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Done with Schwarzenegger and God, Paris Hilton turns to Buddha for help
daily mail ^ | 23rd May 2007

Posted on 05/23/2007 8:09:59 AM PDT by george76

Paris Hilton is pulling out all stops to avoid going to prison.

She's already put in a plea to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and turned to God with church visits and Bible readings - now she’s making sure to cover all spiritual bases.

The 26-year-old has turned to Buddha to save her from her 23-day jail sentence.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bible; budda; buddha; hilton; humor; paris; parishilton
Yesterday the bible, today Budda, tomorrow ?

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1 posted on 05/23/2007 8:10:02 AM PDT by george76
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To: george76

And I thought my 5 year old granddaughter was a drama queen.


2 posted on 05/23/2007 8:12:44 AM PDT by ladtx ("You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." Will Rogers)
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To: george76

Why do I picture her sitting in a church pew talking on a cell phone?


3 posted on 05/23/2007 8:13:07 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Greed is NOT a conservative ideal.)
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To: george76

Buddah’s hot.


4 posted on 05/23/2007 8:13:55 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: george76

I wouldn’t ordinarily say this, but I think that Islam is the answer for Paris.


5 posted on 05/23/2007 8:15:01 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (Fred Thompson 2008)
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

She’s been stoned before, and she’s willing to try again. Yes, Islam is the solution for her.


6 posted on 05/23/2007 8:16:37 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Enoch Powell was right.)
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To: george76

Someone help me out here. Wouldn’t a Buddhist monk simply inform Ms. Hilton that she needs to cast-aside her worldly concerns, and that her jail term is just another location on the Path to Enlightenment?


7 posted on 05/23/2007 8:18:30 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: george76

tomorrow...Jail.


8 posted on 05/23/2007 8:19:40 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: 1rudeboy
Wouldn’t a Buddhist monk simply inform Ms. Hilton that she needs to cast-aside her worldly concerns, and that her jail term is just another location on the Path to Enlightenment?

Well, exactly. The medicine prescribed isn't going to be any more to her liking than anything else she has tried.

9 posted on 05/23/2007 8:20:29 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: george76

But the Buddha is still in his grave. He can’t help anyone.


10 posted on 05/23/2007 8:22:39 AM PDT by Bosco (Remember how you felt on September 11?)
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To: AmericanMade1776

lol

tomorrow...Jail.


11 posted on 05/23/2007 8:38:45 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Could it get any funnier or make her look any dumber??


12 posted on 05/23/2007 8:39:51 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
I wouldn’t ordinarily say this, but I think that Islam is the answer for Paris.

I don't know, but she does seem to enjoy youths rioting in her.

13 posted on 05/23/2007 8:40:23 AM PDT by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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To: ladtx

She carries these book titles facing the cameras.

I doubt she reads them.

another photo-op


14 posted on 05/23/2007 8:40:40 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: Sacajaweau

15 posted on 05/23/2007 8:44:05 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

Maybe someone can get her the Koran. If it works, she’ll blow herself up.


16 posted on 05/23/2007 8:45:44 AM PDT by chopperman
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To: Millee

On second thought.....naw...


17 posted on 05/23/2007 8:54:27 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: dead

18 posted on 05/23/2007 8:57:39 AM PDT by Daffynition (If all the cars in the USA were placed end to end, it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend.)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


19 posted on 05/23/2007 9:07:43 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Southside_Chicago_Republican

Hijab!
NOTHING but a Hijab.
And spike heels.
And a rice bowl.


20 posted on 05/23/2007 9:13:17 AM PDT by Gideon Reader (DEMOCRATS: Not quite American, and proud of it! REPUBLICANS: Bewildered.)
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To: george76

I doubt that she CAN read them.


21 posted on 05/23/2007 9:14:13 AM PDT by Gideon Reader (DEMOCRATS: Not quite American, and proud of it! REPUBLICANS: Bewildered.)
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To: george76

I thought my neck was long. She’s part giraffe!! (We’re such cats) :-)


22 posted on 05/23/2007 9:14:42 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ("The Cracker" will be renamed "The Crapper")
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To: Sloth

I was just thinking about the bizarre image of her in a burkha, and the worldwide riots that would ensue when she is tossed in jail by the infidels.


23 posted on 05/23/2007 9:15:25 AM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (Fred Thompson 2008)
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To: george76
I doubt she reads them.

I doubt she can read.

24 posted on 05/23/2007 9:52:37 AM PDT by Sloth (The GOP is to DemonRats in politics as Michael Jackson is to Jeffrey Dahmer in babysitting.)
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To: george76

Honestly, I think we should just stop posting all stories about this human trainwreck. She does not deserve any sort of attention or recognition.


25 posted on 05/24/2007 11:54:57 AM PDT by mthornburg
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To: george76
You think those hair extensions will last through her incarceration?
26 posted on 06/06/2007 6:38:57 PM PDT by freekitty
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To: cripplecreek
Why do I picture her sitting in a church pew talking on a cell phone?

OH my Gaaaa....you know????

27 posted on 06/06/2007 6:40:22 PM PDT by stboz
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To: freekitty

Paris is so confused.

Is she looking for her inner soul thru Budda or is she happy with the hair extensions alone ?

/s


28 posted on 06/06/2007 7:25:29 PM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
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To: george76

ROTFLOL


29 posted on 06/06/2007 7:46:05 PM PDT by freekitty
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To: george76

It looks like her pathetic pose.


30 posted on 06/06/2007 7:47:04 PM PDT by freekitty
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