that what Iíve done here today doesnít force you to have a negative opinion of meÖ.)
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To: bedolido

Its like I tell all of the young health and exercise nuts I work with - they are going to feel pretty stupid in 50 years laying there in bed dying of nothing...


7 posted on 05/16/2007 12:04:55 PM PDT by 43north (7 of 11 living things are insects. This explains liberals and islamofascists.)
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To: bedolido
"Off the top of my head," he observed, "those findings may indicate a particularly virulent form of the disease, or they might be the result of a statistical anomaly or the research team's unfamiliarity with the new Windows Vista operating system.
8 posted on 05/16/2007 12:08:36 PM PDT by kerryusama04 (John 19:31)
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To: bedolido

This, of course, is from the office of redundant redundancies.

Monty Python?


9 posted on 05/16/2007 12:32:28 PM PDT by Al Gator (Refusing to "stoop to your enemy's level", gets you cut off at the knees.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

OMG!


10 posted on 05/16/2007 12:33:14 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Pugbus is a comedy site - which isn't to say that I haven't seen real headlines and studies that were nearly as silly.


11 posted on 05/16/2007 12:40:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: KoRn

More on the subject:

http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20070515/mega-multivitamins-and-prostate-cancer


12 posted on 05/16/2007 12:46:24 PM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: bedolido

Hey guys, just remember: if you don’t use it, you lose it. The incidence of prostate cancer in celibate priests is 30 times higher than the average heterosexual male.


13 posted on 05/16/2007 12:50:08 PM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: bedolido; Slings and Arrows
Wow! Ya Figured That Out All By Yourself!
Click the Pic

14 posted on 05/16/2007 1:00:22 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Slings and Arrows

This sounds series.


15 posted on 05/16/2007 1:18:33 PM PDT by agent_delta ( My life is my message.)
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To: onja
And men who do not get Prostrate cancer do not die from Prostrate Cancer.

I wonder how much government money I can get for finding out if females react the same way to not having Prostrate cancer? :-)

16 posted on 05/16/2007 1:28:20 PM PDT by PeteB570 (I vote, each and every single cotton picking time.)
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To: All
Seems everyone missed (or ignored) the last paragraph in the story...

In related news, a new study linking prostate cancer to multivitamin consumption has been criticized for failing to differentiate between men who take multivitamins orally and those who take them rectally.

17 posted on 05/16/2007 1:43:33 PM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: bedolido

Looks like satire to me on the current state of journalism in the world today.


18 posted on 05/16/2007 2:02:28 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: bedolido; Lady Jag

Wow, the article writer needs the “Master of the Obvious” graphic at the least.
;-)


19 posted on 05/16/2007 2:02:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
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To: bedolido

Officials: cause of death still unknown in decapitation crime.


20 posted on 05/16/2007 2:05:18 PM PDT by highimpact (Abortion - [n]: human sacrifice at the altar of convenience.)
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To: Darksheare

He be a master of something else.


21 posted on 05/16/2007 2:40:39 PM PDT by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL! I didn’t know this was humor, because like you, I have seen similar headlines for similarly pointless “studies”. lol


22 posted on 05/16/2007 2:53:18 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: highimpact
After Fatal Beating, Suspect Commits Suicide
23 posted on 05/16/2007 3:01:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!" --http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0439.html)
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To: onja
Water To Blame In Most Drownings
Chocolate Pudding Close Second
24 posted on 05/17/2007 7:40:52 AM PDT by macmedic892 (I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.)
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To: CarrotAndStick

And nearly a hundred percent of the people who died last year drank water.


25 posted on 05/17/2007 7:42:31 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: bedolido

Study shows most alcoholics either drink alone or with someone else.


26 posted on 05/17/2007 7:54:44 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Liberals, A terrorists best friend!)
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