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Lost FR Tradition...HAIKU! Today...JOHN McCAIN
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| 1-3-08
| Bob J
Posted on 02/03/2008 9:23:51 AM PST by Bob J
From Arizona
A dem in rino clothing
He'll 'Cain us real good
TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: frhaiku; haiku; mccain
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Back in '04 we had a good time on FR creating haiku's on the news of the day. I say McCain is as good a place as any to start again!
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:23:54 AM PST
by
Bob J
To: Bob J
War Hero
Before the Clinton Machine
Don’t get Foley’ed again
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:27:45 AM PST
by
1curiousmind
(Romney/Thompson 08 - "We're not electing a Sunday school teacher, but a President." Falwell 5/07)
To: Bob J
Nice. I’m looking forward to Super Tuesday here in Arizona. I am hoping that our great state will reject McCain in such a fashion that any claim he makes on the nomination will fall and flutter away like the leaves in autumn.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:28:46 AM PST
by
Digital Sniper
(Hello, "Undocumented Immigrant." I'm an "Undocumented Border Patrol Agent.")
To: Bob J
A footsoldier in
The Reagan Revolution
Now is its killer
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:29:21 AM PST
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Waiting for 2012 to vote for an actual Republican)
To: #1CTYankee; ovrtaxt; Starstruck; GenXFreedomFighter; Caipirabob; mewzilla; Muzzle_em; ...
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:29:44 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: Digital Sniper
Nice. I’m looking forward to Super Tuesday here in Arizona. I am hoping that our great state will reject McCain in such a fashion that any claim he makes on the nomination will fall and flutter away like the leaves in autumn. What are the chances of that? And did the Arizona Republic ever endorse McLame?
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:30:10 AM PST
by
Recovering_Democrat
((I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!))
To: Recovering_Democrat
The Arizona Repugnant did endorse McCain. It also endorsed Obama. Nufsed.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:31:19 AM PST
by
Digital Sniper
(Hello, "Undocumented Immigrant." I'm an "Undocumented Border Patrol Agent.")
To: 1curiousmind
Grumy, grump man
Lie, lie open borders plan
I won't vote for you.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:31:47 AM PST
by
rintense
(You don't advance conservatism by becoming more liberal. Piss off McCain and Huck!)
To: Bob J
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
LAZARUS LONG
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:33:12 AM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Rudy,Romney,McCain, Huckabee will send a self-abused stomped elephant to the DRNC.)
To: rintense
Ding! Ding!
We Have a Winner!
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:35:15 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Bob J
Democrats all suck
Wolf McCain is one of them
Inside sheep's clothing
To: Fiddlstix
I love poetry. You should read some of my angry chick song lyrics. Alanis herself would blush.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:36:26 AM PST
by
rintense
(You don't advance conservatism by becoming more liberal. Piss off McCain and Huck!)
To: Bob J
His face is puffy.
I do not understand it.
Is he storing nuts?
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:36:29 AM PST
by
El Sordo
To: Foxfire4; Lijahsbubbe; ErnBatavia; skeeter; arkady_renko; Nick Danger; reagan_fanatic; ...
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:36:44 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: Bob J
We need to label him what he is:
“The McChurian Candidate”
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:36:59 AM PST
by
Mrs.Z
("...you're a Democrat. You're expected to complain and offer no solutions." Denny Crane)
To: Bob J
Trigger happy John
Turns profit into vile slur
Mad not Maverick
16
posted on
02/03/2008 9:37:38 AM PST
by
cold666pack
(Vote for the only conservative left. Vote Mitt Romney! Beware the myth of the Maverick.)
To: El Sordo
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:37:51 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: Bob J
Romney this
and Romney that
and McCain in the Oval Office
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:38:17 AM PST
by
BufordP
(Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
To: Bob J
Thanks for the ping! I’ll try and cook up a contribution.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:40:12 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Bob J
John McCain, He Sucks
He is way too much "yucky"
Spit Gross Mucus
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:40:45 AM PST
by
rface
(I would never vote for a RINO - That's why Ann Coulter and I endorse Mitt Romney)
To: Bob J
Won’t vote for McCain.
Will vote against Hillary
Won’t vote third party.
To: El Sordo
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:41:12 AM PST
by
sam_paine
(X .................................)
To: rintense
You are a very talented lady, my dear.....
(Of course, I've always known that)
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:41:40 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: El Sordo
it is the melanoma, and it can return or even be metastasizing right now into different places. (I am not trying to be cute).That is scary, depending on his VP..... if you add huck on that exponentially magnifies the problems.
BRW....... I heard a dem “strategist” on TV yesterday say McCain’s biggest problem is his age!!!11 lololol..
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:42:33 AM PST
by
libbylu
(Mitten I WILL NEVER VOTE FOR MCCAIN OR HUCK..THEY CALLED ME RACIST/BIGOT)
To: Bob J
McCain is goofball,
Angry, angry man he is.
He is frigging nuts.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:43:44 AM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Fiddlstix
So where’s your poem, my dear?
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:44:21 AM PST
by
rintense
(You don't advance conservatism by becoming more liberal. Piss off McCain and Huck!)
To: Bob J
Election finance,
Open borders define his
Conservatism.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:44:29 AM PST
by
tennteacher
(Romney '08)
To: Bob J
The McCain shadow.
traces somber silence.
where Hillary stands.
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:44:49 AM PST
by
bill1952
(The right to buy weapons is the right to be free)
To: Bob J
Hai Ku Low Ku
Candidates Get A Klue
I don’t well
Do Haiku
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:44:59 AM PST
by
Syncro
To: Bob J
Not good at haiku
I’m good at limericks, though
Call me for that thread.
To: cold666pack
Once “cuckoo nest” star
Now “flies over” a White House
Nurse Ratchett not pleased
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:46:19 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: Bob J
McCain pushed on us
by the lying M S M
Which one lies the most?
To: Bob J
John McCamnesty
Hates conservative voters
We need to unite
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:48:26 AM PST
by
DrewsDad
(PIERCE the EARMARKS)
To: Bob J
John lies like a rug
Careful not to set him off
His temper is known
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:48:47 AM PST
by
cold666pack
(Vote for the only conservative left. Vote Mitt Romney! Beware the myth of the Maverick.)
To: rintense
It's right here.....
Comment Censored
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:48:53 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Bob J
Illegals gone wild
McCain will sell us all out
He likes amnesty
To: Mrs.Z
Eastern prisoner
Now McChurian Candidate
Times they do-a-change
(had to use it, thanks!)
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:49:47 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: Bob J
From Arizona
A dem in rino clothing
Hell 'Cain us real good
;^))
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:50:03 AM PST
by
Just mythoughts
(Isa.3:4 And I will give children to be their princes, and babes shall rule over them.)
To: Bob J
On Tuesday you will creep
To the booth you will seek
Which Oh Which
Creep shall we FReep!
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:50:43 AM PST
by
Beagle8U
(FreeRepublic -- One stop shopping ....... Its the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
To: Bob J
An Amnesty by
any other name would smell
like McCain’s poop deck
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:51:54 AM PST
by
pogo101
To: Syncro
Sir big puffy cheeks
With large head and vacant eyes
Won’t fit on dollar
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:53:49 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: 1curiousmind
One in Keating Five
Wife grifts drugs from charity
Need funds must get off
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:54:54 AM PST
by
cold666pack
(Vote for the only conservative left. Vote Mitt Romney! Beware the myth of the Maverick.)
To: Bob J
He's Captain McQueeg
Egocentric little man
McCain Mutiny
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posted on
02/03/2008 9:59:35 AM PST
by
NautiNurse
(Plants are people too)
To: Bob J
Degrade not Haiku
with rantings of a mad man
drowning in ego
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posted on
02/03/2008 10:01:18 AM PST
by
fish hawk
(The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
To: Bob J
A foot soldier in
the Reagan Revolution?
That’s just cow pucky
To: Bob J
Over cliff the Maverick flew
Whole lies escaped the broken wreck
Cry Medic, Medic. Seal his fate.
To: cold666pack
Silver spurs on boots
Worn by “maverick” cowboy
Too sharp for pony
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posted on
02/03/2008 10:06:33 AM PST
by
Bob J
("For every 1000 hacking at the branches of evil, one is striking at it's root.")
To: Mrs.Z
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posted on
02/03/2008 10:06:39 AM PST
by
ol' hoghead
(He is not here; for he is risen.)
To: Bob J
I’ll give you five. It’s difficult to keep what we feel about him to a 5-7-5 Haiku!
desire to rule
McCain needs Presidency
admirality lost
McCain must not win
motivated by power
amnesty his plan
unstable McCain
the DNC inside man
screw the GOP
GOP member?
Conservatives despise him
“Maverick” McCain
I must be dreaming
McCain is the front runner
my party left me
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posted on
02/03/2008 10:06:49 AM PST
by
snippy_about_it
(The FReeper Foxhole. America's history, America's soul.)
To: Bob J
Ultimate hero
History repeats itself
John and Benedict
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posted on
02/03/2008 10:07:24 AM PST
by
fish hawk
(The religion of Darwinism = Monkey Intellect)
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