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Roseanne Barr 'sex tape' is missing ($25,000 reward for return)
Monsters and Critics ^ | 8/8/07 | Stone Martindale

Posted on 08/11/2007 11:56:58 AM PDT by LdSentinal

Comic and actor Roseanne Barr has offered a reward to anyone that can return a sex tape of her that has gone "missing."

Barr has fired an intern who she alleges stole the tape while working for her on her MySpace page.

Barr says on her website: "One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.

"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."

She has also claimed that the intern posted offensive messages on the social networking site and apologised, stating: "I write only at RoseanneWorld.com I apologise to all on MySpace who received the offensive bulletins. The matter has been handled."


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: barfalert; barr; elephant; nopicsplease; notparishilton; syrupofipecac; tape; vomitous
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1 posted on 08/11/2007 11:57:02 AM PDT by LdSentinal
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To: LdSentinal

Who do I send the $25,000 dollars to!!!


2 posted on 08/11/2007 11:58:28 AM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: LdSentinal

Now this is just a scary thought. The terrorism level has just been raised.


3 posted on 08/11/2007 11:58:42 AM PDT by Jemian (PAM of JT ~~ Freedom is never given. It is won.)
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To: LdSentinal

A Roseanne Barr sex tape? Ewww....


4 posted on 08/11/2007 11:59:22 AM PDT by csvset
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To: LdSentinal
I believe this tape would fall into the category of “weapons of mass revulsion”.
5 posted on 08/11/2007 11:59:25 AM PDT by Mr. Jazzy (Very Proud Dad of LCpl Smoothguy242 USMC of 1/3 Marines, now fighting for freedom, on duty in Iraq.)
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To: ontap

You think it’s really worth that much?


6 posted on 08/11/2007 11:59:25 AM PDT by 353FMG (Take me seriously at your own peril.)
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To: LdSentinal

The undying gratitude of billions to anyone who destroys the tape and prevents the rest of the world from seeing it


7 posted on 08/11/2007 11:59:27 AM PDT by Military family member (GO Colts!!)
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To: LdSentinal
"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."

Speechless.

8 posted on 08/11/2007 12:00:59 PM PDT by SolidWood
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To: 353FMG

No I mean to get it back to her before some fool puts it on the net! Oh the Humanity!!!!


9 posted on 08/11/2007 12:01:12 PM PDT by ontap (Just another backstabbing conservative)
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To: LdSentinal

What’a pig...


10 posted on 08/11/2007 12:02:53 PM PDT by johnny7 ("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
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To: LdSentinal

Yuck! Do I smell a publicity stunt copied from the disgusting Paris and Pamela A. stunts?


11 posted on 08/11/2007 12:05:33 PM PDT by apocalypto
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To: ontap

12 posted on 08/11/2007 12:05:58 PM PDT by thecabal
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To: LdSentinal

I hope this is a stunt. :(


13 posted on 08/11/2007 12:08:32 PM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: LdSentinal

did the tape have a name like..

When Behemoths Collide?

Nope, not in my film library.

and you could pay me 250K and I still ain’t interested.


14 posted on 08/11/2007 12:19:17 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Welcome to FR. The Virtual Boot Camp for 'infidels' in waiting)
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To: csvset

It will be easy to identify the culprit. He will have gouged his own eyes out.


15 posted on 08/11/2007 12:21:33 PM PDT by Emmett McCarthy
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To: LdSentinal

She’s only paying $25,000 to people to watch it?


16 posted on 08/11/2007 12:23:26 PM PDT by x
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To: csvset
A Roseanne Barr sex tape? Ewww....

I think that's ewe... or maybe mooooo.
17 posted on 08/11/2007 12:23:48 PM PDT by farmer18th
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To: LdSentinal

spare us the link please


18 posted on 08/11/2007 12:24:08 PM PDT by vigilante2 (Thank You Troops)
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To: LdSentinal

The person with the tape is probably willing to pay $25,000 for Rosie to take it back.


19 posted on 08/11/2007 12:35:50 PM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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To: LdSentinal

Well, $25K is probably less than she paid the schlub who had sex with her...

Although from what I’ve seen, some men have no self-esteem at all.


20 posted on 08/11/2007 12:36:05 PM PDT by 43north (I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
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To: LdSentinal

Egad - a Rosie sex tape running around loose? What if al-Qaeda got hold of it?


21 posted on 08/11/2007 12:37:47 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: LdSentinal
The only thing I can think of is....

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Mark

22 posted on 08/11/2007 12:42:46 PM PDT by MarkL (Listen, Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government)
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To: LdSentinal
Anyone look on YouTube yet?
23 posted on 08/11/2007 12:44:52 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: LdSentinal
I got a name for distribution:

"Roseanne's Lather & Lace "

24 posted on 08/11/2007 1:23:05 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: LdSentinal

“A Night in the Barr”


25 posted on 08/11/2007 2:47:23 PM PDT by Disciplinemisanthropy (...and that, friends, is what grinds my gears.)
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To: LdSentinal

Must be a joke.


26 posted on 08/11/2007 2:53:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Eaker; sit-rep; Larry Lucido; Tijeras_Slim

Ok... I KNOW one of you guys has that tape running 24/7......fess up ! I need the reward money !


27 posted on 08/11/2007 2:56:15 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: All

Sick..


28 posted on 08/11/2007 2:56:33 PM PDT by KevinDavis (Mitt Romney 08)
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To: Squantos

I need a few minutes to gouge out my mind’s eye.


29 posted on 08/11/2007 3:04:06 PM PDT by Eaker (If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Just damn! lol


30 posted on 08/11/2007 3:06:10 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: LdSentinal

Shall we post a $100,000 reward for the perp to burn it?


31 posted on 08/11/2007 3:06:16 PM PDT by Publius6961 (MSM: Israelis are killed by rockets; Lebanese are killed by Israelis.)
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To: Squantos; Eaker

It's on right now on the Nature Channel!

32 posted on 08/11/2007 3:07:33 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!

Rosie is on top!

I think.........


33 posted on 08/11/2007 3:10:24 PM PDT by Eaker (If illegal immigrants were so great for an economy; Mexico would be building a wall to keep them in)
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To: LdSentinal

Requires new web site...

You Tub


34 posted on 08/11/2007 3:34:50 PM PDT by G Larry (Only strict constructionists on the Supreme Court!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; Eaker

Dammit this is “series” !........:o)

Wheres the tape ?

We gotta destroy that sucker before it hit’s bitsoup.com !!!


35 posted on 08/11/2007 3:42:23 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: LdSentinal
My...God....who...would...*EVER*......
36 posted on 08/11/2007 4:04:02 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (If martyrdom is so cool,why does Osama Obama go to such great lengths to avoid it?)
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To: LdSentinal

Not to worry. If the intern watches the tape, then he will be found aimlessly wandering the streets, twitching uncontrollably and unable to keep his food down.


37 posted on 08/11/2007 4:10:38 PM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians! -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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To: LdSentinal

I think we need to help Roseanne out here. 25 thousand dollars just isnt enough to save humanity. We should pass the hat around for more.


38 posted on 08/11/2007 4:12:38 PM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians! -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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To: Billthedrill
What if al-Qaeda got hold of it?

I'd be willing to give them a few nukes in trade.

39 posted on 08/11/2007 4:14:47 PM PDT by lowbridge ("We control this House, not the parliamentarians! -Congressman Steny Hoyer (D))
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To: LdSentinal
Ok....I barfed...

A lot.

40 posted on 08/11/2007 4:17:20 PM PDT by Pistolshot (Every woman, who can, should learn to shoot, and carry a gun.)
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To: Locomotive Breath

Now, that was my first thought.


41 posted on 08/11/2007 4:20:10 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Division Soldier fighting terrorists in the Triangle of Death)
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To: pissant
"I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it - then I am willing to deal."

Got a new business venture for you pissant!

42 posted on 08/11/2007 4:25:26 PM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Yeah, but which one is Roseanne?


43 posted on 08/11/2007 4:27:23 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Division Soldier fighting terrorists in the Triangle of Death)
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To: LdSentinal

I am offering 50 thousand for proof of it’s destruction.


44 posted on 08/11/2007 4:28:25 PM PDT by word_warrior_bob (You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
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To: LdSentinal
Tom Arnold really sold his soul when he married Rosy.
45 posted on 08/11/2007 4:34:26 PM PDT by mickey finn
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
*bleep* Osama bin Laden - THIS is law enforcement priority #1!


46 posted on 08/11/2007 5:35:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Saudi Arabia is the grown-up version of an imaginary friend." --Dennis Miller)
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To: LdSentinal

Throw it back!


47 posted on 08/11/2007 5:37:05 PM PDT by P.O.E. (School's Out. Drive Safely)
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I apologise to all on MySpace who received the offensive bulletins.

That's pretty much her entire "comedy act"!

48 posted on 08/11/2007 5:38:15 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Please no pics. I am begging here. Please no pics.

The horror.

The horror.

49 posted on 08/11/2007 6:04:29 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.)
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To: Squantos; Eaker; sit-rep; Tijeras_Slim

I’m using it in my car as a theft-deterrent system.


50 posted on 08/11/2007 6:08:29 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Hunter 2008)
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