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Man hit by falling dead swan[Germany]
News 24.com ^
| 16 Oct 2007
| N/A
Posted on 10/20/2007 11:33:16 AM PDT by BGHater
Marburg - A pedestrian in Germany survived unhurt when a dead swan fell onto him out of the sky, police in the central city of Marburg said on Tuesday.
The man, 21, felt something hit his back, turned around and saw the dead bird on the ground.
It had apparently been electrocuted on overhead wires from a nearby power station.
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KEYWORDS: germany; swan
God throws this stuff in to make life funny.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:33:18 AM PDT
by
BGHater
To: BGHater
God starts it off and then the internet allows us to spread it around.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:35:02 AM PDT
by
rogue yam
To: parsifal
It had apparently been electrocuted on overhead wires from a nearby power station.Sure.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:36:27 AM PDT
by
dighton
To: Issaquahking
Ok, how would a swan get electrocuted by touching a wire?
You said, and I see it every day, birds could sit on a wire unharmed.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:40:59 AM PDT
by
Shimmer
(But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. Kipling)
To: BGHater
Yes, but was it singing its swan song?
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:47:16 AM PDT
by
arderkrag
(Libertarian Nutcase (Political Compass Coordinates: 9.00, -2.62 - www.politicalcompass.org))
To: Shimmer
Even birds have Darwin award nominees... maybe it was showing off or something.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:49:42 AM PDT
by
OCC
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:50:57 AM PDT
by
Pylon
(Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
To: BGHater
I was hit by a falling dove once. Of course, I shot it.
To: BGHater
Swan? Getting hit by a falling fish, now that is news.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:54:15 AM PDT
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: BGHater
Hence the metaphor “Swan Song.”
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:54:28 AM PDT
by
Beckwith
(dhimmicrats and the liberal media have .chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
To: Shimmer
I said one wire only! I've seen a Raven cross beteen two wires at a job site...25KVA (14,000= volts, unknown Amperage factor, other than feed for an industrial park...you do the math) blew the bird apart!
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:57:52 AM PDT
by
Issaquahking
(N.H. FNC Debate "What did you do for America today?" Duncan Hunter for President!)
To: Shimmer
Ok, how would a swan get electrocuted by touching a wire? Bird on pole. Wing touches wire.
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posted on
10/20/2007 11:58:36 AM PDT
by
Doe Eyes
To: ozzymandus
No falling pellets?
I had a fish fall about 10 feet or so away. Most likely dropped by an osprey. Slight chance of bald eagle, though.
To: BGHater
This was not funny for the swan
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:00:56 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Shimmer
A raven knocked out power to the whole downtown that way. He didn’t look so good after his stunt.
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:02:17 PM PDT
by
RightWhale
(50 years later we're still sitting on the ground)
To: BGHater
I hate it when that happens.
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:02:39 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
("A person's a person no matter how small." -Dr. Seuss)
To: BGHater
How does this make international news? The internet is an amazing place.
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:05:47 PM PDT
by
Rocky
To: BGHater; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:12:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
To: Issaquahking
oh yeah. you did didn’t you. (blush)
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:20:02 PM PDT
by
Shimmer
To: BGHater
Someone should have yelled, auf deutsch
"den kopf ducken!"
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:34:30 PM PDT
by
Young Werther
(Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
To: BGHater
Swan's gone missing...
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:37:39 PM PDT
by
SquirrelKing
(Bart: "Dad! You killed zombie Flanders!" Homer: "He was a zombie?")
To: glock rocks
First squirrels and now Swans?
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:40:38 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(My weight is perfect for my height... which varies...)
To: BGHater
He’s not dead, he’s sleeping.
pinning for the fjords~
etc.
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posted on
10/20/2007 12:49:02 PM PDT
by
FMBass
("Now that I'm sober I watch a lot of news"- Garofalo from Coulter's "Treason")
To: BGHater
To: tubebender
Let’s hope it’s over before we get to the rottweilers.
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posted on
10/20/2007 1:18:13 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Shoot fast. Shoot straight. Shoot safe. Practice. Carry.)
To: FMBass
“This swan...is no more! It has CEASED to BE!”
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posted on
10/20/2007 1:21:24 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
To: woofie
This was not funny for the swanIt couldn't be, the swan was dead.
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posted on
10/20/2007 1:31:21 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: glock rocks
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posted on
10/20/2007 1:40:07 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(My weight is perfect for my height... which varies...)
To: BGHater
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posted on
10/20/2007 1:56:14 PM PDT
by
Charlespg
(Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Joe 6-pack
Never go out without the proper retriever accessory.
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posted on
10/20/2007 2:51:44 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: BGHater
“Dead swans falling from the sky.....women and minorities hardest hit.”
To: BGHater
It could have been worse ...
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posted on
10/20/2007 3:00:34 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: BGHater
What's the difference between a swan and a flamingo?
Swan has more dark meat.
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posted on
10/20/2007 3:02:05 PM PDT
by
steveo
(Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
To: BGHater; Daffynition
"A pedestrian in Germany survived unhurt when a dead swan fell onto him out of the sky, police in the central city of Marburg..." It says he was unhurt, but it sounds to me like he might have contracted a case of bird flew, or possibly Marburg virus. In either case, if he saw it coming, he should have ducked.
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posted on
10/20/2007 3:49:14 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: BGHater
The Silver Swan,
Who dying had no note?
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posted on
10/20/2007 3:53:13 PM PDT
by
Panzerlied
("We shall never surrender!")
To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt; B4Ranch
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posted on
10/20/2007 4:23:22 PM PDT
by
glock rocks
(Shoot fast. Shoot straight. Shoot safe. Practice. Carry.)
To: BGHater; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
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posted on
10/20/2007 5:03:37 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
(Unfunniest. Comic. Ever.)
To: Daffynition; glock rocks; B4Ranch; Pete-R-Bilt; SouthTexas
WoW... That looks like a rare Snowy Plover!!!
I don’t know what the bird is...
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posted on
10/20/2007 5:05:15 PM PDT
by
tubebender
(My weight is perfect for my height... which varies...)
To: tubebender
I dont know what the bird is... Um, dinner!
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posted on
10/20/2007 5:11:39 PM PDT
by
Pete-R-Bilt
( my trucks pay in taxes on average $17,000.00 a year each)
To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt
I think it’s a dead bird and then I would agree with Pete.
To: Joe 6-pack
Please, please, please someone have this on video for You Tube.....
I once saw a pheasant misjudge a wire on a poll. It caught him in the throat. He flipped around and fell straight to the ground. It was an amazing sight.
To: Joe 6-pack
You're batty ... fruit batty to be exact. ;-D
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posted on
10/21/2007 1:39:47 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
To: tubebender
Seared with a pinot noir sauce ... mmm ...mmm ... mmmmmmmmm! Deliciosso. ;-D
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posted on
10/21/2007 1:47:00 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
(The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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