Caption Democratic Debate Pics

[Lucky9teen]

(L-R) Democratic presidential hopefuls, Illinois Senator Barack Obama, New York Senator Hillary Clinton and former North Carolina senator John Edwards greet the audience before the start of a debate in Las Vegas. Republican White House hopeful Mitt Romney touted his business background as a balm in turbulent times as worries about the stuttering US economy moved to the foreground of the presidential contest.

[Lucky9teen]

Man....if looks could kill...

[Lucky9teen]

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What gets me is how friendly and cordial they seem to be when together, but how vindictive they are when they are not.

[boxerblues]

Move that hand away before I rip it out of its socket

[Rummyfan]

Sixteen years of this harpie is enough! C'mon American voters - send her to sidelines! And she can take her felonious husband with her!

[COUNTrecount]

Pick me, pick me. The answer is cocaine use and years spent in a madrassa."

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"Would you be kind enough to hand over the black support you've cultivated over the last 20 years. Thank you."

[traditional1]

"How many think your neighbor should pay for YOUR medical care AND pay so you can get your new Escalade, raise your hands...."

[Army Air Corps]

Then, my protologist got his flashlight an' look all up in thar an' said, "I'll be damned if I ken find yer brain."

[KodakKing]

"Whitewater?"{laughing } "I thought everyone had forgot about that. No,That was ALL Bill. I had nothing to do with that."

[reagan_fanatic]

[absolootezer0]

heil hillary!!

[Army Air Corps]

Lastly, you get yer lips up there and pucker agianst her butt an' say, "Thank you, Mrs. Clinton, fer lettin' speak on the same stage."

[5thGenTexan]

Did she call Obama for “Invading her Personal Space(tm)”?

[polymuser]

The tail's not wagging...

[Army Air Corps]

When the microphone went dead, the audience wasn't sure if Senator Clinton was describing her first meeting with Huma or Bill's first encounter with Monica.

[Army Air Corps]

Fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben.

The fans of Blazing Saddles will get that one

[jdm]

"I'm doing hand shows today!"

[Army Air Corps]

For reasons known only her, Senator Clinton began describing her first visit to "Hooters."

[jdm]

"I'm not shakin' that dirty, blackass hand of
yours until you've finished the day's spade work."

[Rome2000]

Jesus H. Christmas what a sorry bunch of freaking maniacs these 3 are.

Almost as weird as McCain, Romney, Huckabee, and Paul.

[RockinRight]

"And then, Bill put his hands on the top of Monica's head, just like this...

[RockinRight]

"My morning routine is simple. First, I shampoo my hair with Breck..."

[sticker]

Cleavon(sp?) Little is three times the man obama is, hell Madelene Kahn was twice the man barry is

[Army Air Corps]

No! You may NOT have your iPod until after the debate.

[trillabodilla]

I hate the way Mrs. Bill Clinton tries to act like she’s all popular, wouldn’t surprise me if she was waving and pointing at nobody.

I wonder if she and her husband have any real friends.

[Lucky9teen]

Maybe her and Huma have a game going on, like “Where’s Waldo?”, except for them it’s Where’s Huma?

Maybe Huma runs around the audience and Hillary has to find her...

[TexGuy]

"Man, Tim, Would you look at this booger! How the hell am I gonna get it off of my finger?"

"I mean it is very, very small but sticky as hell. Just look at it! You can barely see it."

"I just can't seem to flick it off! No matter how hard I try."

"Hillary, Look at this damn thing. Would ya help me a bit here?"

"I suggest that you just chop off your fingers ... you moron."

"Nah, Just give it good flick ... Like This!"

"You people are idiots. You're not helping a bit. Just shut-up, I got a better idea. ... Watch This!"

"I'll shake this guys hand and mash it into his sleeve. The public is soooooo stupid!"

[ShorelineMike]

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[Holicheese]

Hitlery Clinton reacts to being the recipient of a classic "stink hand".

[OESY]

"Hello, Mr. Moderator, could I sing Crying Over You?
I'll dedicate it to Huma, who has more than raw talent."

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[Holicheese]

Work Work Work Work Work, Hello boys, I am missed you!

[Army Air Corps]

That...was...hilarious.

[Army Air Corps]

The lovely Ms. Stein. Hubba, hubba.

[Holicheese]

WHY ISN"T YOUR HEAD EXPLODING???

[pogo101]

I love it when Edwards tries to act BUTCH.

Gives me chills.

/sarc

[rednesss]

Hillary, I'm not going out like Vince Foster. So forget it!

[lowbridge]

"I'se dont know nuthin bout shakin hands with dey colored folk."

So I gelded Bill like this, and I was running the White House ever since.

[mass55th]

"Do what he say or de white woman gets it!"

[cardinal4]

"First we find out if the guy were suing has insurance. Next, I pretend Im just as poor as the litigants. Lastly, I use props-channeling, gruesome pics which may or may not be related to the case. Then I make big bucks going after people who werent really liable in the first place. If I can enrich myself this way, imagine what I can do for the country!"

[lowbridge]

[garyhope]

Despite all the eye poking, slaps, head shots with hammers, noses in pliers, the 3 Stooges never really hurt anyone unlike the 3 Dhims on the left.

The 3 Stooges at least made me laugh, the 3 Dhims make me wanna cry.

[Sig Sauer P220]

And then Hillary pointed the gun at Vince Foster, like so. Before you know it, he was dead.

[MonicaG]

LOL!!! Her whole sales tactic in one excellent post.

[Lucky9teen]

Bore you to death...LOL

[They'reGone2000]

It's just sad.

[opineapple]

"I have this much experience."

"I'm a smoker, I'm a toker, I'm a midnight joker ... Man, I need my roach clip."

[Lucretia Borgia]

That was just beautiful. I hurt from laughing.

[TexGuy]

Thanks ...