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Drunk man gets trapped in ex's chimney.
CBS News ^

Posted on 09/20/2007 10:26:31 AM PDT by John Cena

Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.

Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday.

"Everyone do stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said.

Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace.

"I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter.

Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof."

"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.

Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles.

"Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled.

Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue.


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Looks like Santa had a little too much of that North Pole Ale.
1 posted on 09/20/2007 10:26:33 AM PDT by John Cena
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To: John Cena

That’s funny!!!!


2 posted on 09/20/2007 10:28:20 AM PDT by Gabz (Don't tell my mom I'm a lobbyist, she thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse)
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To: John Cena

Hold muh beer alert!


3 posted on 09/20/2007 10:29:38 AM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: John Cena

Too bad DeWeese didn’t decide to roast some chestnuts on an open fire.


4 posted on 09/20/2007 10:29:41 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
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To: John Cena
"Awwww. C'mon DeWeese! Take me back!"


5 posted on 09/20/2007 10:32:05 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agamemnon dead.)
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To: John Cena
Meanwhile his girlfriend said there was one positive note:

“If he is like Santa, he can’t get me pregnant -— he only comes once a year and that’s down the chimney :-)

6 posted on 09/20/2007 10:32:31 AM PDT by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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To: John Cena

Climbing down the chimneys Americans won’t climb down


7 posted on 09/20/2007 10:32:47 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Mr. President and Congress: This is OUR country and don't you forget it!)
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To: John Cena
Hmmm. Did Deweese really commit an offense. Who called the fire department? What is their access to tear her house apart without permission? Who has to pay the costs of reconstruction? Inquiring minds want to know? :-)
8 posted on 09/20/2007 10:32:48 AM PDT by Truth29
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To: John Cena
"I've dated a lot of psychos in my life, but nobody like that," Deweese said.

Sounds like there's her problem.

9 posted on 09/20/2007 10:34:21 AM PDT by LucyJo
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To: John Cena

I just hate it when that happens, LOL!


10 posted on 09/20/2007 10:36:01 AM PDT by alwaysconservative (Lincoln Chaffee leaving the GOP means the average IQ of both parties goes up substantially!)
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To: John Cena
"Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles."

DeWeese must be a HOTTIE

11 posted on 09/20/2007 10:45:21 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct

Just like Larry Craig....

12 posted on 09/20/2007 11:24:21 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: John Cena
""I've dated a lot of psychos in my life..."


13 posted on 09/20/2007 1:42:22 PM PDT by decimon
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