20,000 Pound "Bus" To Hit Earth "Dead Pool"

January 28, 2008 | Doc Savage

[Doc Savage]

Take your best guess as to where the 20,000 spy satellite (big as a bus!) will crash to earth. Winner gets lunch with Hillary. My guess...

1. SuperBowl Halftime!

[phrogphlyer]

I’ll go with the odds and say, somewhere in the ocean.

[Red Badger]

70% chance it hits the water...........

[F15Eagle]

The “when” doesn’t worry me as much as the “where”. Of course, the possibility of getting hit is probably about 0.0001% or less, LOL.

Let’s get out the ASAT weapon and have some target practice. If the Chinese can use them let’s try one of ours. I hope they didn’t *really* retire them way back.

[F15Eagle]

LOL. Best answer so far ...

[Army Air Corps]

What is the inclination of the orbit? Sure, it is more likely to hit water, but the question is which body of water.

[NonValueAdded]

It’s going to hit some teenager named “George” on her lunch break somewhere in the Northwest,

[Army Air Corps]

I’ll wager 10 Quatloos on the Pacific Ocean.

[catpuppy]

20,000 Pound "Bus" To Hit Earth "Dead Pool"

It's going to take out the Democrat Party?

[kalee]

Most likely in an ocean, but I wish it would land on Ahmadinajad.

[Tijeras_Slim]

If it misses the water, there’s a 80% chance it hits within a mile of a Starbucks.

[Deaf Smith]

Mecca, on Presidents Day.

[webschooner]

Water ... prolly Bill Gates’ swimming pool.

[BenLurkin]

In the ocean — on a cruise ship.

[GreenAccord]

100% chance it hits a victim.

[webschooner]

Women and children, hardest hit (of course)

[Michael_Michaelangelo]

A short bus?

[MediaMole]

If Hillary were president, it would come in for a controlled landing in China.

[spacejunkie]

....and then that victim will be used by the democrats as the ‘front person’ against ALL eeevil republicans in any capacity the dems see fit.

[A_Tradition_Continues]

Mindy & Bubba Trailer Court and Bait Shop, Lot #13, Powhattan AR. St. Patrick’s Day. No injuries, mobile a total loss, however, the 1979 Trans Am on cinder blocks beats the odds and is saved.

[L,TOWM]

Great minds do think alike!

The best would be for this thing to come down right on the black meteor during haj season; so we would need it to stay up there for another 10 months or so.

[Red Badger]

This spy satellite hit my house!.........

[Dr. Thorne]

1. SuperBowl Halftime!

That will probably only happen if the Giants are winning.

[Skenderbej]

If it does hit him, it will be the most high-tech item to be found in an Arab country in recent memory!

[MrPiper]

Can’t we hire the Chinese to blast it into more space junk?/s

[N. Theknow]

20,000 Pound "Bus" To Hit Earth "Dead Pool"

The Strayed Off Express

[Pistolshot]

No developed weapons system gets ‘retired’, it just sits on the shelf until needed.

[kalee]

I remember her. lol

[Red Badger]

Yes, somebody must have thrown those bullets at her house.......

[bmwcyle]

Mr. Plum in the Library with a Satellite.

[r9etb]

What is the inclination of the orbit? Sure, it is more likely to hit water, but the question is which body of water.

Probably sun-synchronous, meaning it's at about 98 degrees.

[Leisler]

Hyannisport.

[kalee]

And it will be picked clean of all the copper and other material in it in minutes. lol According to my brother, Col US Army, everytime they want to do training where he is they have to rebuild the training sites because the locals have scavenged them so badly.

[dead]

What's that noise?

[The Great RJ]

Regardless of where it lands:

• it will be George Bush's fault
• women and minorities will be affected most
• it will aggravate global warming
• it could have been prevented if Hillary were president
• it only further shows the failure of capitalism and US imperialism

(sarcasm)

[redstateconfidential]

LMAO!

[F15Eagle]

That was my hope. It had such a nice test. September 13, 1985 if memory serves (I could be way off) but I think that’s when they shot P-78 (?) out of orbit with the ASAT fired from the F-15.

[F15Eagle]

It was Topper Harley in “Hot Shots: Part Duex”!!!

[Red Badger]

LOL!!!........

[Red Badger]

You know, I’d swear that’s the SAME woman!..........

[F15Eagle]

What if it hits inside the triad?

[Red Badger]

Huh?......

[F15Eagle]

You need to see the movie. Then you’ll understand about the bullets.

:)

[Red Badger]

I saw it, maybe 15 years ago..........When Charlie was young.........

[F15Eagle]

Remember, he shoots the AK-47 and takes down about 10-20 guys in one pass, over and over. Then his clip runs out and more bad guys are coming. So he picks up a handful of bullets and just throws them at them.

They all fall down, LOL.

[OrioleFan]

Time to send up the Space Cowboys.

[polymuser]

A Greenpeace boat.

[ThomasThomas]

Are their any passengers left on the bus? Why would they send a bus in to orbit? ... Well maybe this one.

[org.whodat]

My bet is that thing does not weigh 20,000 lbs. :^)

[Gay State Conservative]

Chappaqua....or Hyannisport.