Why do we need a NEW Bionic Woman?

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[EveningStar]

I'm not BSing you. They're really doing a new Bionic Woman. What's next? A new My Mother, the Car?

http://www.nbc.com/Fall_Preview/Bionic_Woman/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bionic_Woman_(2007_TV_series)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0880557/

[EveningStar]

ping

[Army Air Corps]

My Mother, the Prius?

[ken21]

that’s obvious.

feminism.

[dfwgator]

I can’t wait for the remake of “BJ and the Bear.”

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

[SIDENET]

What's next? A new My Mother, the Car?

Shhhh. Don't give them any ideas.

[usmcobra]

Do we need A new Bionic woman?

Absolutely! The warranty expired on the first one years ago.

[Duke Nukum]

Well, if she’s hot, who could argue? I thought the first show was kind of stupid but I watched ‘cause of Lindsey whats-her-name. They should have given a show to the redhead with Bigfoot. That would have been good.

[JRios1968]

The real question is, will the Bionic Woman be guilty or not guilty?

[teenyelliott]

Why do we need a NEW Bionic Woman?

Because I am busy. I can't do everything, you know. : )

[EveningStar]

Both the old and the new are guilty.

[EveningStar]

Where have you been?

toetappyguy

:)

[JRios1968]

Ahem, they are NOT guilty.

[EveningStar]

Oh.

[JRios1968]

toetappity

[agent_delta]

Because I am busy. I can't do everything, you know. : )

Let the Tards help.

Bigsmoochiepoo

[JRios1968]

Bionic, not Elebenty-Foot Tall Pleasant Caucasian...

[EveningStar]

v8

[JRios1968]

the eye...

[teenyelliott]

crycry

[teenyelliott]

Didn’t I tell you? Bionic is one of my new diagnosisisis.

[agent_delta]

Come play in the clubhouse sometime.

[agent_delta]

vulture

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[teenyelliott]

I could bore you with the list, but suffice it to say I need several more of me. And it would be nice if at least a few of them were healthy. snottysarcasticsmileyguy

[JRios1968]

So, now you’re Elebenty Foot Tall Bionic Pleasant Caucasian Woman? Say it 3 times fast!

[agent_delta]

You need to take antio-bionics.

rimshot

[teenyelliott]

Well, if she’s hot, who could argue?

But what if she had a tattoo? ; )

[JRios1968]

...suffice it to say I need several more of me. And it would be nice if at least a few of them were healthy...

I am sure Mr Teeny agrees...

[JRios1968]

vulture

eye

film

[agent_delta]

But, if she had a tattoo, what would it look like when she’s 85 years old.

titter

[Clemenza]

Well, I was a fan of the films of Jamie Summers back in the 1980s...

[agent_delta]

Still, I am anybody.

[teenyelliott]

dood, i wish. apparently i don't vacuum enough, and sometimes i even leave clothes in the dryer. i think those are grounds for divorce. SORRY I HAVE BEEN BUSY PRESSURE WASHING AND STAINING AND PAINTING AND PUTTING FURNITURE TOGETHER AND CLEANING OUT THE GARAGE SO IT CAN BE RE-SHEETROCKED BECAUSE THE ROOFER FELL THROUGH THE GODDANGED ROTTED GARAGE ROOF, REPLACING FAUCETS AND LIGHT FIXTURES AND FEEDING BRATS AND ADMINISTERING MEDICATION TO GOD KNOWS HOW MANY BEINGS AND LANDSCAPING AND GENERALLY INCREASING THE VALUE OF THE BIGGEST INVESTMENT OF OUR LIVES , OH, AND GOING TO A MILLION #%#w%$^#ING DOCTOR'SS APPOINTMENTS, WHILE SOME IDIOT GOES OFF AND BUYS A GODDANGED MERCEDES AND PLAYS GOLF AND POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pukesmileyguyflippyoffsmileyguy too

where the hail is that martini graphic when you need it

i think i might be entering the first stages of the blackness that is steve sighh

[teenyelliott]

titter

[teenyelliott]

rimshot

that always sounds dirty to mee whistle smiley

[teenyelliott]

teenylaugh

[agent_delta]

blinkblink

I saved you a bigmartini

[Old_Mil]

Because remakes of 70s shows are in after Battlestar Galactica was a success?

Next thing you known, they’ll redo Hogans Heroes and set it in Abu Graib.

[teenyelliott]

let's blow this popsicle stand

i need the hard stuff

bye everyone

see you on the dark side of the moon

[JRios1968]

[EveningStar]

You’re right on the first count and probably right on the second count.

[04-Bravo]

I have a confession to make: I used to watch “My Mother the Car” and “Camp Runamuck.”

[SIDENET]

Next thing you known, they’ll redo Hogans Heroes and set it in Abu Graib.

"Mohammed's Heroes"?

"MOHAAAAAAMMMED!!!"

[BenLurkin]

Already been done:

[rattrap]

Are you new here?

[Sam's Army]

Match Game ‘75: The movie!

[Spruce]

I see Lindsay Wagner selling air beds lately. She still looks GREAT! She’s aging like a fine wine. And does not appear to have any bondo, or after-market parts.

[Duke Nukum]

Yes, but one presumes if she has bionic limbs that she’s already been mutilated. Further, one also presumes that the very expensive mechanical arms and legs will already have tattoos of serial numbers and stuff. And even further, one presumes she will be a fictional character like Nicki Brand. So, like, I can completely compartmentalize that.

Also, like if Harry Dresden got a tattoo, you know it would be something that gave him some sort of magical powers to fight the bad guys, so, even though he’s fictional, in that case it wouldn’t be self-mutilation if he were real because there would be a point to it.

[FlatLandBeer]

Bring back the Westerns!!!!!
Anyone remember Buffalo Bill jr.?
Roy Rodgers, Lawman, Rifleman, Rin Tin Tin.