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Drunk man gets trapped in ex's chimney.
CBS News ^
Posted on 09/20/2007 10:26:31 AM PDT by John Cena
Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.
Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.
"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.
Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.
"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.
Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."
"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.
Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.
"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.
Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.
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Looks like Santa had a little too much of that North Pole Ale.
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:26:33 AM PDT
by
John Cena
To: John Cena
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:28:20 AM PDT
by
Gabz
(Don't tell my mom I'm a lobbyist, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
To: John Cena
To: John Cena
Too bad DeWeese didn’t decide to roast some chestnuts on an open fire.
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:29:41 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: John Cena
"Awwww. C'mon DeWeese! Take me back!"
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:32:05 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
To: John Cena
Meanwhile his girlfriend said there was one positive note:
“If he is like Santa, he can’t get me pregnant -— he only comes once a year and that’s down the chimney :-)
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:32:31 AM PDT
by
TRY ONE
(NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
To: John Cena
Climbing down the chimneys Americans won’t climb down
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:32:47 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
To: John Cena
Hmmm. Did Deweese really commit an offense. Who called the fire department? What is their access to tear her house apart without permission? Who has to pay the costs of reconstruction? Inquiring minds want to know? :-)
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:32:48 AM PDT
by
Truth29
To: John Cena
"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said. Sounds like there's her problem.
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:34:21 AM PDT
by
LucyJo
To: John Cena
I just hate it when that happens, LOL!
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:36:01 AM PDT
by
alwaysconservative
(Lincoln Chaffee leaving the GOP means the average IQ of both parties goes up substantially!)
To: John Cena
"
Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles."
DeWeese must be a HOTTIE
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posted on
09/20/2007 10:45:21 AM PDT
by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: John Cena
who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conductJust like Larry Craig....
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posted on
09/20/2007 11:24:21 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: John Cena
""I've dated a lot of psychos in my life..."
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posted on
09/20/2007 1:42:22 PM PDT
by
decimon
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