Accused dentist claims breast rubs appropriate

The Associated Press ^ | 10-16-2007 | The Associated Press

[Westlander]

WOODLAND, Calif. - A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem.

Police say Anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or TMJ, which causes neck and head pain.

[Westlander]

I'll decline saying what my female orthopaedic dr. rubs for my bad knee.

[rockabyebaby]

This is old news, this has been posted several times over the last couple of days,,,,,,,,I like the part about the 31 y/o who went back SIX TIMES.....unbelievable!

[Clint N. Suhks]

I’ll keep a breast of the situation.

[Jeff Head]

Well, if he tried such a procedure on my wife or daughter, he would then find that a stiff uppercut to the jaw...or two or three or four...were appropriate treatment in response and in kind.

[farmer18th]

I see John Lovett playing the part. “Yeah, that’s it, breast rubs..”

[rlmorel]

What say you?

[Joe 6-pack]

I can only guess what this guy would have done if one of the ladies went in there and asked if he could fill a cavity.

[KingofZion]

I have TMJ and I’m sure I would feel better if my dentist would allow me to massage her ...

More new age medicine from California?

[TKDietz]

“A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases.” -—Like when the patients are really hot.

[ElkGroveDan]

When I was about 16 my barber hired this 20 something assistant. The things she would do to me with her leg as she reached for the top I just can’t say here. I never understood why she didn't just lower the chair.

[stephenjohnbanker]

PING!

[daviscupper]

And each time she kept wearing tighter and tighter blouses but somehow he still was able to rub what he wanted. Crazy.

I think she is going to be deemed a hostile witness for the prosecution immediately after the trial starts.

[rockabyebaby]

I think she should be deemed an IDIOT, period! I think she must have liked what was happening, she kept going back,,,,was this IDIOT a blonde?

[evets]

I've got some 'head and neck' pain...

[jazusamo]

He must have rubbed one of his patients the wrong way.

[EyeGuy]

“Accused dentist claims breast rubs appropriate”

Nonsense.

However, this maneuver is a little known, highly effective supplement to the EYE examinations of young females.

[Sig Sauer P220]

Better than an insanity plea.

[wideminded]

I think she is going to be deemed a hostile witness for the prosecution immediately after the trial starts.

Yes, it would greatly help the defense if htis woman's testimony causes the jury to laugh.

On the other hand, maybe she kept going back because breast rubs really do help cure TMJ.

[rockabyebaby]

On the other hand, maybe she kept going back because breast rubs really do help cure TMJ.

If it helped then why did she complain? Me thinks she's an IDIOT plain and simple.........

[JLS]

The way I see it is he might have a defense if he can bring in a similar number of males he rubbed the pecks of for TMJ. Of course he might just be a switch hitter too.

[avacado]

My doctor always gives me a 15 minute cajones check when I go in for my flu shot...

[ex-snook]

Wonder if men have these jaw problems?

[Steve_Seattle]

This reminds me of an old Playboy cartoon that depicts an elderly male doctor telling his totally nude, busty female patient: “All right, Miss Saunders, now let’s have a look at that hangnail.”

[lormand]

"My doctor always gives me a 15 minute cajones check when I go in for my flu shot..."

Please, either tell the truth, or freepmail me her office address and phone number :)

[fieldmarshaldj]

You get your happy ending there ? ;-D

[colorcountry]

Ah leave the Doctor alone....he only has polygamy syndrome.

[wideminded]

If it helped then why did she complain?

If the defense can find any legitimate medical evidence that breast rubs lessen TMJ, they should ask this woman if her TMJ improved. Then the jury will draw the conclusion that she is a complainer and an idiot.

[daviscupper]

Can you give me the location of your doctor? I think I need a double check up!

[dbacks]

[I’ll decline saying what my female orthopaedic dr. rubs for my bad knee.]

Your wee-knee?

[Emmett McCarthy]

Or “How long have you had this cold?”

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

A very creative defense! Not believable, of course. If he tried it with a certain female friend of mine he would find his drill turning around up his nose and his xray machine destroying his gonads.

[Minn]

When I was about 16 my barber hired this 20 something assistant. The things she would do to me with her leg as she reached for the top I just can’t say here. I never understood why she didn't just lower the chair.

I had a similar deal with a hair dresser. She would grind her crotch on my knuckles as my hands sat on the end of the arm rest. I wasn't about to move my hands. I must have been 12. Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one, since they all did pretty much the same job on my hair.

[dbacks]

[When I was about 16 my barber hired this 20 something assistant. The things she would do to me with her leg as she reached for the top I just can’t say here. I never understood why she didn’t just lower the chair.]

About 10 years ago I was undergoing localized, intense radiation treatments for prostate cancer. The young lady that prepped me had to, of course, make me drop my pants. She did drape me with a small cloth however.

Well, one morning she was bending over me to set up the lead blocks. She had revealed a very nice cleavage and was particularly appealing that morning.

Strangely enough, and to my great embarrassment, the cloth began to rise.

Noting same, she took my unhooked belt and gave me (it) a little slap. DAMN!

[Minn]

When I was about 16 my barber hired this 20 something assistant. The things she would do to me with her leg as she reached for the top I just can’t say here. I never understood why she didn't just lower the chair.

I had a similar deal with a hair dresser. She would grind her crotch on my knuckles as my hands sat on the end of the arm rest. I wasn't about to move my hands. I must have been 12. Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one, since they all did pretty much the same job on my hair.

[Minn]

When I was about 16 my barber hired this 20 something assistant. The things she would do to me with her leg as she reached for the top I just can’t say here. I never understood why she didn't just lower the chair.

I had a similar deal with a hair dresser. She would grind her crotch on my knuckles as my hands sat on the end of the arm rest. I wasn't about to move my hands. I must have been 12. Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one, since they all did pretty much the same job on my hair.

[Minn]

No idea why that posted three times. Something to do with those “Temporarily Unavailable” pages that have been popping up lately, I suppose.

[dbacks]

[Mom wondered why I always insisted on that particular one,]

Plunk your magic twanger, froggie???? (Big John and Sparky circa 1952)

[Minn]

Strangely enough, and to my great embarrassment, the cloth began to rise.

Glad to hear that was still possible. Thought prostate cancer was usually the end of that.

[dbacks]

[Glad to hear that was still possible. Thought prostate cancer was usually the end of that.]

Not right away. But nowwww....! From sturdy oak to weaping willow in 2 years.

[colorcountry]

Mormon Brethren ping.

[Viking2002]

This dentist knows his business. You'd be amazed how many ex-girlfriends I had convinced that breast rubs were appropriate while I explored for 'cavities'.

Yes, I am a pig. >:-)

[Utah Binger]

ex Mormon Brethren ping

My teats are not big enough for that good old horny Mormon boy. You probably forgot that I was the National Dairy Judging Champion (FFA) in 1957. I know the anatomy of those lovely well-endowed critters.

[colorcountry]

I have squeezed a few teats in my day too. They were dangling from a Holstein or a Guernsey at the time however.

[Utah Binger]

Milked forty of those lovely registered Holstein maidens morning and night for about ten years. “Juice the Maidens” is the terminology.

[G Larry]

What’s the other 14 minutes for?

[G Larry]

Did you ask her, “Why are you slapping ‘him’ for the way you dress?”

[avacado]

"What’s the other 14 minutes for?"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You Dawg!!!

[theDentist]

I highly recommend them... with or without a touch of merlot.

[rlmorel]

rotflmao!