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Man hit by falling dead swan[Germany]
News 24.com ^ | 16 Oct 2007 | N/A

Posted on 10/20/2007 11:33:16 AM PDT by BGHater

Marburg - A pedestrian in Germany survived unhurt when a dead swan fell onto him out of the sky, police in the central city of Marburg said on Tuesday.

The man, 21, felt something hit his back, turned around and saw the dead bird on the ground.

It had apparently been electrocuted on overhead wires from a nearby power station.


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KEYWORDS: germany; swan
God throws this stuff in to make life funny.
1 posted on 10/20/2007 11:33:18 AM PDT by BGHater
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To: BGHater

God starts it off and then the internet allows us to spread it around.


2 posted on 10/20/2007 11:35:02 AM PDT by rogue yam
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To: parsifal
It had apparently been electrocuted on overhead wires from a nearby power station.

Sure.

3 posted on 10/20/2007 11:36:27 AM PDT by dighton
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To: Issaquahking

Ok, how would a swan get electrocuted by touching a wire?
You said, and I see it every day, birds could sit on a wire unharmed.


4 posted on 10/20/2007 11:40:59 AM PDT by Shimmer (But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. Kipling)
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To: BGHater

Yes, but was it singing its swan song?


5 posted on 10/20/2007 11:47:16 AM PDT by arderkrag (Libertarian Nutcase (Political Compass Coordinates: 9.00, -2.62 - www.politicalcompass.org))
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To: Shimmer

Even birds have Darwin award nominees... maybe it was showing off or something.


6 posted on 10/20/2007 11:49:42 AM PDT by OCC
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The ultimate swan dive.


7 posted on 10/20/2007 11:50:57 AM PDT by Pylon (Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed.)
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To: BGHater

I was hit by a falling dove once. Of course, I shot it.


8 posted on 10/20/2007 11:51:24 AM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: BGHater
Swan? Getting hit by a falling fish, now that is news.
9 posted on 10/20/2007 11:54:15 AM PDT by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
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To: BGHater

Hence the metaphor “Swan Song.”


10 posted on 10/20/2007 11:54:28 AM PDT by Beckwith (dhimmicrats and the liberal media have .chosen sides -- Islamofascism)
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To: Shimmer
I said one wire only! I've seen a Raven cross beteen two wires at a job site...25KVA (14,000= volts, unknown Amperage factor, other than feed for an industrial park...you do the math) blew the bird apart!
11 posted on 10/20/2007 11:57:52 AM PDT by Issaquahking (N.H. FNC Debate "What did you do for America today?" Duncan Hunter for President!)
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To: Shimmer
Ok, how would a swan get electrocuted by touching a wire?

Bird on pole. Wing touches wire.

12 posted on 10/20/2007 11:58:36 AM PDT by Doe Eyes
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To: ozzymandus
No falling pellets?

I had a fish fall about 10 feet or so away. Most likely dropped by an osprey. Slight chance of bald eagle, though.

13 posted on 10/20/2007 12:00:24 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: BGHater

This was not funny for the swan


14 posted on 10/20/2007 12:00:56 PM PDT by woofie
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To: Shimmer

A raven knocked out power to the whole downtown that way. He didn’t look so good after his stunt.


15 posted on 10/20/2007 12:02:17 PM PDT by RightWhale (50 years later we're still sitting on the ground)
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To: BGHater

I hate it when that happens.


16 posted on 10/20/2007 12:02:39 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler ("A person's a person no matter how small." -Dr. Seuss)
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To: BGHater

How does this make international news? The internet is an amazing place.


17 posted on 10/20/2007 12:05:47 PM PDT by Rocky
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To: BGHater; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The squirrels are way ahead on points.


18 posted on 10/20/2007 12:12:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Be deranged in a consistent manner. Manson was nuts, but at least he was always on message." --dead)
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To: Issaquahking

oh yeah. you did didn’t you. (blush)


19 posted on 10/20/2007 12:20:02 PM PDT by Shimmer
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To: BGHater
Someone should have yelled, auf deutsch

"den kopf ducken!"

20 posted on 10/20/2007 12:34:30 PM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: BGHater

Swan's gone missing...
21 posted on 10/20/2007 12:37:39 PM PDT by SquirrelKing (Bart: "Dad! You killed zombie Flanders!" Homer: "He was a zombie?")
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To: glock rocks
First squirrels and now Swans?
22 posted on 10/20/2007 12:40:38 PM PDT by tubebender (My weight is perfect for my height... which varies...)
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To: BGHater

He’s not dead, he’s sleeping.

pinning for the fjords~

etc.


23 posted on 10/20/2007 12:49:02 PM PDT by FMBass ("Now that I'm sober I watch a lot of news"- Garofalo from Coulter's "Treason")
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To: BGHater

24 posted on 10/20/2007 1:08:51 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: tubebender

Let’s hope it’s over before we get to the rottweilers.


25 posted on 10/20/2007 1:18:13 PM PDT by glock rocks (Shoot fast. Shoot straight. Shoot safe. Practice. Carry.)
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To: FMBass

“This swan...is no more! It has CEASED to BE!”


26 posted on 10/20/2007 1:21:24 PM PDT by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: woofie
This was not funny for the swan

It couldn't be, the swan was dead.

27 posted on 10/20/2007 1:31:21 PM PDT by xJones
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To: glock rocks
REMEMBER THIS ONE
28 posted on 10/20/2007 1:40:07 PM PDT by tubebender (My weight is perfect for my height... which varies...)
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To: BGHater

Its a ex swan!


29 posted on 10/20/2007 1:56:14 PM PDT by Charlespg (Peace= When we trod the ruins of Mecca and Medina under our infidel boots.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Joe 6-pack
Never go out without the proper retriever accessory.


30 posted on 10/20/2007 2:51:44 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: BGHater

“Dead swans falling from the sky.....women and minorities hardest hit.”


31 posted on 10/20/2007 2:58:41 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: BGHater
It could have been worse ...


32 posted on 10/20/2007 3:00:34 PM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: BGHater
What's the difference between a swan and a flamingo?

Swan has more dark meat.

33 posted on 10/20/2007 3:02:05 PM PDT by steveo (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.)
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To: BGHater; Daffynition
"A pedestrian in Germany survived unhurt when a dead swan fell onto him out of the sky, police in the central city of Marburg..."

It says he was unhurt, but it sounds to me like he might have contracted a case of bird flew, or possibly Marburg virus. In either case, if he saw it coming, he should have ducked.

34 posted on 10/20/2007 3:49:14 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: BGHater

The Silver Swan,
Who dying had no note?


35 posted on 10/20/2007 3:53:13 PM PDT by Panzerlied ("We shall never surrender!")
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To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt; B4Ranch
Oh yeah??
36 posted on 10/20/2007 4:23:22 PM PDT by glock rocks (Shoot fast. Shoot straight. Shoot safe. Practice. Carry.)
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To: BGHater; KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

37 posted on 10/20/2007 5:03:37 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Unfunniest. Comic. Ever.)
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To: Daffynition; glock rocks; B4Ranch; Pete-R-Bilt; SouthTexas
WoW... That looks like a rare Snowy Plover!!!

I don’t know what the bird is...

38 posted on 10/20/2007 5:05:15 PM PDT by tubebender (My weight is perfect for my height... which varies...)
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To: tubebender
I don’t know what the bird is...

Um, dinner!

39 posted on 10/20/2007 5:11:39 PM PDT by Pete-R-Bilt ( my trucks pay in taxes on average $17,000.00 a year each)
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To: tubebender; Pete-R-Bilt

I think it’s a dead bird and then I would agree with Pete.


40 posted on 10/20/2007 5:28:26 PM PDT by SouthTexas
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To: Joe 6-pack

Please, please, please someone have this on video for You Tube.....

I once saw a pheasant misjudge a wire on a poll. It caught him in the throat. He flipped around and fell straight to the ground. It was an amazing sight.


41 posted on 10/20/2007 5:32:33 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Joe 6-pack
You're batty ... fruit batty to be exact. ;-D


42 posted on 10/21/2007 1:39:47 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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To: tubebender

Seared with a pinot noir sauce ... mmm ...mmm ... mmmmmmmmm! Deliciosso. ;-D


43 posted on 10/21/2007 1:47:00 AM PDT by Daffynition (The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.)
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