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Have had a similar problem at my house with these things- they started trying to attack my Cocker Spaniel while she was laying in the backyard. One of my neighbors practiced the 3 "S's" - shoot, shovel, and shut-up because several of them went after his young son.
1 posted on 01/29/2008 11:06:31 AM PST by MissEdie
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To: MissEdie

They are a migratory bird. Its against the law to...well, you know.


2 posted on 01/29/2008 11:08:46 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (ENERGY CRISIS made in Washington D. C.)
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Your honor; is this court actually intending on going on record saying that heaven is not a place? I simply helped these creatures in their travels.


3 posted on 01/29/2008 11:10:58 AM PST by kingu (We failed to quash Rudy McRomney and gosh, that's exactly who's left.)
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To: MissEdie

Monster Quest had a show about giant vultures attacking.
I guess that cartoon of one vulture saying to the other “patience my ass, I’m going to kill something” was closer to the truth.


4 posted on 01/29/2008 11:11:38 AM PST by Cold Heart
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5 posted on 01/29/2008 11:11:39 AM PST by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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Oh, they’re talking abour birds. When I read the first few lines, I thought they were talking about the government-sponsors denizens of the Welfare Vulture Culture — soon coming to a Section 8 housing slum near you!


6 posted on 01/29/2008 11:12:19 AM PST by lapster
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To: MissEdie

The best answer to every sort of problem like this is the modern compound bow; no noise, lethal against creatures significantly larger than vultures or coyotes, and easily capable of hitting tennis balls at 30 yards.


7 posted on 01/29/2008 11:18:27 AM PST by jeddavis
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To: MissEdie

One of my neighbors practiced the 3 "S's" - shoot, shovel, and shut-up...


The 4th S:


Gamo Whisper Deluxe

8 posted on 01/29/2008 11:22:26 AM PST by EdReform (The right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed *NRA*JPFO*SAF*GOA*SAS*RWVA)
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To: MissEdie

Shoot them & bury them.. Just don’t let Hillary know, they are her pets.


9 posted on 01/29/2008 11:24:12 AM PST by pandoraou812 (Don't taunt the animal's at the zoo or they may bite YOU!)
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Dang, another article about a Democratic primary. When will election season be over?


14 posted on 01/29/2008 11:55:30 AM PST by CSM ("Dogs and beer. Proof that God loves us.- Al Gator (8/24/2007))
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To: MissEdie

That third S - ‘shut up’, normally would entail his not telling you...


17 posted on 01/29/2008 1:13:46 PM PST by green iguana
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Paging Tippi Hedren...


18 posted on 01/29/2008 2:42:26 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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- shoot, shovel, and shut-up -

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"I'll have to remember that!"

21 posted on 01/29/2008 8:08:33 PM PST by Ken H
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I have to wonder... will a vulture eat a dead vulture?


23 posted on 01/30/2008 7:51:48 AM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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