Man Found Half Naked With Inflatable Doll in Iowa Public Restroom

FOXNEWS.com ^ | October 26, 2007 | AP

[NRA2BFree]

A man was arrested after a government agent allegedly found him in an office building restroom lying next to an inflatable, anatomically correct doll with his pants down.

Craig S. McCullough, 47, was charged Wednesday with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.

[NRA2BFree]

What is it with these perverts and 'public' bathrooms?

No pictures.......PLEASE! LOL

[Abathar]

“Man does jail suck... Hey buddy, what are you in for?”

[9YearLurker]

As opposed to half inflated with a naked doll?

[stephenjohnbanker]

Lone Whacko Alert!!

[ozzymandus]

Mom and Dad must be sooo proud.

[Delta 21]

This guy isnt a senator or anything, is he?

[highlander_UW]

Maybe he’ll claim that he was just lying there catching his breath after blowing the thing up.

[Allegra]

Pingy-dingy

[Sub-Driver]

last name Craig?

[big'ol_freeper]

Which Demoncrat campaign staff does he work for?

[taildragger]

If he was a Democrat they would make him chairmen of a sub-committee on product safety, one dealing with toys....

[KJC1]

LOL

[cripplecreek]

Pool toy.

[seowulf]

Maybe he’ll claim that he was just lying there catching his breath after blowing the thing up.

Considering his pants were down, how exactly was he blowing that thing up?

[alloysteel]

What state of dress was the inflatable doll in, or was it just a ‘watcher’?

Some guys do this sort of thing just for the prurient thrill of ‘getting away’ with it, and not actually getting caught.

Hormones are such a distressing phenomenon. But perversions trump hormones every time.

[fso301]

It’s bad enough having to walk in a public restroom with thick waterproof boots on but to willingly lay on the floor is sick to say the least.

[mwyounce]

When reached for a response, the blow up doll had no comment, but did have a surprised look on her face.... ;-)

[LdSentinal]

[ditto h]

I hope they weren’t smoking.

[Kozak]

How did you know the doll was an anatomically correct male?

[txroadkill]

Considering his pants were down, how exactly was he blowing that thing up?

Please don't answer that question!!!

[KJC1]

Ping, because no one’s life would be complete without reading this story. LOL.

[pogo101]

Wide stance?

[MarkL]

When I saw the headline, my first reaction was to ask the question, "Which half?"

Mark

[Safetgiver]

ICE can catch ONE wierdo in bathroom, But they can’t catch 20,000,000 million assholes on the street? Are they spending too much time pissing around?

[SampleMan]

What to do with a drunken sailor? Maybe this guy has lousy friends ;-)

[NRA2BFree]

Lone Whacko Alert!!

Do you suppose he was just lonely? LOL

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“Honest officer! She fell down and I was just pumping her up!”

[NRA2BFree]

Considering his pants were down, how exactly was he blowing that thing up?

Maybe it was blowing back? LOL

[RichInOC]

How long before he claims entrapment?

[modican]

What is it with these perverts and 'public' bathrooms?

Once I walked by one of these new green public Toilets in San Francisco Dntwn (upper Market/bad area). Huge screems cam out of there, everything pointed to 2 males screwing each other in the Butt. Not a joke, I thought I was in Pulp fiction.

[IronJack]

How could he be charged with indecent exposure if he was in a bathroom??? Especially if he was in a stall with his latex lovemate? How is that being “exposed” any more than he would have been if he had been using the watercooled lounger for its intended purpose?

[LexBaird]

Yes, but was it a MALE inflatable doll?

[Lokibob]

“anatomically correct doll with his pants down.”

Did the doll have HIS pants down? That makes it even worse!!!!

....Bob

[AngelesCrestHighway]

You think he’d get a room!...the rubber doll must have been very embarrassed!

[Lady Jag]

It was his co-pilot, what's the big deal?

[BallyBill]

cCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

At least he does the honorable thing.

[Doc Savage]

Craig S. McCullough is pseudonym for Bill Clinton!

[upsdriver]

Who the heck would lie down on the floor in a public restroom? yuck! You would think even perverts would find that disgusting!

[txroadkill]

LoL

[SIDENET]

At least the doll was “anatomically correct”.

[SIDENET]

[Slings and Arrows]

Pinging the usual suspects...

[MaggieM]

Oh my stars!
Some articles on FR are like a wreck, you try not to look, but can’t help it!
This man could have avoided all this embarrassment if he’d learned not to fall asleep so quickly afterward LOL!

[NRA2BFree]

How could he be charged with indecent exposure if he was in a bathroom??? Especially if he was in a stall with his latex lovemate? How is that being “exposed” any more than he would have been if he had been using the watercooled lounger for its intended purpose?

Well, I'm not sure how big the stalls in men's bathrooms are, but I can tell you that there's not enough room in a woman's bathroom stall to lay down.

[NRA2BFree]

This man could have avoided all this embarrassment if he’d learned not to fall asleep so quickly afterward LOL!

Isn't that normal? LOL

[stephenjohnbanker]

“Do you suppose he was just lonely?”

Just Ronery..........like a Missah Kim!!

[MaggieM]

Well yes, so I have heard! LOL

[COUNTrecount]

From Article

McCullough's criminal record includes a 2004 conviction for burglarizing Just For Me bridal boutique. Shortly after the burglary, police officers found McCullough in a nearby alley, carrying a mannequin wearing a bridal dress.

At least with his blow up girlfriend he could roll her up afterward and put her in his handbag.

[sharkhawk]

last name Craig?

This is why that pervert needs to resign. This joke should have a Clinton punch line. Something like "What was Bill campaigning for Hillary?"..