Skip to comments.THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY
Posted on 10/08/2007 6:27:50 PM PDT by melt
Did we get your attention? Good, because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and we'd like to help raise awareness for the American Cancer Society by celebrating the best breasts to ever grace the cinema screen.
So before we get to the ladies, please take some time to familiarize yourself with the American Cancer Society's mission to fight Breast Cancer and do what you can to stop Breast Cancer. Now on to The Fifty Best Breasts in Movie History...
MAE WEST: IN THE BEGINNING The woman who brought curves to the screen was Mae West, the taboo-breaking Brooklyn-born 1930s wisecracker who plied laughs while shaking her astonishing anatomy. Plenty of men wanted to come up and see her sometime, but Maes upper echelons actually helped saved lives in World War II. An inflatable life vest that created oversized flotation power was named the Mae West in honor of the stars celebrated upper torso.
JANE RUSSELL: MILLION DOLLAR MAMMARIES Thanks to Howard Hughes infantile preoccupation with bosoms, Jane Russell became a star. Hughes wildly expensive and lethally overheated PR campaign for Russells debut vehicle The Outlaw created long-running censorship wars because the marketing campaign played up Russells cleavage with too much gusto. Writer George S. Kaufman referred to the Russell promotion as A Sale of Two Titties, and all of Russells flicks included some sort of bosomy double-entendre (our favorite was for The French Line: Jane Russell in 3-D
shell knock both of your eyes out!").
(Excerpt) Read more at filmthreat.com ...
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
This thread will self destruct in....
Now they just want to be liked.
Time has not treated them well.
#17 on Deal or No Deal has me very aware.
Scarlett Johannssen in “Matchpoint” when she is in the rain in her white shirt.
Poster banned for false advertising.
Is anyone pointing out the apparent connection between abortion and breast cancer?
“Scarlett Johannssen in Matchpoint when she is in the rain in her white shirt.”
Kelly Preston in...well, pick a movie.
There is something wrong with this. Sign of the times, I guess.
On a lighter note--- the best pair in Hollywood has always been Schwarzen"knockers"...
Damnit! Fooled again!
Wait! No I wasn’t. It IS a thread about breasts! Thank you!
I happen to enjoy the short look at Jaimie Lee Curtis in “Trading Places” when she tells Louis Winthorpe that he is going to sleep on the couch...
Nothing wrong with enjoying physical beauty, is there?
It comes to a total of ... 57 breasts. < /old Steve Martin reference>
Is someone trying to steal our thunder? ;-i
The last one on the list - Jessica Rabbit
“I’m not really bad, I’m just drawn that way.”
And the response from Eddie when the weasel gets snapped by a bear trap looking for the will in Jessica’s cleavage:
“Nice booby trap!”
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