Man mistakes straw bale for stricken woman, gives it CPR

Island Packet ^

[SmoothTalker]

"A Hilton Head Island man confused bales of pine straw with a dead woman, and tried to resuscitate them early Tuesday morning, according to a sheriff's report.

The 39-year-old called deputies to the parking lot of Hilton Head Cabanas, 32 South Forest Beach Drive, at 1:49 a.m., saying he had just tried to perform CPR on a dead woman, according to the sheriff's report."

"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."

" Deputies think the man had been drinking. The report says he thought Tuesday was Halloween and he had two empty bottles of bourbon inside his home."

[AmericaUnited]

I guess the guy would be hot for this one...

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“All the bales of pine straw look pretty at closing time”

[upchuck]

Embarrassed that we live in SC ping :)

South Carolina Ping

Add me to the list. / Remove me from the list.

[tlb]

I hope he had friends to go his bale

[irishtenor]

Brilliant deduction Dr. Watson.

[Moose4]

“It’sh Halloween! I’m jusht helping out thish shcarecrow! *hic* Man, thish ish the hottest damn Halloween, ain’t it?”

}:-)4

[ken5050]

yeah..roll them both on a magnet and look for the baling wire..

[HOTTIEBOY]

[Thrownatbirth]

Embarrassed that we live in SC ping :)

Embarrassed that I cut through this guy's parking lot on my way to the beach.

BTW, that pine straw is pretty gnarly in the daylight. He could do better.

[smug]

I think this guy may have been posting to me on another thread.

[cyberaxe]

Do you see the difference? even drunk, the difference is quite noticeable.

.....since we got our new bailer.....

.....we've bailed some awful perty bails.....

.....but even after way too many drinks.....

.....they ain't THAT perty.....lol

[thulldud]

Did this guy go out to sea and stay too long?

[Slings and Arrows]

Deputies think the man had been drinking.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[blau993]

Actually a bale of pine straw might be an improvement over some of the women to whom he’s tried to give CPR after a long night in the bar.

[GreenLanternCorps]

Was the straw singing this? “If I only had a brain!”

[Between the Lines]

I hate it when that happens.

[Between the Lines]

Embarrassed that we live in SC ping :)

Why be embarrassed? Chances are he's a tourist. And besides it shows that we have some of the prettiest pine straw around.

Visit South Carolina - Even our pine straw is beautiful.

[Law is not justice but process]

Hey, he had more compassion for that hay bale than Teddy had for mary Jo!

[upchuck]

“Visit South Carolina - Even our pine straw is beautiful.”

Yeah, that’s the ticket :)

[Liberty Valance]

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Oh what a night ...