They call it PMS because.........

me ^ | 10-20-07

[LouAvul]

Because the label, "psycopathic paranoid schizophrenia" was already taken.

Who is this woman and what's she done with my wife?

[Ditter]

Give her a few years and this too will pass.

[clamper1797]

Because “Mad Cow disease was taken

[dighton]

As explained on SCTV by Andrea Martin and Catherine O’Hara

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

You have to be nice to your wife at all times.

I am so nice I bought an electric starter for the lawnmower.

She had trouble restarting it when I yelled for her to bring me another beer.

[LouAvul]

She liked your version of the joke more than mine. “Mad cow” is pretty appropriate, though.

[Nervous Tick]

PMS happens. Your job is to remain calm and lend a helping hand and supportive attitude to your lovely wife.

As usual, Hallmark can help.

[Eaker]

She had trouble restarting it when I yelled for her to bring me another beer.

She doesn't pack an ice chest with spare beers, sandwiches and chips before she starts the yard work?

Ironically my wife is doing the yard right now. She'll is allowed a break every hour so by my watch she should be in checking FR in about 15 minutes but with only a 5 minute break she may not have time to respond.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

LOL

[Mr. Jeeves]

Buy the book "The Power of NOW" by Eckhart Tolle and learn about the "pain body". Have her read the book, too. Understanding the concept will lessen the tensions considerably.

Coral calcium helps a lot, too. Get her the pure version at a health food store.

[TruthSetsUFree]

Do some research online regarding natural progesterone cream and Dr. John Lee’s research on this.

I promise you it will do wonders for you, her, AND your realtionship. :)

[Daffynition]

[MotleyGirl70]

What PMS Means

Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

[clamper1797]

Punish Men Severly

[Allegra]

Ironically my wife is doing the yard right now. She'll is allowed a break every hour so by my watch she should be in checking FR in about 15 minutes but with only a 5 minute break she may not have time to respond.

I wish I could be there to see her when she reads this post.

Hey, did you hear the lawnmower stop a little while ago? I think she's cleaning one of the guns now, for some reason.

And as I recall, she's a pretty darn good shot. ;-)

[TheMom]

HA Jackass! It has been 25 minutes. Looks like you need a new watch.

[Daffynition]

HAHAHA! Great list!

[Eaker]

Run fetch me one when you are done with the yard.

Nothing fancy, just remember to debit the kid’s food budget.

[TheMom]

I think she's cleaning one of the guns now

The gun is already clean.

Pre Meditated Shooting

[TheMom]

I’ll get right on that. Hold your breath while you are waiting.

[Eaker]

Um, 5 minutes has come and gone.

[TheMom]

Um, 5 minutes has come and gone.

I was about to head outside, but I gotta prove you wrong. ;-p

[Eaker]

I don’t want a foot rub, I want the yard mowed!

[LibFreeOrDie]

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If it gets -15 degress and she throws open all the windows screaming "It's so damned hot in here" Just go put on a coat or grab a blanket. If you say anything she'll turn on you in a heartbeat with pure death in her eyes directed at you. Sometimes my hubby thought I was possessed and gave me a wide berth. We women can shoot lightening from our eyes you know.

It'll pass in a couple of years. lol

[Auntie Mame]

You’re missing the real definition.

PMS = PUTTING UP WITH MEN’S SH!T

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I have a tee-shirt with that on it. There’s a picture of a cat with it’s fur standing straight up.

[Grunthor]

Newlywed?

[jwh_Denver]

PMS is nothing but foreplay up to the BIG M. That’s like going from T ball to the majors in a few months. Try to get sent down to the minors before then.

[VOA]

PMS = PUTTING UP WITH MEN’S SH!T

I had to laugh at that one.
Even if I'm a guy.
Because I've witnessed a few of my pals take their
spouses to the limit of their long-suffering good naturedness.
And then go beyond that limit.

[Daffynition]

Men can get desperate over PMS.

[JRios1968]

TaЯd ping!

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This is getting funny...

[JRios1968]

For some reason this thread reminds me of

[mylife]

Heck, my wife had CMS

Constant Menstrual Syndrome

L0L

Just kidding

[mylife]

L0L!

[Quix]

PING . . .

Sounds like another member of the club.

I wonder if the cream would help the Israeli’s.

[Larry Lucido]

[Jaysun]

I always call before coming home to do a PMS check. If she seems unstable I stop by Taco Bell or Wendy’s before I go home. Then I ease the door open and toss the bag in, much the way one would feed a lion. I wait for the bag to stop rustling then I make a mad dash for my office or the bathroom and I lock the door behind me. Enormous amounts of cheesy food seems to make them more docile.

[highimpact]

My wife gets PMS like clockwork. She’ll remind me when it’s about to start, and I usually plan on playing golf or doing something else with the guys. She admits she’s basically an emotional wreck. Apparently the cat is really annoying, but only when she’s PMSing. I know it’s time for a beer run if she yells at the cat.

[Jaysun]

Your cat is like the canary in a mineshaft.

[TChad]

Enormous amounts of cheesy food seems to make them more docile.

Yes, but it also makes them gain weight. When this occurs, it will ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT and you will have to PAY.

You really cannot win this game.

[Jaysun]

You really cannot win this game.

You're right. But I think it's only natural to try and delay the misery for as long as possible.

[MotleyGirl70]

If there are Oreo cookies and/or Edy's Oreo Cookies-N-Cream ice cream with reaching distance from me watch out! ;)

[Daffynition]

LOL ...we each have our own solutions. ;-0

[RockinRight]

ROFL...

[what_not2007]

So the marital counselor asked my husband how many days out of the month I experienced PMS.

And my husband answered: 31.

[Tatze]