Megadeth's Dave Mustaine Was A Parasite Magnet

WASHINGTON (AP) ^ | 12/27/2007 | WASHINGTON (AP)

[Scythian]

Megadeth's Dave Mustaine Was A Parasite Magnet Singer had 51 parasites found in his body after tour

WASHINGTON (AP) - Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine never realized when he hit the road, how much of it he brought back with him.

Mustaine says he went to see a health practitioner who did an analysis of his body.

She told him he found 51 parasites in his body, many of which were varieties of worms.

He couldn't believe it.

He says he's sure he picked all that up staying in less-than-clean hotel rooms and other hazards of being on tour.

It doesn't stop him from freaking out that he's going to catch germs from fans.

Mustaine says he has fans cough into their hands and then shake his, or they give him hugs.

He says part of the hazard of his being so outgoing and affectionate is that he's sick a lot.

[Scythian]

I have been suffering the same thing, Morgellons, a massive parasite infection. Currenly doing Ablendazole, all crawling and biting is almost stopped, beware America, 3rd world parasites are here, and I mean big time ...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

PING!

[mnehring]

Now Morgellons are parasites? What happened to your previous articles claiming they were nano robots, alien entities, man made fibers, or some sort of government conspiracy?

[netmilsmom]

Oh this is just creepy.

People wonder why I choose to take a camper to any destination rather than staying in hotels. I worked them in college and I know what’s in them. Yuck.

[Scythian]

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America better wake up, there are only a handful of parasitiologists in America and they know nothing really. There are hundreds of thousands of us self treating with meds purchased out of the country, they work but this is spreading out of control. New families report in on our forums every day in terrible situations, heavily infected and cannot get treatment.

[PGR88]

Perhaps some less-than-clean female groupies also?

[Huck]

Weird. I have a talking Donald Trump doll that advises to "try to avoid shaking hands." I agree with the Don! He wishes we bowed instead, like the Japanese. No germ contact.

I work with kids, and I keep handy wipes around all the time. Any time they touch my hands, or I touch stuff they've touched, I discreetly clean off my hands. Hands touch the mouth, germs/disease spreads. It's not being a germaphobe if the germs really are out to get you!

For a famous person meeting lots of admirers, it's got to be tough to avoid and annoying too. People wiping their snotty noses, sneezing in their hands, then trying to touch you. Yucko.

[Krankor]

Worms are usually the result of, ahem, less than stellar sanitation habits.

[TightyRighty]

He says he's sure he picked all that up staying in less-than-clean hotel rooms and other hazards of being on tour.

He means the groupies, right?

[ravensandricks]

other hazards of being on tour

*ahem*

[ClearCase_guy]

You post that fear-mongering Morgellons stuff every month or so, right? It’s not a real disease, you know. It’s in the head, not the skin.

[djf]

I read somewhere a quarter of Americans have some kinda critters.

[reagan_fanatic]

He says he's sure he picked all that up staying in less-than-clean hotel rooms and other hazards of being on tour.

*cough cough*

[Doctor Raoul]

Hippies.

[Welsh Rabbit]

He says he's sure he picked all that up staying in less-than-clean hotel rooms and other hazards of being on tour.

If he hadn't been such a jerk he wouldn't have gotten kicked out of Metallica and he would be staying in clean luxury hotels.

[Rick.Donaldson]

OMG

What does this mean?

“I am a government spook, never email me directly, my advice to you is to go off grid now and remain there. I’m not joking.”

Government spook, my ass.

[Badeye]

(chuckle)

[reagan_fanatic]

A majority of health professionals, including most dermatologists, regard Morgellons as a manifestation of other known medical conditions, including delusional parasitosis.

[Scythian]

Unfortunately, this is no longer the case, what we have is highly contagious, you sit in the wrong chair, sleep in the wrong bed, you get it. These Micro falarial worms are in theater chairs, doctors office chairs, and just basically chairs everywhere. Doesn’t matter the quality of your health or how clean you are, the amount of new people reporting in with this is alarming, the CDC is stalling thier investigation and has been for 2+ years. You want to believe the fairy tails you’re told that only scummy or 3rd worlders get this stuff go ahead if that keeps you from freaking out, but I see the devestation this is causing, you have no idea, but you will soon ...

I’m done with this thread, laugh and make fun, go ahead

[Para-Ord.45]

Megadeth : United Abominations ( Amerikhastan )

“No rules of engagement, this enemy hides
Amongst women and children

And to beat violence, you must ignore the focus groups
You must send in the Mossad, turn of the BBC, CNN
And don’t look back
Rest assured there’ll be no more Middle Eastern crisis, hell!
There’ll be no more Middle East!

But a roaring lion is about to be on earth
Hey, Jihad Joe? Guess what? We’re coming to get you! “