Driver Tells Police She's Drunk With T-Shirt [picture]

local10 ^ | August 3, 2007

[BenLurkin]

Mug Shot: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0801071drunk3.jpg

[Caramelgal]

Voice over:

Tee shirt with a catchy slogan - $10.00
Bottle of cheap whiskey - $8.00
A tank of gas - $20.00
Bail set for your second DUI in 4 months - $750.
The cost of a good lawyer and a 30 day rehab – Priceless!

For all the things money can’t buy....

...for no money at all, AA has got a seat, a cup of hot coffee and some tough love just waiting for ya honey!

She might want to reconsider her options.

[MotleyGirl70]

Yeah, already posted.

[MotleyGirl70]

So the executive administrative assistant had one too many at the company picnic.

I guess she missed out on the company volley ball tournament and free spa raffle.

[stainlessbanner]

Dang - I searched 2x, too...ah well

[3D-JOY]

Can’t believe you have hit this so well! Only the OHIO reference seems forced.

I enjoyed the read and welcome your guess as to where I live.?? I can not decide about you either!

[Tribune7]

I gotta confess I didn’t write it, but I know the area :-)