The MRSA Scam (snake oil shall protect thee not from zot)

10/18/2007 | Self

[Izzy Dunne]

the medical profession is nothing more than the practice of witchcraft and sorcery

But it pays better...

[Oberon]

This is just my healthy, humble opinion.

Please forgive me for saying so, but I don't think it's either.

[svcw]

This is just my healthy, humble opinion.

healthy - hardly

humble - not in million years

[VirginiaMom]

Gee, you must be a hoot at parties....get a grip.

[Greg F]

Superman is that you?

You gave me the giggles with that one.

[woofie]

I kill all the germs at my place with a sledge hammer...works good , I dont have no germs no more

[yankeesdoodle]

well, I'm a fan of Coast to Coast Am, so I'm not going to be too hard on this fellow, but I will point out that Paul's best friend Luke was a doctor in the Bible. That being said, to cut this poster slack, people really do overmedicate. As for MRSA, it's very real, my dad and grandmother both passed away from it after going to the hospital for unrelated problems. If you want to know the real culprit-- look no further...

[meowmeow]

I would say up your meds, but I guess that’s moot here.

[Brytani]

I’m thinking you may want to acquire an insurance plan that also covers mental health care.

Just a bit of food for thought.

[TommyDale]

Since my mother died of MRSA, you can take your post and shove it.

[woollyone]

feel better now?

Let’s try and stick to our inside voices...ok!?!

So...and...um...well, at least we know how you releave tension naturally...and without medication...so...thanks for that fine example of medical advice Doc!

:0)

[WakeUpAndVote]

Well,

I did save a bunch of money by switching the GEICO.

[rawcatslyentist]

>"I dislike socialism and overpriced medical care as much as the next guy, but dude, relax a little. Breathe in, breathe out."

A few nice slow deep breaths will do wonders.

That first hit off a cigarette isn't so much the drug rush, as it is a deep breath held and exhaled correctly! Ex smokers and current smokers try it. OK even non smokers try it, pretend you just sucked in a mouthfull of cigarette smoke, inhale deeply, hold it and exhale a little slower controlled.

Mellow.....

[RosieCotton]

I kill all the germs at my place with a sledge hammer...works good , I dont have no germs no more

Yeah, but then you've got dead, squished germs all over the place. Ewww!

[saganite]

If the only tool you have is a hammer then the solution to every problem is to hit it with a hammer! I run over em with my Hummer!

[TomServo]

You’re an idiot. This friggin’ thing damned near killed me in 2006.

It killed a friend of my family’s years ago.

Pull your head out of your ass, you moron.

[gracesdad]

“My family, friends and I do not have health insurance not because we can not afford it but because we do not need it.”

And when one of you suffers an unexpected health crisis or is even just injured in an accident (you do know that even the healthiest people in the world can be hurt in accidents, don’t you?), I’m sure you won’t be looking for help from anybody.