Posted on 07/13/2007 4:13:47 PM PDT by doug from upland
Woman finds intruder on her toilet
July 13, 2007 - 10:40PM
An elderly American woman who stepped out to buy a newspaper returned home to find an intruder had made himself comfortable - on her toilet.
The man apparently cut a screen and unlocked a door after the woman, in her 80s, went out, police said. She had noticed the man outside when she went out, they said.
On her return, she noticed the bathroom door was closed.
When she opened the door, she saw him perched on the toilet.
"How long are you going to be?" she asked. When the man responded in Spanish, which she does not understand, she told him she was calling police.
The intruder, described as a Hispanic male in his late 20s, then left quickly.
Police were investigating, The Free Lance-Star newspaper reported.
Just doing the sh*tty jobs Americans won’t do.
Toilet at Home Depot closed?
If you got to go, you got to go, come what may.
What? No space in the Wal Mart parking lot?
He was a skinny little $hit...He came all the way from mehico through the plumbing...
I don’t care who you are … that’s funny!!! LOL!
That would be my first reaction seeing a stranger using my terlet.
Just taking the dumps that Americans won’t.
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