Skip to comments.Vodka Company To Sponsor Lindsay Lohan
Posted on 05/23/2007 1:01:15 PM PDT by Perdogg
Recovering alcoholic Lindsay Lohan is planning a huge party to celebrate her 21st birthday, and what better way to launch yourself into the age of legal drinking than have a vodka company to sponsor your birthday.
According to NY Daily News, Svedka vodka has been lined up for the blow-out night at Pure nightclub in July in a deal which is reportedly worth seven figures. Lohans Lawyer Mike Heller said: This should be one of the best parties ever!
But is having an alcohol sponsor wise for someone who has had problems with drink in the past? Time will only tell
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She is a raging idiot and an insult to anyone who has ever fought the battle of the bottle.
A pox on you, beyotch.
See you in 10 years when your looks, career and self respect are gone.
In a related story, Lindsey Graham’s birthday party will be sponsored by Mexico.
You know, she really is sorta easy on the eyes, isn’t she?
Thank God I got sober not long after my 21st birthday or I would not be writing this today. I got it eventually that I would either sooner rather than later spend my life in jail, a mental institution, or ten feet under--making a somewhat attractive but skinny corpe eaten up inside by alcoholism. I pray for her, she has already had the solution presented to her. Hope it eventually sinks in.
Better than having an underwear company sponsor it since she doesn’t wear them at all.
Not the Gay and Lesbian Alliance?
No joke. I had my last drink in January of 1989 and while it was hard getting through the initial stages the aftermath has exceeded my wildest dreams.
Lindsay’s been pregnant before. Check out the vertical line on her lower abdomen slightly darker than the rest of her. That’s called the “linea nigra” and indicates prior pregnancy.
“someone who has had problems with drink in the past”
Jeez. 5 minutes of rehab and all these celebutards are cured. Any bets on how long sobriety lasts in her case?
Yes, she is. And of course, that excuses all bad behavior.
She’s likely been sippin’ since she left.
Getting sober means lots of meetings, changing the lifestyle you led before, removing bad influences and getting to work on one self.
I see little to believe any of this has been going on. Hey, it’s her business but she doesn’t get to talk about being sober when she isn’t.
“changing the lifestyle”
Most important, IMHO
Yeah, and Ann Coulter’s adam’s apple means she used to be a man. And of course, any girl whose hymen is broken is not a virgin, either.
Used to be hot, now she’s not.
I knew it all along!
I'm not BS'ing you about the linea nigra. I learned about it my 4th year in medical school.
It just bothers me that the tabloids follow these young people around, looking for any opportunity to sensationalize everything they do. So she got drunk a time or two before she was 21. So did I, and so did almost everyone I've ever met.
I feel sorry for her. If half the sh*t I did at that age ever made the national press, I have no idea how I'd handle it.
As for the linea nigra, we always called it a treasure path and I learned about it in my 4th year of high school;->
Whether she does or not is nobody's business but her own, provided she has a designated driver.
with a firehose first.
The so-called “treasure path” or “treasure trail” is hair growth vertically between the navel and the pubic hair and doesn’t usually involve increased pigmentation. It’s uncommon, perhaps 10-15% of women. The pigmentation of the linea nigra occurs after pregnancy 90% of the time regardless of hair growth.
Hah, 48 hours after this article was written she’s in the clink for DWI. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out people like this.