"Deputies think the man had been drinking."
You don't say.
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To: SmoothTalker
I’m sure he was sober. Happens to me all the time.
2 posted on
06/27/2007 6:00:35 AM PDT by
Thane_Banquo
("Give a man a fish, make him a Democrat. Teach a man to fish, make him a Republican.")
To: SmoothTalker
Perhaps a little too much canabis in the cabanas.
3 posted on
06/27/2007 6:02:04 AM PDT by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: SmoothTalker
To: SmoothTalker
Don’t judge him too harshly.
I also start drinking heavily this time of year...
...after all the in-laws will be coming over in three weeks for Thanksgiving.
6 posted on
06/27/2007 6:03:59 AM PDT by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently now my party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: SmoothTalker
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."
As long as it was pine straw, I'm okay with it. Any other kind of straw would have been depraved.
To: SmoothTalker
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."So the CPR worked I take it?
8 posted on
06/27/2007 6:04:49 AM PDT by
uptoolate
(How can a Holy, Righteous, and Just God NOT kill me for what I said, thought and did yesterday)
To: SmoothTalker
What was Teddy Kennedy doing that far south?
9 posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:09 AM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
(Fred Thompson/John Bolton 2008)
To: SmoothTalker
I can see how he’d do this. I had a neighbor, named sue, who had log kinda blonde hair that looked like hay. We called her hay-head. She also looked like a wittch, and wasn’t very pleasant or smart, so I’d never try to rescussitate her, but some guy with 2 bottles of bourbon down the hatch may.
To: SmoothTalker
So the guy had a couple of bottles of bourbon and mixed up his days a bit, and tried to resuscitate some straw. The point is that he thought he was saving a life and that’s commendable.
Most people pass out long before they start skipping months and mistaking hay for people.
11 posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:32 AM PDT by
Jaysun
(It's like people who hate corn bread and hate anchovies, but love cornchovie bread.)
To: SmoothTalker
12 posted on
06/27/2007 6:06:33 AM PDT by
b4its2late
(Liberalism is a mental disorder.)
To: SmoothTalker
14 posted on
06/27/2007 6:07:31 AM PDT by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: SmoothTalker
this guy needs some addition education:
This is a bale of straw.
and this is a woman.
Do you see the difference?
even drunk, the difference is quite noticeable.
17 posted on
06/27/2007 6:08:19 AM PDT by
From One - Many
(Trust the Old Media At Your Own Risk)
To: upchuck
18 posted on
06/27/2007 6:12:12 AM PDT by
SC Swamp Fox
(Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword: folding)
To: SmoothTalker; Slings and Arrows
"They arrived to find him talking to a large bale of pine straw."
If she was dead what could he possibly have been saying to her
19 posted on
06/27/2007 6:17:35 AM PDT by
grjr21
To: SmoothTalker
20 posted on
06/27/2007 6:17:57 AM PDT by
badpacifist
(I'm touching the portal of infinite knowledge right now!)
To: SmoothTalker
I guess the guy would be hot for this one...
To: SmoothTalker
“All the bales of pine straw look pretty at closing time”
22 posted on
06/27/2007 6:24:43 AM PDT by
PBRSTREETGANG
(Apparently now my party considers me an "ugly nativist".)
To: SmoothTalker; 2A Patriot; 2nd amendment mama; 4everontheRight; 77Jimmy; Abbeville Conservative; ...
23 posted on
06/27/2007 6:25:16 AM PDT by
upchuck
(If you don't have borders, you won't have a nation ~ Mark Steyn)
To: SmoothTalker
I hope he had friends to go his bale
24 posted on
06/27/2007 6:26:26 AM PDT by
tlb
To: SmoothTalker
Brilliant deduction Dr. Watson.
25 posted on
06/27/2007 6:26:52 AM PDT by
irishtenor
(There is no "I" in team, but there are two in IDIOT.)
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