THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY

filmthreat.com ^ | 10/09/07 | Film Threat Staff

[melt]

Did we get your attention? Good, because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and we'd like to help raise awareness for the American Cancer Society by celebrating the best breasts to ever grace the cinema screen.

So before we get to the ladies, please take some time to familiarize yourself with the American Cancer Society's mission to fight Breast Cancer and do what you can to stop Breast Cancer. Now on to The Fifty Best Breasts in Movie History...

MAE WEST: IN THE BEGINNING The woman who brought curves to the screen was Mae West, the taboo-breaking Brooklyn-born 1930s wisecracker who plied laughs while shaking her astonishing anatomy. Plenty of men wanted to come up and see her sometime, but Mae’s upper echelons actually helped saved lives in World War II. An inflatable life vest that created oversized flotation power was named the Mae West in honor of the star’s celebrated upper torso.

JANE RUSSELL: MILLION DOLLAR MAMMARIES Thanks to Howard Hughes’ infantile preoccupation with bosoms, Jane Russell became a star. Hughes’ wildly expensive and lethally overheated PR campaign for Russell’s debut vehicle “The Outlaw” created long-running censorship wars because the marketing campaign played up Russell’s cleavage with too much gusto. Writer George S. Kaufman referred to the Russell promotion as “A Sale of Two Titties,” and all of Russell’s flicks included some sort of bosomy double-entendre (our favorite was for “The French Line”: Jane Russell in 3-D… she’ll knock both of your eyes out!").

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will Rogers

[weegee]

This thread will self destruct in....

[weegee]

Time was (20 years ago) when Film Threat was the only publication writing about punk rock underground filmmakers like Nick Zedd and Richard Kern. They openly mocked publications like Premiere and People.

Now they just want to be liked.

Time has not treated them well.

[NonValueAdded]

#17 on Deal or No Deal has me very aware.

[Duck Fan]

TTWWP.

[Duck Fan]

TTWWP.

[Clemenza]

Scarlett Johannssen in “Matchpoint” when she is in the rain in her white shirt.

[tdscpa]

Poster banned for false advertising.

[Smokin' Joe]

Is that 50 pairs or 25 pairs? In my experience, they usually travel in twos.

Is anyone pointing out the apparent connection between abortion and breast cancer?

crickets....

[gate2wire]

“Scarlett Johannssen in “Matchpoint” when she is in the rain in her white shirt.”

Kelly Preston in...well, pick a movie.

[melt]

I have never heard of "Film Threat". They appear to be capitalizing on breast cancer, to promote their story about big breasts in movies.

There is something wrong with this. Sign of the times, I guess.

On a lighter note--- the best pair in Hollywood has always been Schwarzen"knockers"...

[sarc]

[MaxMax]

[Captainpaintball]

Damnit! Fooled again!

[Captainpaintball]

Wait! No I wasn’t. It IS a thread about breasts! Thank you!

[llevrok]

Sophia Loren.

Period.

[rlmorel]

I happen to enjoy the short look at Jaimie Lee Curtis in “Trading Places” when she tells Louis Winthorpe that he is going to sleep on the couch...

Nothing wrong with enjoying physical beauty, is there?

[uglybiker]

It comes to a total of ... 57 breasts. < /old Steve Martin reference>

[Daffynition]

Is someone trying to steal our thunder? ;-i

[fredhead]

The last one on the list - Jessica Rabbit
“I’m not really bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

And the response from Eddie when the weasel gets snapped by a bear trap looking for the will in Jessica’s cleavage:
“Nice booby trap!”

[The SISU kid]

Not-A-Ping

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Daffynition]

Boobies indeed!

[Slings and Arrows]

Bravo! I love it when boobys shake!

[Eric Blair 2084]

[glock rocks]

Something about 50 beasts for you horror fans.

[Squantos]

So unka unka unka noises are allowed ?

[Squantos]

I work with her at the grill......

[glock rocks]

Allowed? Hell, they’re probably required.

[Squantos]

LOL.......Hope yer well !

Great gun porn I’ll ping ya too on AI’s new toys !

[Lijahsbubbe]

THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY

Real or fake? I don't know if hers are real, but Rachel Welch;s figure in this photo is gorgeous, coming from a woman's perspective, anyway.

[Slings and Arrows]

Something about 50 beasts for you horror fans.

51 if you count post #25.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

What does this have to do with conservative values???

Am I on the right web site? I thought these things were ending?

[skeptoid]

Conservatives have always been conscious of maintianing their health, and this story by filmthreat.com is assisting the American Cancer Society to promote National Breast Cancer Awareness Month (see the link at the bottom of page four.

Since none of the film clips will play on my 'puter, I was not titilated at all, though I enjoyed the clever captions.

[Pro-Bush]

Lighten up!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I am simply pointing out a fact. With the recent bannings of some people, it has been made clear that the site if for political and conservative discussions.

Hollywood nor breasts fit either category.

I am conforming to the rules. So should others....

[DungeonMaster]

I’ll be visiting this thread a lot today.