Caption John Kerry pumping his fist at an intern

Yahoo! News Photos ^ | 5/22/07 | staff

[MeanWestTexan]

No idea of the story, but there sure are a lot of funny captions.

If you look at the photo of the Marine, study his buddy -— he looks terrified that the waivee (the Marine getting the finger jab from Jon Carey) is going to punch Jon Carey and he’s going to have to scrap with a bunch of Secret Service guys.

[MattinNJ]

That’s a 15 yarder right there.

[george76]

"Look, I'm taking your Frosty, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!"

"Hey, can I have those medals? I lost mine."

[beckysueb]

I thought so, too.

[mikrofon]

JF'nK: "In the Congress, we play 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' to decide on the War funding!"

Soldier: "It's not a game, sir..."

[OESY]

"You know, back when I was in Vietnam, I wasn't able to stay very long because
of all the medals I had received, so I really didn't have much time to look around
to find a nice native girl with lots of money. Well, as luck would have it, I got this
mother of all yeast infections. I just couldn't shake it. It stood right up there and wouldn't go away, like this. I was in agony. After four hours, I called my doctor."

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[trisham]

Something about the perspective of the photo seems odd.

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It does, exactly.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

You militant fascist jarhead. Just you wait until I become President!

[dsc]

“If I weren’t such a pussy, I’d smack you for being a brave, decent man. I just hate you and hate you and hate you.”

[Thrownatbirth]

"Steelers fan? Great! Have a cheesesteak for me."

[Badeye]

(chuckle)

The best one liners are always based on a hard grain of truth.

[Ronin]

Isn’t that flag backwards?

[Shimmer128]

No, the flag is properly displayed. It’s to be displayed as if the wearer is charging forward and it’s blowing in the wind.

and please, does anyone actually believe Kerry cares if this stupid kid is from Pittsburgh???? Kerry is not from Pittsburgh, his wife’s favorite husband is from Pittsburgh!

[DocRock]

"Isn’t that flag backwards?"

No. Check the starboard side of any aircraft displaying the American Flag and it should be the same. The flag is always moving forward, (i.e. blowing towards the rear).