Vanity

8/31/07 | Maria S

[Maria S]

Is or is not Patrick Kennedy, son of the esteemed Senator Ted Kennedy, a homosexual? Just wondering if anyone has noticed this little situation. Also, was there ever someone named Barney Franks?

Thanks for the help.

MS

[martin_fierro]

Ah, but are you SOX Compliant?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Isn't the better question: Has there ever been a Kennedy who has remained faithful to his vow before God to remain faithful to his spouse?

Or to put is more bluntly: Is there a single Kennedy male who is not a dirtbag?

[dirtboy]

Dammit, what is this trying to get the thread back on topic nonsense? You know the rules. Once a thread goes moose/cheese, it is to remain off topic.

[CholeraJoe]

roll of toilet paper on the holder

You have a holder? I hang the Sears Roebuck catalog from a rusty nail.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Martin, even having bad socks is better than no socks at all....

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I know, I feel so guilty. Should I post a vanity asking the experts here to give me advice?

[Allegra]

Consonant-wise, I note that your screen name has not one, but two instances of the letter "L". Why is that?!? (He asked, in a sardonic and knowing tone.)

Sssshhhhhhh!! Good grief, man, this is a public forum!

You could put us all in great danger by revealing things like that!

[Allegra]

Martin, even having bad socks is better than no socks at all....

I cried because I had old socks.

Until I met a man with holes in the toes of his socks.

[dirtboy]

Should I post a vanity asking the experts here to give me advice?

Only if you put it in every conceivable sidebar and then yell at the moderators when they take it out of the sidebars.

[Dumpster Baby]

I took my Pontiac in to the dealership this morning for an oil change and a new gas cap.

I thought that was you!

[Allegra]

I took my Pontiac in to the dealership this morning for an oil change and a new gas cap.

I rode in a bomb-proof bus called a "Rhino" from the airport area to the Green Zone in the wee hours of this morning.

Your morning sounds way more fun.

[r9etb]

Is there a single Kennedy male who is not a dirtbag?

Kennedy males seem to be dirtbags whether they're single or married.

Speaking of dirtbags, the State Allergy company makes a fine line of them.

And it cannot be an accident that their address is listed as 3143 West Kennedy Blvd.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Well not everyone is lucky enough to have no toes.

[Allegra]

Allegra, you are supposed to post a vanity asking if the little stitch line on your new socks is supposed to be across the toe or beneath it.

Yes, but that requires its own thread.

I believe I need to do that in the very near future.

[r9etb]

I cried because I had old socks. Until I met a man with holes in the toes of his socks.

And then you cried from pity, because he was so stupid that he didn't know any better than to put his socks on backwards.

[dirtboy]

Kennedy males seem to be dirtbags whether they're single or married.

A Kennedy once drowned my sister...

[CholeraJoe]

A RINO? Did it have Giuliani’s picture on the side?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

I’m a vanity virgin so if I ever feel some overwhelming need to ask for advice that I should be paying professionals for, I’ll be sure to follow those guidelines. ;^)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Now that is the kind of hard hitting detailed info this site is famous for! Nicely done!

[r9etb]

A Kennedy once drowned my sister...

That would make him a mudbag.