[Paris] Hilton tries to help drunken elephants

AP via Yahoo ^ | 11/13/2007 | WASBIR HUSSAIN

[Squantos]

LOL......Isn’t Teddy Kennedy a Drunk Jackass vs a Drunk Elephant ?;o)

[Jaysun]

I think elephants drink so they can have sex they’ll regret.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Wow, that's really deep....

I wonder???

[Larry Lucido]

Yeah, good luck with all that, Paris. You know how many squad cars I had pancaked because the elephants kept falling over while doing the sobriety tests?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

I told you to stop trying to make them touch their foot to the end of their trunk!!!

[Larry Lucido]

After 10 cases of rice beer those water buffalo can start to look pretty good, especially at closing time.

[RSmithOpt]

Not sure, but I hear elephants never forget. Takes one to know one.

[opus86]

[sigh]...Well, I suppose there are worse causes she could support...But...Geez...Drunken elephants?

[quark]

[Squantos]

Oh gheesh.....she heard there were a bunch of drunks in India with really long ones and had to go see for herself. She was disappointed......all the beer was gone and the drunks wouldn’t give her the time of day ! She said everything went gray after that.......She woke up later and found a big red spot on her forehead and scratched it off and was even angrier when she found she didn’t win anything.......

[Hyzenthlay]

Speaking of getting drunk all the time... How about we stop making alcohol available to Paris?

[sit-rep]

lol...