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THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY
filmthreat.com ^ | 10/09/07 | Film Threat Staff

Posted on 10/08/2007 6:27:50 PM PDT by melt

Did we get your attention? Good, because October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and we'd like to help raise awareness for the American Cancer Society by celebrating the best breasts to ever grace the cinema screen.

So before we get to the ladies, please take some time to familiarize yourself with the American Cancer Society's mission to fight Breast Cancer and do what you can to stop Breast Cancer. Now on to The Fifty Best Breasts in Movie History...

MAE WEST: IN THE BEGINNING The woman who brought curves to the screen was Mae West, the taboo-breaking Brooklyn-born 1930s wisecracker who plied laughs while shaking her astonishing anatomy. Plenty of men wanted to come up and see her sometime, but Mae’s upper echelons actually helped saved lives in World War II. An inflatable life vest that created oversized flotation power was named the Mae West in honor of the star’s celebrated upper torso.

JANE RUSSELL: MILLION DOLLAR MAMMARIES Thanks to Howard Hughes’ infantile preoccupation with bosoms, Jane Russell became a star. Hughes’ wildly expensive and lethally overheated PR campaign for Russell’s debut vehicle “The Outlaw” created long-running censorship wars because the marketing campaign played up Russell’s cleavage with too much gusto. Writer George S. Kaufman referred to the Russell promotion as “A Sale of Two Titties,” and all of Russell’s flicks included some sort of bosomy double-entendre (our favorite was for “The French Line”: Jane Russell in 3-D… she’ll knock both of your eyes out!").

(Excerpt) Read more at filmthreat.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: actresses; breasts; movies

1 posted on 10/08/2007 6:27:50 PM PDT by melt
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To: melt

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will Rogers


2 posted on 10/08/2007 6:30:59 PM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto)
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To: melt

This thread will self destruct in....


3 posted on 10/08/2007 6:36:48 PM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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To: melt
Time was (20 years ago) when Film Threat was the only publication writing about punk rock underground filmmakers like Nick Zedd and Richard Kern. They openly mocked publications like Premiere and People.

Now they just want to be liked.

Time has not treated them well.

4 posted on 10/08/2007 6:39:06 PM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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To: melt

#17 on Deal or No Deal has me very aware.


5 posted on 10/08/2007 7:19:47 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (Fred Dalton Thompson for President)
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To: melt

TTWWP.


6 posted on 10/08/2007 7:29:55 PM PDT by Duck Fan
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To: melt

TTWWP.


7 posted on 10/08/2007 7:29:56 PM PDT by Duck Fan
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To: melt

Scarlett Johannssen in “Matchpoint” when she is in the rain in her white shirt.


8 posted on 10/08/2007 7:31:35 PM PDT by Clemenza (Rudy Giuliani, like Pesto and Seattle, belongs in the scrap heap of '90s Culture)
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To: melt

Poster banned for false advertising.


9 posted on 10/08/2007 8:12:00 PM PDT by tdscpa
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To: melt
Is that 50 pairs or 25 pairs? In my experience, they usually travel in twos.

Is anyone pointing out the apparent connection between abortion and breast cancer?


crickets....

10 posted on 10/08/2007 8:14:40 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Clemenza

“Scarlett Johannssen in “Matchpoint” when she is in the rain in her white shirt.”

Kelly Preston in...well, pick a movie.


11 posted on 10/08/2007 9:10:27 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: weegee
I have never heard of "Film Threat". They appear to be capitalizing on breast cancer, to promote their story about big breasts in movies.

There is something wrong with this. Sign of the times, I guess.

On a lighter note--- the best pair in Hollywood has always been Schwarzen"knockers"...

[sarc]

12 posted on 10/08/2007 11:04:45 PM PDT by melt (Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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To: melt

13 posted on 10/08/2007 11:07:19 PM PDT by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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To: melt

Damnit! Fooled again!


14 posted on 10/08/2007 11:11:55 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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To: Captainpaintball

Wait! No I wasn’t. It IS a thread about breasts! Thank you!


15 posted on 10/08/2007 11:29:59 PM PDT by Captainpaintball
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To: HuntsvilleTxVeteran
Sophia Loren.

Period.

16 posted on 10/08/2007 11:45:19 PM PDT by llevrok (Born a ham and never cured.)
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To: melt

I happen to enjoy the short look at Jaimie Lee Curtis in “Trading Places” when she tells Louis Winthorpe that he is going to sleep on the couch...

Nothing wrong with enjoying physical beauty, is there?


17 posted on 10/08/2007 11:51:31 PM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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To: Smokin' Joe

It comes to a total of ... 57 breasts. < /old Steve Martin reference>


18 posted on 10/08/2007 11:59:45 PM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a luxuriant cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)
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To: DCPatriot

Is someone trying to steal our thunder? ;-i


19 posted on 10/09/2007 2:34:55 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: melt

The last one on the list - Jessica Rabbit
“I’m not really bad, I’m just drawn that way.”

And the response from Eddie when the weasel gets snapped by a bear trap looking for the will in Jessica’s cleavage:
“Nice booby trap!”


20 posted on 10/09/2007 4:23:05 AM PDT by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more Rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not-A-Ping


21 posted on 10/09/2007 2:24:55 PM PDT by The SISU kid (Imagination saved us from extinction)
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To: The SISU kid; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...



22 posted on 10/09/2007 4:50:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Boobies indeed!


23 posted on 10/09/2007 5:20:02 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: Daffynition

Bravo! I love it when boobys shake!


24 posted on 10/09/2007 5:22:30 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
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To: Slings and Arrows

25 posted on 10/09/2007 5:52:06 PM PDT by Eric Blair 2084 (Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms shouldn't be a federal agency...it should be a convenience store.)
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To: B4Ranch; Squantos; Pete-R-Bilt; Eaker

Something about 50 beasts for you horror fans.


26 posted on 10/09/2007 6:48:36 PM PDT by glock rocks (Shoot fast. Shoot straight. Shoot safe. Practice. Carry.)
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To: glock rocks

So unka unka unka noises are allowed ?


27 posted on 10/09/2007 6:55:00 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: MaxMax

I work with her at the grill......


28 posted on 10/09/2007 6:57:07 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: Squantos

Allowed? Hell, they’re probably required.


29 posted on 10/09/2007 7:13:34 PM PDT by glock rocks (Shoot fast. Shoot straight. Shoot safe. Practice. Carry.)
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To: glock rocks

LOL.......Hope yer well !

Great gun porn I’ll ping ya too on AI’s new toys !


30 posted on 10/09/2007 7:19:45 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: melt
THE FIFTY BEST BREASTS IN MOVIE HISTORY

Real or fake? I don't know if hers are real, but Rachel Welch;s figure in this photo is gorgeous, coming from a woman's perspective, anyway.


31 posted on 10/09/2007 7:22:59 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe (I get enough exercise just pushing my luck)
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To: glock rocks; Eric Blair 2084
Something about 50 beasts for you horror fans.

51 if you count post #25.

32 posted on 10/09/2007 9:28:00 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
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To: najida; Jim Robinson
What does this have to do with conservative values???

Am I on the right web site? I thought these things were ending?

33 posted on 10/10/2007 7:25:40 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.../ Get well Soon John Force!!!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Conservatives have always been conscious of maintianing their health, and this story by filmthreat.com is assisting the American Cancer Society to promote National Breast Cancer Awareness Month (see the link at the bottom of page four.

Since none of the film clips will play on my 'puter, I was not titilated at all, though I enjoyed the clever captions.

34 posted on 10/11/2007 11:01:54 PM PDT by skeptoid (U.E., A.A., MBS with Clusters)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Lighten up!


35 posted on 10/11/2007 11:08:51 PM PDT by Pro-Bush (Thread killer)
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To: Pro-Bush
I am simply pointing out a fact. With the recent bannings of some people, it has been made clear that the site if for political and conservative discussions.

Hollywood nor breasts fit either category.

I am conforming to the rules. So should others....

36 posted on 10/12/2007 6:19:06 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (RIP Eric Medlen. You will be missed.../ Get well Soon John Force!!!)
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To: melt

I’ll be visiting this thread a lot today.


37 posted on 10/12/2007 6:22:41 AM PDT by DungeonMaster (John 2:4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee?)
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