Meet the man with breasts in his leg

http://www.metro.co.uk/ ^ | 12/18/2007

[lowbridge]

For a man to have a boob job is unusual enough - let alone to have the silicone implants not in the chest, but in the leg.

But Lane Jensen's figure is now looking a little more voluptuous in an odd place after one of the most unusual operations of the year.

Lane, a devotee of body art already, had a tattoo of a buxom lady on his shin.

But for some reason, he decided this was not quite expressive enough - so had silicone implanted to make the etching stand out in all the right places.

Canadian Lane, editor of a body art and tattoo magazine, even sat up to watch most of the operation carried out in Edmonton, Alberta.

Brian Decker, owner of the firm Pure Body Arts, carried out the strange surgery which lasted just 45 minutes - and left Lane feeling nothing more than "a small bruise", but delighted with his new breasts.

[kittymyrib]

That will amuse the other geezers in the nursing home some day...although it won’t look so hot when those “breasts” will be wrinkled and sagging.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

That boy is wierd!!

[digger48]

The least he could do, is shave her in the right spots

[bannie]

Yup. Nothin’ but.

[yorkie]

Weirder’n weird tattoo ping!

IMHO, this is carrying tattooing too far.

Does he think that ladies will be attracted to him because of his tattoo?

Think again, buster. Your tattoo is a MAJOR, disgusting turn-off!

[cripplecreek]

What a boob.

[Rte66]

Ankle goiters

[willgolfforfood]

Couldn’t he just use the money to feed starving children in Africa, or something?

[Theresawithanh]

He actually has a website, lanejensen.com. Looks like a pretty normal guy.

This should land Mr. Jensen on the top ten list for strangest stories of 2007.

[pcottraux]

Meet the man with breasts in his leg

No, thanks.

[pandoraou812]

Well....I have never seen this before & hope I never do! .. EWWW!

[metmom]

ping

[Slings and Arrows]

I hate plastic boobs. [Insert your own John Edwards joke here.]

[Daffynition]

There are lots of avant garde tats coming out of Canada. ;)

[Daffynition]

More tats in the news this morning ... Photo snapped of patient's tattooed genitalia during surgery .... by a Mayo Clinic doc, no less. 8-i

[Mr. Jazzy]

Ha!

He got the tat because he lost a bet?

Even funnier!

He’s the manager of a topless bar?

This guy is going to do great when he is on Jerry Springer!

The only tat better on a “gang blank” is the one that says ...

“Welcome Aboard!”

[N. Theknow]

Wow!

A breast AND leg man.

[Daffynition]

LOL

The way the article reads ...

"Dubowik runs a Phoenix topless bar, Centerfolds Cabaret, and said he'd gotten the tattoo on a $1,000 bet.

"It was the most horrible thing I ever went though in my life," Dubowik said. He said he chose Mayo Clinic for treatment because his mother had five surgeries there.

Slightly confusing ... was the tat the "most horrible thing I ever went though in my life" ... or was it the humiliation of the photo of it? Inquiring minds ....;)

[Mr. Jazzy]

The absolute worst thing was the picture ...

... If his lawyers have anything to say about it!