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Pass the gas and don't be embarrassed
The Ottawa Sun ^ | Sat, December 29, 2007 | Staff

Posted on 12/29/2007 7:46:21 AM PST by fanfan

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To: Grizzled Bear; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Jumping Jack Flash ping!


41 posted on 12/29/2007 10:28:54 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: A knight without armor

You go to bed too early. Men in commercials are the smart ones later at night


42 posted on 12/29/2007 10:33:49 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: ErnBatavia

I have that book. It’s cute and doesn’t have an aroma.


43 posted on 12/29/2007 10:34:47 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: fanfan

44 posted on 12/29/2007 10:37:00 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: Slings and Arrows

45 posted on 12/29/2007 10:38:40 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: fanfan
...to the bottom of what might be the most contentious question in the field: Which gender emits the smelliest farts?

Puh-leaze, even a minimal amount of real-life experience gives one an answer to this question: Women - smellier, Men - louder.

46 posted on 12/29/2007 10:39:43 AM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: Lady Jag

ROFL!!!


47 posted on 12/29/2007 10:40:22 AM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: ErnBatavia; wazoo1031
So...the hand farts waz and I were doing in England last summer were really causing a lot of global warming!
48 posted on 12/29/2007 10:42:02 AM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Mr. Mojo

Unless the woman enjoys the fart. If she tries, she can be pretty loud.


49 posted on 12/29/2007 10:43:16 AM PST by Lady Jag (Fall seven times, stand up eight)
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To: fanfan
"time-honoured frat house trick of igniting a blue flame when they hold a match to an escaping fart."

Ahhhhh those good old college days.

50 posted on 12/29/2007 10:45:33 AM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: GummyIII

Happy New Year!

:)


51 posted on 12/29/2007 10:57:54 AM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: Slings and Arrows

AH...thank you !!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


52 posted on 12/29/2007 10:58:19 AM PST by Freedom2specul8 (Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
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To: fanfan
Let us never forget the immortal Blazing Saddles scene.
53 posted on 12/29/2007 11:08:05 AM PST by xJones
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To: ~Kim4VRWC's~

You’re welcome, and avoid the beans and cabbage.


54 posted on 12/29/2007 11:08:42 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Bush is destroying the solar system:The ice caps on Mars are shrinking too." --Right_Wing_Madman)
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To: A knight without armor; fanfan
And just how many wives do you know that pull the covers up before the melodious toot?       ;^)
55 posted on 12/29/2007 11:19:01 AM PST by brityank (The more I learn about the Constitution, the more I realise this Government is UNconstitutional !!)
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To: fanfan
There's a simple reason why men pass more gas than women:

Women never close their mouths long enough to build up pressure... ;-)
56 posted on 12/29/2007 11:20:03 AM PST by politicket
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TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

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57 posted on 12/29/2007 12:16:13 PM PST by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: JRios1968

What a gas.


58 posted on 12/29/2007 12:21:40 PM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

Some folks will pass, saying it stinks


59 posted on 12/29/2007 12:28:08 PM PST by JRios1968 (Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that God will. - Ben Stein)
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To: brityank

I don’t know and I’m not doing the research!


60 posted on 12/29/2007 12:39:19 PM PST by A knight without armor
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